Ramen Noodles With Weed (Fast way to COOK Weed)

[Hazed]

Yo I found this at a diff mj forum, posting it so you guys can try it out. I did it today with 3.8 grams of decent middies and I was extremely blazed out of my mind.

First off, you want to go to the store and get some Ramen Noodles. They cost 30 cents a pack so it shouldn't be a strain on any budget.

When you get ready to cook, bring water in a pot to a medium boil. You don't want it spraying all over the place. Also: Don't use too much water! Two cups will probably be sufficient for now, and if you need more then just add more in later. Take the amount of weed you want to cook with (usually use slightly more than the amount needed to get high by smoking). Chop up the weed as fine as you can get it.

You will also need butter of course. A rule I use that seems to work every time is to get an amount of butter that looks about the same size as the amount of weed you have. Then, get more butter (about half as much as you have now) and add it to your butter pile. So you will probably have two piles, one of weed and one of butter. Add both to the boiling broth. You might also consider adding in other spices like oregano, garlic, or other greenish spices in case people get nosey; you could just tell them it's oregano or whatever. Plus the spices will mask any smell that's produced by cooking.

You'll want to boil it for at least 20 minutes, but the longer you can the better. If you have time to boil for a while, boil the weed until it's totally brown. If it's mostly brown though, then you should be alright. Now plop the ramen noodles into the boiling water and stir and cook for about 5 minutes. Pour out all contents into a bowl (including the weed, don't strain it out you might as well eat it) and add in as much of the Ramen seasoning as you'd like.

It actually tastes quite good, although a tad buttery. The Ramen Flavoring does a good job of covering up any nasty weed-tasting gunk in the soup. Just eat it all, sit back and wait. In about 1-2 hours you will be *quite* messed up, depending on how much weed you used. I usually use about 2 bowls worth of kind bud, and I get pretty far out there.

This is a great recipe for a few reasons:
One, it doesn't cost much at all.
Two, cooking with such a small amount doesn't really stink up the house so you can do it if your parents are around.
Three, it gets you pretty damn stoned.

[blissdreamer]

hah thats fucking sweet! Im korean, so i have tons of spicy ones mmmmm weed ramen hahahah

[Sage of Salvia]

im going to try this man, ramen noodles are the shit when your stoned an broke

[danwasbored]

Dude that's tight. I'm gonna have to try that sometime.

[Joint]

Nice dude, I'll have to try that tomorrow.

Holy shit though, you said you ate almost 4g! That's quite a bit. I'll probably try it with like .7g or something like that.

[Spectre927]

Wow, thats freakin awesome. I'm spreadin the word to my boys.

[Hazed]

Originally Posted by Joint

Nice dude, I'll have to try that tomorrow.

Holy shit though, you said you ate almost 4g! That's quite a bit. I'll probably try it with like .7g or something like that.

yeah im a beast, plus people kept saying if you eat too much youll get too high and sick.. and well I wanted to see if itd happen to me because I never get "too high"

[enfiladeDTS]

Dude, thats awesome. I always wanted to cook with weed, but i'm too afraid of stinking up the house. I think i'll do this sometime soon.

[green-machine]

Thats Sweeeeeeeeeeet! Ramen Kicks ass! Especialy chicken flav. A great quick muchie if you nuke it, never thought of putting weed in it though. Gotta try that sometime! As long as i don't have to put 4 g's in it though.

[popsson]

wouldnt the water kill the thc?

[PassDat]

if i dont add spices, does it smell like weed real bad or just slightly

[Hazed]

Originally Posted by PassDat

if i dont add spices, does it smell like weed real bad or just slightly

Slightly.


And popsson no water doesnt kill thc, wtf?

[Ashy-Knuckles]

Yeah, I read this exact recipe before! I'm waiting til the beginning of March, after I get my job at the bank, to get MEGA-blown, and judging from the responses in the original thread from the other message board, 9 pages of replys give it 2 thumbs waaay up and say it messes you up more than out of a blunt/bowl/bong......and I have such looooow tolerance 'cause I smoke once every week or two....so I'll take a break for a month and make 4 grams of weed-Ramen between 3 people, get 10 times more baked then I would smoking a blunt and WAAAY more since I took a month break and built down the lowest of my low tolerance......MMM!!!!

....and I read about the set and setting, and how trying new high experiences gets you higher, because youre opposing the montony of toking in the exact same mundane manner you always do, so I'd be trying something newer with more weed then I've ever bought! I'll even copp some quality dank 60-30 bud, I'm hoping this should be my most trippy/stoned experience EVER!!!!!

Excuse my excitement, Peace!

[syntax13]

Another good share from hazed. +rep

[popsson]

Originally Posted by Hazed

Slightly.


And popsson no water doesnt kill thc, wtf?

what do you mean wtf? thc isnt water soluble, it was a very logical question.