newbie to weed... need some advice.

[TastyBleach]

Originally Posted by yeahIsmoke05

that sounds like something done AFTER stoning...hahah

i smoked a quarter that day after christening(sp?) a zong for my friend lol. still high, but it was worse than bong water, i should know.

[david of bob]

in another forum is said to make weed tea, add 1 bud. so how much weed is that?

[time_420_bongs]

Originally Posted by david of bob

okay, listen, i got really bad asthma (i start coughing like crazy even from secondhand smoke). if i had firsthand smoke i would probably end up in the hospital. so could someone just give me some advice on drinking it. thanks. sorry of i sound rude.

Use Betty Crocker Brownie mix. All you need is a quarter and it will do a full tray. Cut it into 12 and eat 2.5 and you would be flying

A quarter, so like 60 bucks and you can share it with 4 - 5 people and that’s fine. But remember to use 2 eggs, it makes it taste better

Grind the weed so its really fine, and then mix it with the dry powder mix. Add the oil, 2 eggs. Put in oven. After about 15mins check with toothpick if comes out clean they are done. Wait till cool, but icing on. Eat away. Wait for about 20 mins and then BAM

You just keep getting higher and higher and you can't stop it. I have been retarded as seen people freak out and just sweat...good times. but if you can get a good amount and stay sane, going to the mall or just around is a lot of fun.

[david of bob]

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[TastyBleach]

Originally Posted by david of bob

man... my life sucks. do you guys think i should slit my wrists and write depressing poetry?

sorry if this is off topic. i just realized that at this very moment all the people i know at school are at some wild party getting stoned, drunk, and having sex while im in my room by myself listening to my dad yell at a television set. and i dont have access to alcoholic beverages either.

Dont..... turn.... emo....

Get the fuck out there, talk to new people. Figure out what the fuck they are doing to be open to these parties, and make an attempt at being social.

While drinking may be cool (I know stoners would be called hypocrits for this) but its is much more danger than it worth. While i love alcohol, do i remember that fun, never. And i have my friends crack jokes like "Remember when he humped Jessicas's mom?" Fo real...

The green.... when you discover it. Will be the ultimate social hookup. People you never knew, they may not be cool. But chances are they wont judge you or look down on you, smokers are very shill, in touch with reality people.

So just saying, well, i dont know what im kinda high and went offtrack there. But ask yourself if you wanna fake who you are to fit in. You shouldnt have to. Find people that accept you, a few good friends are better that those party prep i hate all loser groups.

[TastyBleach]

Originally Posted by david of bob

in another forum is said to make weed tea, add 1 bud. so how much weed is that?

they probably mean a nug, or nugget. wich is a solid chunk of weed that hasnt been broken apart. How it naturally grows. but i would reccomen breaking it up.

[david of bob]

i try to make friends but no one ever invites me to hang out with them. i honestly dont know why. and everyone thinks im the biggest pot head in the world i guess from the way i talk but the sad thing is that ive never even done drugs.

and i was joking about the emo thing.

[Plotinus]

david my friend please do us all a favor and do NOT try smoking.

[yeahIsmoke05]

yeah gotta find those seeds!, unless you buy sensi!..mmmm sensi

[david of bob]

why should i not smoke? you dont like me either?

[yeahIsmoke05]

man you live in new york, go find a hooker or something!

[david of bob]

like i said, i cant get out cause of my parents. and i dont want a hooker. i just need tips on making weed tea and using it without my parents finding out.

[dhi383]

your parents don't let you leave the house?

[TastyBleach]

Originally Posted by david of bob

like i said, i cant get out cause of my parents. and i dont want a hooker. i just need tips on making weed tea and using it without my parents finding out.

If you truely dont want your parents to know, make a homeade vaporiser. Weed tea still smells. Alot. Vaporizers dont smell at ALL.

[yeahIsmoke05]

man David, or Bob....by making this thread i thought you had done everything but you hadnt ahhhhhhh SEARCH BUTTON! http://forum.grasscity.com/showthrea...light=weed+tea