Funny stories

[Skreebly]

i just wanted to hear some funny stories, and im sure there have been threads like this in the past..... but by these funny stories i dont mean something dumb a buddy did, i mean something that happens with like random people.
i was at a hockey tournament in detroit staying in a hotel with my team, and it was my friends b-day so we decided to celebrate and pass a few bowls (4 guys on the team dont smoke) so we did and then walked around the hotel for a while, there was this group of people in their room with the door wide open having a party, and when we walked by we heard a lady sittin right by the door say to her husband "I heard them planning on smoking marijuana!!"
right then my friend walked into the room stoned off his ass, redeyed, making this goofy ass face, and calmly says "well hooray for charlotte." takes a bow and walks out of the room.
well it was sort of a "you had to be there" type thing but when it happened it was the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while.... i guess you'd have to see the looks on those peoples faces too

[Skreebly]

im sure Nubbin's got quite a few of these to share with us

[Switch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your friend should have got a medal for that one- pure stoned genious. In the way that only a true stoned off his ass and baked to fuck off his ass person can accomplish...

[KB_124]

HAHAHA!!! Thats great, this hit's for your friend and you for sharing this.
Well this really isn't that funny but very cool. Me and a friend were on break at work and we decide to go smoke up (our boss knows that we smoke a work (and is cool with it as long as it's not on the property. so we all park in this parking lot behind a strip-mall thats about 20 feet away, very convienient. so so we go to my truck and hotbox the cab in broad daylight with a very busy road about 10 feet away (I work next to a carwash place, so theres all these cars that go through the little carwash driveway, and it was a busy day for them) and so all of the sudden this lady stops and walks up behind us, so i didn't see her untilshe was at my window. And she says to us, "No-No-No....I know what your doing! But she says it in like a joking voice. So my friend put it out and hid it. And we both deny it for a second. Then my friend said in A VERY CAUTIOUS TONE "Do you..uh..wanna hit? And she was like "YEAH! LIGHT THAT SHIT UP" She hit it a couple times and we talked then she left. It was kinda cool to us. Yeah, im blazed

[Eelodia]

Hahahaha.

[Skreebly]

that kicks ass

[ImPakelika]

...scavanger lol

[elementxero]

lmao, i get the image of female snoopdogg from halfbaked just comin over to the car

[jmichigan34]

elementxero lmao, i get the image of female snoopdogg from halfbaked just comin over to the car

exactely man whata bum but thats proves that they shoudl legalize it everyone smokes pot

[420girlie]

My friend and I were all chiefed in Hawaii walking down the strip and I was wearing a see-thru shirt over my bikini top. I pulled on the back of my top to pull it down and I guess my boob must have popped out but I didn't really notice until I was looking at this guy walking the other direction w/ a very wierd smile on his face looking at my chest so I looked at it and sure enough, there it was for all to see. Good thing I was too stoned to be embarrassed. I just put it away smiled at the guy and started laughing my ass off.

[overgrowray]

damn it, now why couldn't of i been that guy? hell i just wish i was in hawaii

[420girlie]

One time I was really drunk and I figured I better get to bed before I started feeling too sick, so I went in my room took off my pants and hopped on in. After lying there trying to sleep for a while, the spins hit like non other and I had to puke immediatly. I knew there was very little time so I sat up, crawled to the other end of the bed, stuck my head over the edge and let it fly. After a few times I regained enough control to flip on the light. EEEWWWWWW!!!!!! I puked right into my fucking pants, aint that a bitch I totally forgot I had just pulled em down and jumped out because I usually fold them up. Puke was all down inside my pockets and everything. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention the fact that I had eaten A very big, very garlicy hunk of meat w/ red potatoes and carrots and onions and stuff which does not smell very good mixed w/ hard-a.

What to do now? Why the same thing I always do, get my sister to save me. She came in and took out all of the pukey stuff remade the bed, redressed me and all was good. Untill two days later when I remembered the pants she had put in some plastic bags and put on the porch over night were still in my backpack.

So I got royally stoned grabbed some rubber gloves and went out on the deck. When I cut open the bag it was thae nastiest fuckin' thing I have ever smelled. It smelled like mildewey garlic alcohol puke. I pulled out the pants and they had chewed up meat and potatoe skins all over them.

Aint that some shit?

[overgrowray]

holly fuck, .....

[jmichigan34]

that storey changed my life i think ... yep it did tjhose are tramatoc experiences i feel ya

[Skreebly]

now thats a kick in the pants