Last Night was Fun

[Milkshake]

Last night I went to 40 year old virgin with my gf, which is a hilarious movie. Then afterwards my friend, we'll call him Cody, called me up and asked if I wanted to smoke. So I got there and it was me, cody, and tim. We got my zong, and cody's zong goin' around the circle. Then we were waiting for this black guy and his bitch to come to smoke this blunt Tim made. But they never showed up so the three of us drove around the neighborhood smoking this amazingly thick blunt. We got super high and went back to the Cody's house. This OTHER girl showed up, and I was in the midst of eating two bowls of cereal when Cody started putting on this clown costume for no reason, and it scared the shit ouf ot me so I kept screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT". Anyway, once I got calmed down the girl drove us to Taco Bell, and we had Cody in his clown outfit pick up the food from the person in there. I ate two tacos, and when we got back it was pretty much time for everyone to go home.

I was still hungry as fuck, so I dig up some change and decide to go get a taco from taco bell. Well right when I was about to pull into the little drive-thru lane I noticed some kids like 30 yards away and I drove up to them and it was one boy, and this girl. The girl looked like she was fucking Marilyn Manson or something. She had on like.. underwear, a garter belt, pink fishnets, boots, some gothic top, black lipstick... you get it. I pull up to the girl and the convo goes like this:

me: "Whoa... sorry I'm REALLY fucked up, but are you a guy or a girl?"
the girl: "a girl.."
*three friend's of the guy come up from like 20 feet away*
the guys: "what're you doing?"
me: "i'm going to fuckin taco bell dude"
the girl: "can I come with you?"
me: "what the hell? why? I don't have that much money"
the girl: "I don't care can I just come?"
*I start to drive slowly*
the girl: "Please, I'll have sex with you! I'll give you a blowjob! I'm a slut, please!"

I drive off miffed the fuck out so I get my taco and drive off. I get like 3 miles away and I'm like.. wtf just happened dude. So I turn around and go all the way back and find the girl and the guy. The guy's friend's are like now disapeared. So I go up to them and get out of my car and go up to the girl and this is the convo:

me: "whoa, I'm really sorry again, but you're a girl right?"
the girl: "Yes I am" *starting to get annoyed*
me: "do you have somewhere to like go.."
the girl: *looks around* "I guess so"
me: "like do you have somewhere to go to sleep, like you didn't run away or anything did you?"
the girl: "no, I have my house"
me: "how old are you?"
the girl: "14"
me: "holy.. shit......" *we sit in silence* "were you serious about the whole slut thing?"
the girl: "Yes I was"
me: "prove it"
the girl: "how?"
me: "pull down your underwear" *and then I accidently slipped in:* "to prove oyu're a girl"
*the girl does it anyway*
me: "okay take off your shirt"
*the girl does that and I ask her to hand it to me and she does. then I drive off laughing like WTF just happened. I started to feel bad so I threw the shirt out like 100m away from where it happened cuz I felt like the shirt was like evily talking to me like "YOU'RE A BAD KID!"*
the boy with the girl: "GET YOUR HAPPY-ASS BACK HERE!!"

and that's what happened. sorry if it was long as fuck

[B-loved MJ]

god dude, funny weird shit like that is the best. I once saw this girl I knews car in this parking lot, so I pull up to it, all fucking high, and I go up to the window, and shes juts chillin their. we started talking, things lead to making out, to me having sex with her in the back of her car. I was sooo happy.

but my night last night was odd too... I was chillin at work, and my friend comes in all stoned, gets a drink, and reaches in his pocket, and I got the biggest whiff of dank nuggets ever! so after work , I call my friend, we meet up , smoke a bowl, try to find a movie, failed, so we drove up into the mountains. I pee up next to this shop, and drive back down. meet my friend adam, smoke a bowl, then drive to burger king( open 24 hours), and see some drunk guys getting food from the drive threw on foot, so we get our food and a spare water, and throw it at the big drunk dude while we drive by. hit him and call him a drunk fagget and drove home. it was a good night

[savage_goose]

dude you shouldnt throw shit at people and call them names... haha the goth girl story made me chuckle though, even if it was a little bit mean to take her shirt, hahaha but then again she totally asked for it.

[st3ve]

awesome man......you tell an underage 14 eyar old 'girl' to strip for you.

you know that's illegal, right? obviously you're 18 to be on this site or more.

fucking pedafile.

[B-loved MJ]

I know its not... but when they started it. it is justifiable.

[Milkshake]

dude, yeah sure I'm 18 laf

but dude, I wasn't doing it in the intent to see her naked and like beat off.

I did it to make her get naked and look like a fuckin idiot as I drove off. lmao.

[RuffRat]

rofl pure fucking ownage! she deserved it... in some way

[Milkshake]

Originally Posted by B-loved MJ

god dude, funny weird shit like that is the best. I once saw this girl I knews car in this parking lot, so I pull up to it, all fucking high, and I go up to the window, and shes juts chillin their. we started talking, things lead to making out, to me having sex with her in the back of her car. I was sooo happy.

but my night last night was odd too... I was chillin at work, and my friend comes in all stoned, gets a drink, and reaches in his pocket, and I got the biggest whiff of dank nuggets ever! so after work , I call my friend, we meet up , smoke a bowl, try to find a movie, failed, so we drove up into the mountains. I pee up next to this shop, and drive back down. meet my friend adam, smoke a bowl, then drive to burger king( open 24 hours), and see some drunk guys getting food from the drive threw on foot, so we get our food and a spare water, and throw it at the big drunk dude while we drive by. hit him and call him a drunk fagget and drove home. it was a good night

lol that's funny, but somewhat cruel

[Milkshake]

sorry I just kinda wanna bump this cuz it was the highlight of my weekend, and I can't wait for this weekend to get my zong ripping again.

[-Purplehaze-]

Lol, nice story, must have been pretty trippy. The other day, i was ridng my bike home really blazed, and these two chicks called me, so i rode over. They were pretty hot, and asked if i knew how to fix a bike. I fixed their bike in an instant, and next thing i knew they were both sucking mycock. lol. Good night.