smoking and usage

onuggets · #1 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 03:00 PM

hey i like hearing about stoner stories and what not so feel free to tell some not so calm situations with non smoker peeple

i had a crazy time registering at school today i just got a quarter last night and this morning i blazed a large joint and forgot my check at home and they wouldnt let me pay with cash, the lady doing the registrry thing was so up tight and kind of phsycotic and she noticed me geeking out becaus of her, she thout there was something wrong with me, because she smelled pot and i was laphing at her , the school police officer searched me but found nothing because i hidd all my nuggs and papers in the woods accross the street ....

well i have had quit a day and its only 9:00 am time to smoke another J

peace~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Koopa · #2 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 06:07 PM

once i was really blazed and a kid at mcdonalds called the cops on me just because of that....

so i called him a pussy

then like 2 months later at the drive thru, i was pulling away and he runs out and trys to fight me..

pretty crazy.

Mstrbakeo · #3 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 06:11 PM

Hey,
The other day after me and my friend smoked two large bowls we were flippin starving. So we get into the car and go to 7-11. Were online to pay and we're real high. All of a sudden like everyone I ever knew walks into the 7-11 like parents friends and stuff, and the guy behind the register is like Are you guys high? And I was like high? But I couldnt even say no I j ust made a funny face and ran out...Man I hate it when you gotta conceal your highness.

liveloveburndie · #4 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 06:16 PM

I went to the gas station after smoking all day long last friday to buy cigs. The forgeiner guy was like '$6.00' And my friend just gave him the normal price ($4) and walked out because its the only gas station around and was BS for that price. So im pulling out of the parking lot and the middle eastern guy runs out like YOU OWE ME MONEY. So I give him $3, say ''Keep the fucking change'' and this armored truck pulls in around me so I cant leave.

Finally, the assholes move and the foreigner goes back in his store. Nobody was around, just me and 3 friends in my car. So im backing up and BOOM I rear ended his car.
We drove off and checked my car out, no damage at all. Dunno about his though, but thats one of my stories.

Koopa · #5 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 06:17 PM

oh i got another one...

one time me and a few friends were drinking and smoking at a friends house..and 2 of us decide to walk to the 7-11. so this idiot decides hes gonna steal a candy bar....and the guy totally calls him on it. i already paid and was outside though. so the guy comes out and goes "COME HERE!" and im like fuck this, and take off running. I had 2 40oz and we smoked a blunt so i was fucked but I ran the fastest ive ever ran, and it was on a main road so I just knew there was gonna be cops driving up and down, so we ducked into this golf course. We were running through the golf course hiding behind trees and shit and in Sand traps. We got away but that kids fuckin idiot.

Freak · #6 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 10:27 PM

one time me and my friends were smoking 4 blunts of dank during a spacer and this jeep was driving with no one in it... it had a thing on the steering wheel and i was freaking out thinking it was driven by a computer or some shit... but i looked ahead of it and a bigass rv was pulling it

haha that shit was funny as hell

LiquidSD · #7 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 11:03 PM

I think Iv posted this one but me and a few friends were smokin in a creek by the road. The only way down was to hop a fence and climb down. So after we got done smokin westarted to climb out and we saw this guy walk across the bridge and we all froze. I swear he stood there and looked down at us for like 2 min but it was drak and didnt see us and evuently he walked away. So we were a little freaked and when we got out we started to run. Then we hear "hey what are you runnin from"? Its was the guy whos house was right next to the creek. And the one guy who was a new smoker started to run (which was stupid since the guy wouldnt have done anything) and we all are runnin now. Then the guy jumps in his car and comes after us. But we ran up onto the school grounds runnin past like 3 gaurds. And we hid behind the spanish trailer for 2 houres. It was a real good time.

fAKdded · #8 (**permalink**) 08-23-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Freak

one time me and my friends were smoking 4 blunts of dank during a spacer and this jeep was driving with no one in it... it had a thing on the steering wheel and i was freaking out thinking it was driven by a computer or some shit... but i looked ahead of it and a bigass rv was pulling it

haha that shit was funny as hell

Hahaha, Thats classic.

UCF-Toker · #9 (**permalink**) 08-24-2005, 06:10 AM

wow this is a pretty funny thread

one time me and my friend got crazy blazed and decided to go to wal-mart and check shit out and feel the soft pillows. anyway we had our fun just looking at stuff and decided to get some food and head out. so we choose this line with like 3 people in it. its this couple and then another lady behind her but they all new eachother. so we're sitting here and the guy in the line has gold teeth and looks just as high as us with crazy red eyes and is just walkin weird. and i'm giggling about this and other stuff. and the people in front of us are taking their sweet as time. then the guy looks at my friend and makes a motion like he's smoking out of a piece but i didnt see that so my friends starts giggling and tells me so we're both pretty laughy and then one of the girls opens up a bag of marshmallows while in line and starts eating them. now i'm going nuts like wtf is this lady doing. and then she starts seeing if she can pay for them and her stuff even though they have already paid i think, i'm not sure, but it was just a big distraction while they moved items to the other carts and decided to steal stuff! me and my friend slowly realize whats going on and are like, wtf this isnt happening!. anyway, they sorta were getting caught and put to the side and let us get through, but that was definetly quite a sight.

sorry for the long post. but i demand UF-Toker to tell the beach story!

p.s. once i came home from getting stoned and i was still kinda bad and decided to jump the back fence instead of going though the garage so i wouldnt wake my rents (this is before they found out i smoked, now they dont care). so i'm up on the fence when i just sorta black out. next thing i know i'm getting up off the ground and my ass is killing me. apartently i fell and tore a hole in my ass AND the fence is all fucked up LOL

dunphy · #10 (**permalink**) 08-24-2005, 06:17 AM

yesterday me and my best friend were at the skatepark riding bmx, and his dad showed up cause he had just got back from a long business trip, and he knew we were fucked up ( we had been hitting a bong for an hour plus 2 joints and a few bowl packs)

his dad goes: have you guys been smoking pot!!! your eyes are really glazed over! and were like no weve been up all night and were tired

on top of this i under rotated a 540 and ate shit so hard. riding bikes is so hard blazed.

skem · #11 (**permalink**) 08-24-2005, 06:20 AM

ordering food from cappy's near huntington ave. boston heads will know what im talking about. those dudes flip out if you dont know your exact order and cant say it in less than 5 seconds.

YesICannabis · #12 (**permalink**) 08-24-2005, 06:33 AM

hah all my school ID's are all of red eyed me. we would always bake before registration then go talk to the coaches and stuff. whatever im trippin on robogels i have better st ories just cant remember them right now

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#1 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 03:00 PM
onuggets Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 46	intense situations when your high hey i like hearing about stoner stories and what not so feel free to tell some not so calm situations with non smoker peeple i had a crazy time registering at school today i just got a quarter last night and this morning i blazed a large joint and forgot my check at home and they wouldnt let me pay with cash, the lady doing the registrry thing was so up tight and kind of phsycotic and she noticed me geeking out becaus of her, she thout there was something wrong with me, because she smelled pot and i was laphing at her , the school police officer searched me but found nothing because i hidd all my nuggs and papers in the woods accross the street .... well i have had quit a day and its only 9:00 am time to smoke another J peace~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

#2 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 06:07 PM
Koopa Smoke Trees Join Date: May 2005 Location: Shy Guy Beach Posts: 133	once i was really blazed and a kid at mcdonalds called the cops on me just because of that.... so i called him a pussy then like 2 months later at the drive thru, i was pulling away and he runs out and trys to fight me.. pretty crazy. __________________ I be gettin high ***** doin' my thing my eyes chinese im high like Yao Ming roll up all night head get right the hash plant mixed with that Northern Light riiight White Rhino White Widow..white people roll up that indo.. jamaican people roll up that Bob Marley light up your body stank up the party!

#3 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 06:11 PM
Mstrbakeo Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 44	Hey, The other day after me and my friend smoked two large bowls we were flippin starving. So we get into the car and go to 7-11. Were online to pay and we're real high. All of a sudden like everyone I ever knew walks into the 7-11 like parents friends and stuff, and the guy behind the register is like Are you guys high? And I was like high? But I couldnt even say no I j ust made a funny face and ran out...Man I hate it when you gotta conceal your highness.

#4 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 06:16 PM
liveloveburndie Question Man Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Some where in that mary land... Posts: 170	I went to the gas station after smoking all day long last friday to buy cigs. The forgeiner guy was like '$6.00' And my friend just gave him the normal price ($4) and walked out because its the only gas station around and was BS for that price. So im pulling out of the parking lot and the middle eastern guy runs out like YOU OWE ME MONEY. So I give him $3, say ''Keep the fucking change'' and this armored truck pulls in around me so I cant leave. Finally, the assholes move and the foreigner goes back in his store. Nobody was around, just me and 3 friends in my car. So im backing up and BOOM I rear ended his car. We drove off and checked my car out, no damage at all. Dunno about his though, but thats one of my stories. __________________

#5 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Koopa Smoke Trees Join Date: May 2005 Location: Shy Guy Beach Posts: 133	oh i got another one... one time me and a few friends were drinking and smoking at a friends house..and 2 of us decide to walk to the 7-11. so this idiot decides hes gonna steal a candy bar....and the guy totally calls him on it. i already paid and was outside though. so the guy comes out and goes "COME HERE!" and im like fuck this, and take off running. I had 2 40oz and we smoked a blunt so i was fucked but I ran the fastest ive ever ran, and it was on a main road so I just knew there was gonna be cops driving up and down, so we ducked into this golf course. We were running through the golf course hiding behind trees and shit and in Sand traps. We got away but that kids fuckin idiot. __________________ I be gettin high ***** doin' my thing my eyes chinese im high like Yao Ming roll up all night head get right the hash plant mixed with that Northern Light riiight White Rhino White Widow..white people roll up that indo.. jamaican people roll up that Bob Marley light up your body stank up the party!

#6 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 10:27 PM
Freak Circus Reject Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 345	one time me and my friends were smoking 4 blunts of dank during a spacer and this jeep was driving with no one in it... it had a thing on the steering wheel and i was freaking out thinking it was driven by a computer or some shit... but i looked ahead of it and a bigass rv was pulling it haha that shit was funny as hell __________________ Just Get High!

#7 (permalink) 08-23-2005, 11:03 PM
LiquidSD SID Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Somewhere around Barstow Posts: 503	I think Iv posted this one but me and a few friends were smokin in a creek by the road. The only way down was to hop a fence and climb down. So after we got done smokin westarted to climb out and we saw this guy walk across the bridge and we all froze. I swear he stood there and looked down at us for like 2 min but it was drak and didnt see us and evuently he walked away. So we were a little freaked and when we got out we started to run. Then we hear "hey what are you runnin from"? Its was the guy whos house was right next to the creek. And the one guy who was a new smoker started to run (which was stupid since the guy wouldnt have done anything) and we all are runnin now. Then the guy jumps in his car and comes after us. But we ran up onto the school grounds runnin past like 3 gaurds. And we hid behind the spanish trailer for 2 houres. It was a real good time. __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#9 (permalink) 08-24-2005, 06:10 AM
UCF-Toker Stoned User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 882	wow this is a pretty funny thread one time me and my friend got crazy blazed and decided to go to wal-mart and check shit out and feel the soft pillows. anyway we had our fun just looking at stuff and decided to get some food and head out. so we choose this line with like 3 people in it. its this couple and then another lady behind her but they all new eachother. so we're sitting here and the guy in the line has gold teeth and looks just as high as us with crazy red eyes and is just walkin weird. and i'm giggling about this and other stuff. and the people in front of us are taking their sweet as time. then the guy looks at my friend and makes a motion like he's smoking out of a piece but i didnt see that so my friends starts giggling and tells me so we're both pretty laughy and then one of the girls opens up a bag of marshmallows while in line and starts eating them. now i'm going nuts like wtf is this lady doing. and then she starts seeing if she can pay for them and her stuff even though they have already paid i think, i'm not sure, but it was just a big distraction while they moved items to the other carts and decided to steal stuff! me and my friend slowly realize whats going on and are like, wtf this isnt happening!. anyway, they sorta were getting caught and put to the side and let us get through, but that was definetly quite a sight. sorry for the long post. but i demand UF-Toker to tell the beach story! p.s. once i came home from getting stoned and i was still kinda bad and decided to jump the back fence instead of going though the garage so i wouldnt wake my rents (this is before they found out i smoked, now they dont care). so i'm up on the fence when i just sorta black out. next thing i know i'm getting up off the ground and my ass is killing me. apartently i fell and tore a hole in my ass AND the fence is all fucked up LOL __________________ TY perfekt for the sig Smokin up 0-Town Last edited by UCF-Toker; 08-24-2005 at 06:24 AM.

#10 (permalink) 08-24-2005, 06:17 AM
dunphy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29	yesterday me and my best friend were at the skatepark riding bmx, and his dad showed up cause he had just got back from a long business trip, and he knew we were fucked up ( we had been hitting a bong for an hour plus 2 joints and a few bowl packs) his dad goes: have you guys been smoking pot!!! your eyes are really glazed over! and were like no weve been up all night and were tired on top of this i under rotated a 540 and ate shit so hard. riding bikes is so hard blazed.

#11 (permalink) 08-24-2005, 06:20 AM
skem The Roller Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Boston Posts: 293	ordering food from cappy's near huntington ave. boston heads will know what im talking about. those dudes flip out if you dont know your exact order and cant say it in less than 5 seconds.

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#12 (permalink) 08-24-2005, 06:33 AM
YesICannabis vive cuervo! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: cruisin down the street in my 6 4 Posts: 688	hah all my school ID's are all of red eyed me. we would always bake before registration then go talk to the coaches and stuff. whatever im trippin on robogels i have better st ories just cant remember them right now __________________ Attention all units, attention all units this is sgt. stadenko, attention all units. We are changing from a code 3, direct pursuit, to a code 347. completely lost.... Due to incompetance