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Old 08-15-2005, 07:16 AM
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HELP a stoner out.
Here's the situation; I have to take a BLOOD test in 2 days (Tuesday). It's a medical exam and not just a drug test and they're looking for: Chancroid, Chronic Alcoholism, Gonorrhea, Hansen's disease, HIV infection, Lymphogranuloma...... and NARCOTIC DRUG ADDICTION is listed among the things they're looking for. I'm really tripping bad because this is so fucking important.
I don't drink at all and I don't do any drugs but I do smoke weed daily and I smoked a fatass blunt yesterday. I've drank like 937493849348948 waters and 2 big things of cranberry juice, like 3 iced tea bottles, and lost count of the redbulls (it's got a lot of niacin in it) I've had in less than 5 hours, and I took like 4 advil pills (because I heard that Ibuprofen tests positive like thc or something..). I'm gonna go to GNC first thing in the morning and buy some of that detox shit, but I know that this shit is for urine tests, does it work with blood too?
Anyway, I don't even know what I'm asking you guys so just post some ideas you think might be helpful. I know I'm like out of time and it's like way too late but I just found out about the whole thing during the day right after smoking a fat blunt of some dank crystally sticky shit.
Ideas? info? anything you have to add is highly appreciated.
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:22 AM
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Ive never even heard of a blood test dude! That sucks, keep us updated though. "Narcotic drug addiction" sounds like its for crack, heroin, meth, etc. thc probably wont be in there?
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:34 AM
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Ive never even heard of a blood test dude! That sucks, keep us updated though. "Narcotic drug addiction" sounds like its for crack, heroin, meth, etc. thc probably wont be in there?
I know. I've never had to take tests before so I'm going mento about it.
Is marijuana considered a narcotic in the first place? I don't wanna be tripping for nothing!!
oh and I'm getting sick and feel like I'm gonna puke in a minute because of all the things I'm gulping. I'm just chilling and gulping countless rebulls and cranberry juice. I've done drinking more than 10 cranberry juice bottles since I first posted this thread and I'm not going to stop till 9 in the morning and that's when GNC opens and I can go look for flushing crap.
GOD I NEED A FUCKING BLUNT. The fucked up thing is that I got this awesome awesome weed in my pocket and I can smell it too but can't smoke it. FUCK FUCK. you don't even know how I feel right now
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:39 AM
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Burzum, I'm sorry. THC is stored in your bodys fat Lipids( yes, those Microscopic fat cells), which get blood going threw them. fusion happens between the two cells, meaning basically.... thc is going to be in there too... I had a blood test drug test once.... I tested positive for THC, and a wee bit of MDMA( X). I have never done X, so I am thinking it was a lace on some stuff I got from this shady dude. sorry bro. good luck tho.
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damn man..dont know what to tell you...although they can see if you tried to wash out anything with blood tests (my friends mother does the whole blood test reading shiznit)

im really curious as to what the results are..let us know as soon as you know!

good luck man!! whats the worse that can happen? (lie and say its second hand thc lol)
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blood test sounds like a doctor test???right???well i think theyll see it and tell u about it but their not gona do anything? unless ur under 18 which if u are i think theylle tell ur parents but if ur 18 i think thats confiedential.well im just guessing if ur going to the doctor im high alright...
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my advise is to craft a fake arm aparatice, and borrow ur friends blood, lol
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Do any of you know of ANYTHING like detox or ready clean or stuff like that, that works for blood and not just for urine?

Someone told me about Golden Seal and that it works fast and purifies the blood from all the intoxicants including thc.

I'm popping a lot of advils too because ibuprofen can test positive like thc from what I've heard.

anybody else? please??

oh and the worst that could happen is ummmm my life will be literally destroyed; I don't really wanna go into details because it will only make me feel worse and make me crave some herb more. FUCK. I guess I'm just fucked.
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:59 AM
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Yes. I'm going to a doctor who doesn't know the party asking for the test and they want the results in a SEALED envelope.
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Do any of you know of ANYTHING like detox or ready clean or stuff like that, that works for blood and not just for urine?

Someone told me about Golden Seal and that it works fast and purifies the blood from all the intoxicants including thc.

I'm popping a lot of advils too because ibuprofen can test positive like thc from what I've heard.

anybody else? please??

oh and the worst that could happen is ummmm my life will be literally destroyed; I don't really wanna go into details because it will only make me feel worse and make me crave some herb more. FUCK. I guess I'm just fucked.
I heard holding ur breath for a long time while the doctor is taking the sample will scare away the microscopic thc cells away
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I don't think you can get clean soon enough for a blood test, Sorry.
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I don't think you can get clean soon enough for a blood test, Sorry.
Im with this guy ^^ + maybe u should stop poping over the counter meds, before u OD, lol
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yeah man..... the Advil thing....... if it tests LIKE THC, then it will show up with MORE THC! oh, also, with blood tests they can scale your use. I think it goes from 1-350, mine was like a 250, lol. but thats after STOPPING for 5 days before hand. I am sorry bro.
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Old 08-15-2005, 08:07 AM
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I'm not trying to get completely clean. That would be impossible considering that I'm a daily smoker. But I think a low amount of thc (in case I was able to lower it by the time I have to take the blood test) would not really matter.

ok here's another question; say I tested positive for thc but it's not like a large amount (hopefully); would that still mean that I'm a "narcotic drug addict"? lol
fuck I really hate this. my head is about to explode.
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