HELP a stoner out.

[AllUpInTangles]

Originally Posted by §mÖkê¥

It takes 3 days for your blood to be clean. sorry dude

for chronic use its like 2 weeks i think.

If you told us what the test was for i bet we could all be alot more helpful

[B-loved MJ]

no, they just had a lady with the blood tubes come in, take two of them, it took about 3 minutes. then, I had to wait for three hours, I think it may have been faster there, because its the ER room. I was in the detox unit , sitting next to a meth head on my right, and a alcohol that was nothing but skin and bones( he was like 6 foot , and weighed like... 75 pounds, it was one of the saddest things I will ever see in my life.)

[bhoward3]

pop about 10 ibuprofens, and tell the doctor u tooki them last night cuz u had a headache when he asks u if uve been on any prescriptions or w/e, and he'll know that that'll make u test positive...so he might reschedule it to help buy you some more time. after all-ibuprofen isn't illegal...or is it?

[B-loved MJ]

yeah man..... I got some potent Ibuprofen from my guy last week..... lol, no, Ibuprofen isnt illegal. its perfectly lewgal, its taking it in such quantities that it becomes a abused substance..... guys. you can abuse using something very easily.. for gods sake, you could get addicted to drinking OJ!

[B-loved MJ]

dude, I just remembered after leaving work.... if their is a Jamba Juice near you, go there and get like at least 6-9 ounces of wheat grass, it will clean out free radicals in your blood stream.... I work for squeeze, and we have wheat grass and this guy comes in every two weeeks, because he smokes and is on probation...... that might work...

www.jambajuice.com

or even a health food store will have it. it isnt the tastiest thing, but it will help.

[Burzum]

So I went to the doctor yesterday morning and I explained the whole situation for him and told him that I've been smoking daily for a while. The doctor was really cool and helped me out. He carried out all the different parts of the medical examination and told me to come back on Friday for the blood test and screening and he said that I should be clean by then if I drink a lot of water and lemon juice.
That kinda made me feel better knowing that I got more time now and what the doc said made me feel better about it but I'm still worried though and I feel really sick from all this water I've been drinking.

So what do you guys think now? What are my chances on Friday? and should I go get some detox stuff too or just chill and do what the doctor said?

oh and it was really funny when I was leaving the doctor's office. He called me back and he asked me if I needed a "nerve pill" lol. That's one cool ass doctor.

[hoast]

maybe that was code for medial marijuana

[ripcurl15]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...l%3Den%26lr%3D

theres a drug calculater, in there plus i think thc stay in your blood for like 4 days and not much longer

[S.Rock]

Originally Posted by Burzum

you won't even believe how many 32 ounce cranberry juice bottles, redbulls, and waters I've had so far. I took like 6 advil pills too and I'm gonna take 6 everyday till it's time for the blood test.

I know I'm basically fucked but I'm not just gonna sit back. I got an unlimited supply of cranberry juice, water, and redbull and I'm gonna go through as much as I can till it's time for the test and I'm going to 2 different stores that people have recommended and I'm gonna buy some shit from there hoping it's gonna help. My friend told me about something that he uses which is called Q-Carbo something which is around 50 bucks a bottle and he's passed 9 out of 9 urine tests using that shit and smoking the night before and he said that it says on the bottle that it also works for blood tests so fuck it, I'll go ahead and try it too tomorrow.

The main thing is in August 25 (next thursday) but the results of the test they're asking for need like 5 days so I have to take the test in the coming few days. I got like 72 hours I'd say.

i kno a kid that uses that, it sounds like the same one...does it only come in fruit punch and grape?...they are gross u gotta drink the whole thing and the bottle is big and heavy...and its 50$ one use...the kid i kno needs to use that every 2 weeks

[Burzum]

Originally Posted by S.Rock

i kno a kid that uses that, it sounds like the same one...does it only come in fruit punch and grape?...they are gross u gotta drink the whole thing and the bottle is big and heavy...and its 50$ one use...the kid i kno needs to use that every 2 weeks

Yeah, the one he uses is grape. I'm not gonna get it though. Everybody's telling me that I will be fine till Friday. Besides, they're looking for NARCOTIC DRUG ADDICTION. I don't think it will be a big deal if they find a little THC in my blood because I'm pretty sure there won't be much thc in my blood till friday if there was anything at all since I've been drinking more than 20 liters of water a day since sunday and a LOT of cranberry and apple juice.

[puft]

i wouldnt really worry about it man, narcotics are only classified as opium or various forms of opium, marijuana is classified as cannabis, if they were gonna test you for pot also they would include cannabis and narcotic addictions

[KizonanBishes]

ok here is what you do... exercise non-stop.. and work all your fat and get your blood circulating a lot... that will help ya

[DankNugs]

Originally Posted by marcelcol69

blood test sounds like a doctor test???right???well i think theyll see it and tell u about it but their not gona do anything? unless ur under 18 which if u are i think theylle tell ur parents but if ur 18 i think thats confiedential.well im just guessing if ur going to the doctor im high alright...

in Georgia once you are 15 there is a doctor patient confidentiality meaning you can tell your parent to leave the room if you wanted to be like, look i smoke but i dont want it to be in my records, i just wanted to personally let you know that so my medicines dont have a reaction to it. the doctor cannot say a word to your parents and if they do... you sue his ass. that was just in case u were wondering