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AllUpInTangles · #31 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoast

WHAT the fuck are you talking about? If you're getting a "narcotics" test you cant even begin to tell me they're going to leave out thc, the most widely used drug, ever... the only drug i could think of right now is they cant test for shrooms.

WHAT the fuck are YOU talking about. he said they are testing for narcotics, THC is not a narcotic. case closed. If they do test for weed, it wouldnt be called a narcotic. it would be a cannaboids or something like that

and yes, they can test for ANYTHING on a blood test. no if, ands or buts

B-loved MJ · #32 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:31 AM

guys, guys, guys, guys...... all up in tangles.... chill.... who gives a shit. unless that website has a .gov after it, DONT take what it says to heart, cause in reality...... narcautics are any so9rt of illicit substance in possession where the law puts it under criminal penalty. my mom works in Law, I should know. the first time she caught me smoking, she almost called the cops, and thats the truth.

B-loved MJ · #33 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:32 AM

all up in tangles, you dont have to be john wayne here buddy! lol ,so guys, the matter at hand here is our friend that has a blood test. it is a very though test.... mine took three hours. so....

hoast · #34 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:35 AM

Dude im not saying they're doing a blood test just to test for thc. Im saying if he gets a narcotics test, THC WILL BE ONE OF THE DRUGS THEY ARE TESTING FOR. Ok whatever im done fucking up this guys thread because of your bullshit.

AllUpInTangles · #35 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:36 AM

but john wayne is so cool.

yeah i got carried away. how did your BA take 3 hours? was that like wait time, or did they have the needle in you arm for that long?

Burzum · #36 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:46 AM

I know someone who did the same exact test I'm gonna do at the same place too BUT he doesn't smoke weed at all and never did so he's not of any help; he said the whole thing took less than 15 minutes and he picked up his sealed envelope after a week.

Burzum · #37 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 10:53 AM

can someone please help me find a US government website that lists what them motherfuckers consider narcotics?

oh and I'm still drinking cranberry juice though; I've read in 90584359084359048354 different websites that it does help with a drug blood test. so why not; I got the shit for free anyway.
and no the test is not ONLY for drugs.
They're gonna take a blood sample and test it for the presence of serious diseases like HIV and TB and stuff like that and Narcotic Drug Addiction; that's the exact term they used.
Does having thc in my blood make me a fucking narcotic drug addict?! that's not fair.

hoast · #38 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 12:05 PM

Addiction? then no I dont think thc will be in there. They're probably looking for higher schedule drugs. But make sure you tell us what happens

ideal · #39 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burzum

can someone please help me find a US government website that lists what them motherfuckers consider narcotics?

oh and I'm still drinking cranberry juice though; I've read in 90584359084359048354 different websites that it does help with a drug blood test. so why not; I got the shit for free anyway.
and no the test is not ONLY for drugs.
They're gonna take a blood sample and test it for the presence of serious diseases like HIV and TB and stuff like that and Narcotic Drug Addiction; that's the exact term they used.
Does having thc in my blood make me a fucking narcotic drug addict?! that's not fair.

call these guys man, maybe they can help just dont give em any personal info unless ur gunna buy somethign off em, and head to ur local head shop asap and see if they got any detox mine does

ideal · #40 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 04:39 PM

lol oops

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§mÖkê¥ · #41 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 04:46 PM

It takes 3 days for your blood to be clean. sorry dude

ideal · #42 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 05:05 PM

I think if ur gunna fail then you should hire legal advice like a lawyer

read this whole thing it gave me alot of insight to ur prob
===============================================
What type of lawyer do you need?
Many attorneys specialize in one type of law. Other lawyers handle a wide range of matters. You want to hire an attorney with expertise in your type of case or matter.
Knowing a bit about the law will help you become a smarter legal consumer. If you are in need of a lawyer, please contact our law department and we will try to arrange for you a reliable attorney visit in your area.
Accusations of drug use, whether true or false, almost always result in the ordering of drug testing. A drug test can be a valuable tool to assist in determining the use of a drug by an individual, but the use of this tool must be balanced against the fact that drug testing is not always accurate. Needless to say, a "false positive" result on a drug test can destroy any chance that you can pass a drug test.

Should you be asked (or ordered) to take a drug test, follow the guidelines below to ensure that your rights are preserved during this process. Use of this advice should be balanced against the possible adverse effects of the action and the potential loss if a negative result is returned. These are your rights, but you should use them appropriately.

If you are asked to submit to a drug test, always say "yes", but do not commit to a test date before you consult with your attorney. Inform the person asking that you are willing to be drug tested but that you will need to consult with your attorney privately and clear it with him first. There may be valid reasons why your attorney would not want you to be tested.

If you consent to drug testing, always schedule a private test first. Pay for the test in cash, NOT with a check or credit card. Ask that the results be sent to your attorney's office - this is safer than having them sent to your home or work address. Once you have the results you can decide how to proceed. If the test comes back positive, ask that another test be performed or that another type of test be used.

Sit down and make a comprehensive list of all prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and foods that you've taken in the last several months. Many prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and even foods can cause "false positives" on drug tests. All drugs alter body chemistry; after all, that is why they're taken. Unfortunately, changes in body chemistry can fool some drug tests and produce inaccurate results ("false positives"). > See Why False Positives <

Ask the company doing the drug test to provide you with information on the kind of test that will be done. Also ask the company for a list of all prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and foods that may interfere with the drug test results. If the company refuses to provide such a list, instruct your attorney to subpoena a list from them. You may also do your own research to find out what medicines or foods could cause the drug test to be invalid.

Request a copy of the laboratory's certification for drug testing, then investigate. What is their "false positive" rate? Has the laboratory's certification ever been suspended, revoked? Has the company ever been cited or found to be in violation of the certification? How long have they been in business? The answers may show that the company cannot be relied upon to provide accurate results.

Drinking plenty of water and juices helps rid the body of impurities. Stay away from coffee, tea and carbonated beverages if possible. Also refrain from drinking alcohol. While alcohol is being metabolized the body does little else in the way of processing other foods and ingestibles, preferring to concentrate on the alcohol because it is an extremely rich source of energy and sugars. In other words, consuming alcohol slows the body's process of clearing itself of other impurities.

Whenever possible, schedule your drug test for the afternoon, not in the morning. Chemical impurities are at higher concentrations in the body early in the day than later in the day (when your body has had some time to process them). Urine, for example, is typically most concentrated in the morning. If the testing laboratory insists that you schedule a morning drug test, agree, then call in on the day of the test and tell them that you will be late due to unforeseen circumstances (you got stuck in traffic, the car broke down, the bus was late, etc).

Reassure them that you will be in to take the test as soon as you possibly can, then show up in the afternoon. If they want to reschedule you for another morning test, refuse. Tell them that you are here now, that you want to take your test now and that you don't want to have to come back again. If they refuse, insist that they give you a written note stating that they would not allow you to take the drug test at this time.

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ideal · #43 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 05:16 PM

OMG OK HURRY UP, go to the market and buy a shit load of red beats, and find a recipe and eat them like a mad man, cause if I remember correctly they produce new blood which will hopefully dilut ur busted ass blood

LiquidSD · #44 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 05:32 PM

try looking at the NORML web site they have ways to beat drug tests.

RS7K · #45 (**permalink**) 08-15-2005, 05:34 PM

You fucked yourself over even more with the Red Bull. You should not have caffeine, since it releases energy from your fat cells, and the THC metabolites WILL get in your blood that way.

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#32 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:31 AM
B-loved MJ Marijuana warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 168	guys, guys, guys, guys...... all up in tangles.... chill.... who gives a shit. unless that website has a .gov after it, DONT take what it says to heart, cause in reality...... narcautics are any so9rt of illicit substance in possession where the law puts it under criminal penalty. my mom works in Law, I should know. the first time she caught me smoking, she almost called the cops, and thats the truth. __________________ STOP SMOKING!!! START VAPORIZING!!!!!! your lungs will thank you. Conniseurship is a beautiful thing.

#33 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:32 AM
B-loved MJ Marijuana warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 168	all up in tangles, you dont have to be john wayne here buddy! lol ,so guys, the matter at hand here is our friend that has a blood test. it is a very though test.... mine took three hours. so.... __________________ STOP SMOKING!!! START VAPORIZING!!!!!! your lungs will thank you. Conniseurship is a beautiful thing.

#34 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:35 AM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	Dude im not saying they're doing a blood test just to test for thc. Im saying if he gets a narcotics test, THC WILL BE ONE OF THE DRUGS THEY ARE TESTING FOR. Ok whatever im done fucking up this guys thread because of your bullshit.

#35 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:36 AM
AllUpInTangles Don't Touch Me Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 472	but john wayne is so cool. yeah i got carried away. how did your BA take 3 hours? was that like wait time, or did they have the needle in you arm for that long? __________________ Hi, I'm you

#36 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:46 AM
Burzum Through smoke I forsee Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 281	I know someone who did the same exact test I'm gonna do at the same place too BUT he doesn't smoke weed at all and never did so he's not of any help; he said the whole thing took less than 15 minutes and he picked up his sealed envelope after a week.

#37 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 10:53 AM
Burzum Through smoke I forsee Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 281	can someone please help me find a US government website that lists what them motherfuckers consider narcotics? oh and I'm still drinking cranberry juice though; I've read in 90584359084359048354 different websites that it does help with a drug blood test. so why not; I got the shit for free anyway. and no the test is not ONLY for drugs. They're gonna take a blood sample and test it for the presence of serious diseases like HIV and TB and stuff like that and Narcotic Drug Addiction; that's the exact term they used. Does having thc in my blood make me a fucking narcotic drug addict?! that's not fair.

#38 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 12:05 PM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	Addiction? then no I dont think thc will be in there. They're probably looking for higher schedule drugs. But make sure you tell us what happens

#40 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 04:39 PM
ideal Waddup Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: B-Dot Posts: 1,470	lol oops Welcome To Pass Blood Drug Test .com Information And Solutions For The Blood Drug Test. We Can Also Help You Pass Any Saliva Drug Test, Panel Drug Test Or Hair Drug Test. www. PassBloodDrugTest .com Operators Waiting To Help You Choose The Right Products, Answer Questions And Process Orders. Toll Free 1-800-616-6298 9:00 A.M. - 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time __________________ ~ ____ * * ~ ~ {} _ \ * * ~ ~ \|__ \ x * ~ ~ " /____\ * * ~ ~ " \o o)\)_______ * ~ ~ " (< ) /#######\ ~ ~ {x}==o~` }#######\| ~

#41 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 04:46 PM
§mÖkê¥ M®.Çãññåbi§ Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inside a Shroom Posts: 151	It takes 3 days for your blood to be clean. sorry dude __________________ 9-°8

#42 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 05:05 PM
ideal Waddup Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: B-Dot Posts: 1,470	I think if ur gunna fail then you should hire legal advice like a lawyer read this whole thing it gave me alot of insight to ur prob =============================================== What type of lawyer do you need? Many attorneys specialize in one type of law. Other lawyers handle a wide range of matters. You want to hire an attorney with expertise in your type of case or matter. Knowing a bit about the law will help you become a smarter legal consumer. If you are in need of a lawyer, please contact our law department and we will try to arrange for you a reliable attorney visit in your area. Accusations of drug use, whether true or false, almost always result in the ordering of drug testing. A drug test can be a valuable tool to assist in determining the use of a drug by an individual, but the use of this tool must be balanced against the fact that drug testing is not always accurate. Needless to say, a "false positive" result on a drug test can destroy any chance that you can pass a drug test. Should you be asked (or ordered) to take a drug test, follow the guidelines below to ensure that your rights are preserved during this process. Use of this advice should be balanced against the possible adverse effects of the action and the potential loss if a negative result is returned. These are your rights, but you should use them appropriately. If you are asked to submit to a drug test, always say "yes", but do not commit to a test date before you consult with your attorney. Inform the person asking that you are willing to be drug tested but that you will need to consult with your attorney privately and clear it with him first. There may be valid reasons why your attorney would not want you to be tested. If you consent to drug testing, always schedule a private test first. Pay for the test in cash, NOT with a check or credit card. Ask that the results be sent to your attorney's office - this is safer than having them sent to your home or work address. Once you have the results you can decide how to proceed. If the test comes back positive, ask that another test be performed or that another type of test be used. Sit down and make a comprehensive list of all prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and foods that you've taken in the last several months. Many prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and even foods can cause "false positives" on drug tests. All drugs alter body chemistry; after all, that is why they're taken. Unfortunately, changes in body chemistry can fool some drug tests and produce inaccurate results ("false positives"). > See Why False Positives < Ask the company doing the drug test to provide you with information on the kind of test that will be done. Also ask the company for a list of all prescription drugs, over-the-counter medications and foods that may interfere with the drug test results. If the company refuses to provide such a list, instruct your attorney to subpoena a list from them. You may also do your own research to find out what medicines or foods could cause the drug test to be invalid. Request a copy of the laboratory's certification for drug testing, then investigate. What is their "false positive" rate? Has the laboratory's certification ever been suspended, revoked? Has the company ever been cited or found to be in violation of the certification? How long have they been in business? The answers may show that the company cannot be relied upon to provide accurate results. Drinking plenty of water and juices helps rid the body of impurities. Stay away from coffee, tea and carbonated beverages if possible. Also refrain from drinking alcohol. While alcohol is being metabolized the body does little else in the way of processing other foods and ingestibles, preferring to concentrate on the alcohol because it is an extremely rich source of energy and sugars. In other words, consuming alcohol slows the body's process of clearing itself of other impurities. Whenever possible, schedule your drug test for the afternoon, not in the morning. Chemical impurities are at higher concentrations in the body early in the day than later in the day (when your body has had some time to process them). Urine, for example, is typically most concentrated in the morning. If the testing laboratory insists that you schedule a morning drug test, agree, then call in on the day of the test and tell them that you will be late due to unforeseen circumstances (you got stuck in traffic, the car broke down, the bus was late, etc). Reassure them that you will be in to take the test as soon as you possibly can, then show up in the afternoon. If they want to reschedule you for another morning test, refuse. Tell them that you are here now, that you want to take your test now and that you don't want to have to come back again. If they refuse, insist that they give you a written note stating that they would not allow you to take the drug test at this time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ ~ ____ * * ~ ~ {} _ \ * * ~ ~ \|__ \ x * ~ ~ " /____\ * * ~ ~ " \o o)\)_______ * ~ ~ " (< ) /#######\ ~ ~ {x}==o~` }#######\| ~

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#43 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 05:16 PM
ideal Waddup Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: B-Dot Posts: 1,470	OMG OK HURRY UP, go to the market and buy a shit load of red beats, and find a recipe and eat them like a mad man, cause if I remember correctly they produce new blood which will hopefully dilut ur busted ass blood __________________ ~ ____ * * ~ ~ {} _ \ * * ~ ~ \|__ \ x * ~ ~ " /____\ * * ~ ~ " \o o)\)_______ * ~ ~ " (< ) /#######\ ~ ~ {x}==o~` }#######\| ~

#45 (permalink) 08-15-2005, 05:34 PM
RS7K Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 25	You fucked yourself over even more with the Red Bull. You should not have caffeine, since it releases energy from your fat cells, and the THC metabolites WILL get in your blood that way.