HELP a stoner out.

[B-loved MJ]

oh, and the trippy shit is they can almost tell how many times a day you have smoked, my friend collin went on probation and the officer after looking at the test NAILED it on the head how many times a day you smoke, depending o nyour body weight. collin and I are smaller guys, so its easy to tell, but if your a bigger boy.... that may help ya out.

[ideal]

Originally Posted by Burzum

I'm not trying to get completely clean. That would be impossible considering that I'm a daily smoker. But I think a low amount of thc (in case I was able to lower it by the time I have to take the blood test) would not really matter.

ok here's another question; say I tested positive for thc but it's not like a large amount (hopefully); would that still mean that I'm a "narcotic drug addict"? lol
fuck I really hate this. my head is about to explode.

I would think anything above 0.0000 would qualify, I hate to say it mon but im perdy sure ur fked, if I was you id deny to take it for a month

[ideal]

Originally Posted by hoast

What exactly is this for?

lol

[Burzum]

you won't even believe how many 32 ounce cranberry juice bottles, redbulls, and waters I've had so far. I took like 6 advil pills too and I'm gonna take 6 everyday till it's time for the blood test.

I know I'm basically fucked but I'm not just gonna sit back. I got an unlimited supply of cranberry juice, water, and redbull and I'm gonna go through as much as I can till it's time for the test and I'm going to 2 different stores that people have recommended and I'm gonna buy some shit from there hoping it's gonna help. My friend told me about something that he uses which is called Q-Carbo something which is around 50 bucks a bottle and he's passed 9 out of 9 urine tests using that shit and smoking the night before and he said that it says on the bottle that it also works for blood tests so fuck it, I'll go ahead and try it too tomorrow.

The main thing is in August 25 (next thursday) but the results of the test they're asking for need like 5 days so I have to take the test in the coming few days. I got like 72 hours I'd say.

[AllUpInTangles]

Okay you need to chill the fuck out. MJ is not a narcotic. a narcotic is like vicoden or heroin.

all that shit your drinking is NOT GOING TO HELP. the only thing drinking loads of water does is dilute your piss, which in your case isnt helpful.

there is no way of hiding from a blood test, they use some very expensive machine to break down the chemicals in your blood to see everything in it.

good luck with it.


EDIT: you've got the whole ibprofen thing mixed up. ibprofen causes a false postive for urine tests, so again you're wasteing your time and liver with that

[Burzum]

Originally Posted by AllUpInTangles

Okay you need to chill the fuck out. MJ is not a narcotic. a narcotic is like vicoden or heroin.

all that shit your drinking is NOT GOING TO HELP. the only thing drinking loads of water does is dilute your piss, which in your case isnt helpful.

there is no way of hiding from a blood test, they use some very expensive machine to break down the chemicals in your blood to see everything in it.

good luck with it.

I really hope they won't make that a big deal considering that there is no other drugs in my system. I don't do nothing but smoke weed; I don't even drink or smoke cigs.

Are you sure that marijuana is not a narcotic? is there a government website or something that lists what drugs they consider narcotics??
I'm really really not feeling good at all and I'm getting more and more worried about it because every fucking person I have talked to so far haven't said anything positive.

[AllUpInTangles]

Trust me on the narcotic business. I'm into the whole pharmacology thing.

[hoast]

Any drug is a narcotic, but still..They may be leniant? I mean shit, I know of a cop here that smokes, and most cops here just confisgate and let you go. People really are leniant.. I dont know dude, maybe its just me. Good luck

Also, what the fuck? how old are you? you have to be at least 18 if you're on this site.

I never let any body take anything out of my body.. its unnatural and I dont like it. I've never given blood and never will let any one take any. No can force you to give a blood test unless of course you're under 18.

[AllUpInTangles]

Originally Posted by hoast

Any drug is a narcotic, but still..

Speak on it son. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcotic

[hoast]

"Speak on it son" first of all whats that, second, what exactly in that huge page do you want me to read.

My oldest brother is a narc though, and are you saying they dont handle marijuana cases?

[AllUpInTangles]

"speak on it son" i was telling you to support your statement. now if you would have read the page i sent (the definition of narcotic, at the top of the page) you would see how much of a fool you are

[Burzum]

Originally Posted by hoast

Any drug is a narcotic, but still..They may be leniant? I mean shit, I know of a cop here that smokes, and most cops here just confisgate and let you go. People really are leniant.. I dont know dude, maybe its just me. Good luck

Also, what the fuck? how old are you? you have to be at least 18 if you're on this site.

I never let any body take anything out of my body.. its unnatural and I dont like it. I've never given blood and never will let any one take any. No can force you to give a blood test unless of course you're under 18.

I'm 22. Chill. I HAVE to take that test. It's not my choice. I really prefer not to go into details about why I have to or what for.

[hoast]

The term narcotic, derived from the Greek word narkoticos, meaning "benumbing or deadening", originally referred to a variety of substances that induced sleep (such state is narcosis). In the U.S. legal context, narcotic refers to opium, opium derivatives, and their semisynthetic or totally synthetic substitutes. Cocaine and coca leaves, which are classified as "narcotics" in the U.S. Controlled Substances Act (CSA), are technically not narcotics.

Because the term is often used broadly, inaccurately and/or pejoratively outside medical contexts, most medical professionals prefer the more precise term opioid for all natural, semi-synthetic and synthetic substances that behave pharmacologically like morphine, the primary constituent of natural opium.

Where does that say "THC" is not a narcotic

[AllUpInTangles]

Where does it say that it is.....?

[hoast]

WHAT the fuck are you talking about? If you're getting a "narcotics" test you cant even begin to tell me they're going to leave out thc, the most widely used drug, ever... the only drug i could think of right now is they cant test for shrooms.