Ultimate way to get the best feeling in life

[hahamoha]

Assured way to have the best time of your life (That i've tried, theres probobly better ways to have a good time.)

You'll need:

1/8 of good Marijuana, high mids or kind.
750ml Raspberry Smirnoff Ice.
Your favourite smoking piece/utencil(sp?)
6 Pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade
Sunflower Seeds
Beef Jerky
Tobacco(If you're in to that kind of thing, now I warm up to weed with tobacco.)
Favourite music
A REALLY comfortable chair.
A very nice good view(I usually go on top of buildings downtown, and look towards NYC.)

Directions:

I take all the stuff and put it into a backpack, carry the chair, make my way up on top of kabloom or CVS downtown. I sit on the highest place near dusk, where its getting dark but still bright outsice.

You start off with the lemonade...take occasinal sips of the Raspberry Smirnoff, or shots if your hardcore. Keep drinking, keep drinking...

Break out the MJ. Smoke a bowl or two, let it sink in.

Break out that MUSIC, sit there chillin. Right now your buzzed from the alcohol, high off the weed.

Start drinkin the Smirnoff heavier now...get it down to almost half a bottle.
(BTW: Smirnoff Raspberry = 70 Proof)

Eat the Beef Jerkey, it'll taste so good. Sunflower seeds are fun because its hard as hell to eat 'em when your high/drunk.

Sit there starin and chilling/listening to music. It's the best feeling in the world that's happened to me so far, but thats just me.

I don't know where this thread came from, this has been on my mind a while.

You could bring a friend with you, but make sure he isn't the talking type. That ruins it.

When you're almost done with that, hit up Burgerking/McDonalds

I love you guys.

EDIT: Make sure to finish that bud.

[Beckrp888]

Had it.. soo good

[toyotaking88]

Hahaha Dudes got his weekend planned out for the rest of his life. Sounds like a plan to me except maybe not Mikes Hard Lemonade I would go for Bud Light. But the rest sounds like a helluva good time!

[420420420]

maybe with not such pussy beers, and shrooms

[thejerk]

i like the part about going solo. and beef jerky.

peas

[thejerk]

Originally Posted by 420420420

maybe with not such pussy beers

^
cool guy

[JeraldoRonaldo]

Going solo is a great idea. Just bring your choice of beers, guys, no need to knock on his. Bottom line, go to your favorite place, with your favorite drink, smoke, tunes, and snackies, and just rock. Just sit there and be one with yourself. Or just be stoned. Whichever. Anyway, hahamoha, +rep, for having a killer time and wanting to share it. True spirit.

[greyface5555]

My ideal scenario would be my pipe curling with smoke in one hand, a cheeseburger in the other, a case of beer under my chair, a girl "giving service" and Neon Genesis Evangelion playing on my TV, all simultaneously.

I don't like those malt beverages... they make my stomach all acidic, the best way to drink those is to drink down the neck, fill it back up with vodka and then go. I did this on the highway once on the way home from a party... the host's mom saw us carrying in MGD and Smirnoff's for the girls and turned us out, so me and my one friend in the back seat crushed the malts using vodka I had stowed in a plastic bottle in my coat. By the time I got back, I only survived one round of quarters before passing out. (In a stroke of luck... there was a party my roommate was hosting in my room that night. It got busted while I was away, and yet I came back trashed to find the party going again. I escaped referral and drank all night. Zing!)

[stoned_soldier]

naw, best shit ever is 2 grams of dank, a bong, 2 bags of doritos, 2 cans of pop, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (French dub), and a big comfy couch (actual thing, not the kid's show)

heh, if Super Shredder scares you just turn it off heeheh.. gotta be blitzed outta your goddamn mind to fully enjoy.. the opening scene is soooo funny when you're high

[astro]

I'm going to run that list of instructions through my Compress-o-Matic:

Sit somewhere nice. Drink. Toke up. Turn on some nice tunes. Chill.

But it does sound like you have a nice day planned out! I like getting drunk and high at the same time, but I have to take caffeine or coke too or else I fall asleep.

[rastamane]

chief out on a QP wit some friends watchin nice dreams

[DiAmOnD RaStA]

-1/8 of high mids/dank
-1/5 Jagermeister
-2 liter sprite

Me, my girl, and another couple had those 3 things 1 night... we drove out to some corn fields (im in Indiana.. they are all over) and we sat on the hood of the car, turned the radio up so that we could hear it (not loud... but still heavy cuz of the 2 15 inch subs... and layed back, smoked, drank and watched the stars and just chilled. it was pretty fuckin decent, i havent done it again since, but i would love to just take me and my girl out there with like 1/4 of danks and some good Bone thugs & Three6

[hahamoha]

Yeah that sounds awsome Diamond, 'cept if I had it that way I'd try and make it more comfy. Hoods of cars = Metal.

I have to try that sometime.

[astro]

Originally Posted by DiAmOnD RaStA

-1/8 of high mids/dank
-1/5 Jagermeister
-2 liter sprite

Me, my girl, and another couple had those 3 things 1 night... we drove out to some corn fields (im in Indiana.. they are all over) and we sat on the hood of the car, turned the radio up so that we could hear it (not loud... but still heavy cuz of the 2 15 inch subs... and layed back, smoked, drank and watched the stars and just chilled. it was pretty fuckin decent, i havent done it again since, but i would love to just take me and my girl out there with like 1/4 of danks and some good Bone thugs & Three6

We used to do shit like that all the time when I lived in Indiana. Did you know your parents can tell if you've had glass bottles of booze on the hood of your car? At the time, neither did we

[S.Rock]

Originally Posted by hahamoha

Assured way to have the best time of your life (That i've tried, theres probobly better ways to have a good time.)

You'll need:

1/8 of good Marijuana, high mids or kind.
750ml Raspberry Smirnoff Ice.
Your favourite smoking piece/utencil(sp?)
6 Pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade
Sunflower Seeds
Beef Jerky
Tobacco(If you're in to that kind of thing, now I warm up to weed with tobacco.)
Favourite music
A REALLY comfortable chair.
A very nice good view(I usually go on top of buildings downtown, and look towards NYC.)

Directions:

I take all the stuff and put it into a backpack, carry the chair, make my way up on top of kabloom or CVS downtown. I sit on the highest place near dusk, where its getting dark but still bright outsice.

You start off with the lemonade...take occasinal sips of the Raspberry Smirnoff, or shots if your hardcore. Keep drinking, keep drinking...

Break out the MJ. Smoke a bowl or two, let it sink in.

Break out that MUSIC, sit there chillin. Right now your buzzed from the alcohol, high off the weed.

Start drinkin the Smirnoff heavier now...get it down to almost half a bottle.
(BTW: Smirnoff Raspberry = 70 Proof)

Eat the Beef Jerkey, it'll taste so good. Sunflower seeds are fun because its hard as hell to eat 'em when your high/drunk.

Sit there starin and chilling/listening to music. It's the best feeling in the world that's happened to me so far, but thats just me.

I don't know where this thread came from, this has been on my mind a while.

You could bring a friend with you, but make sure he isn't the talking type. That ruins it.

When you're almost done with that, hit up Burgerking/McDonalds

I love you guys.

EDIT: Make sure to finish that bud.

sounds great, except i'd bring bud light, or coors light, instead of mikes, and i'd definately bring somebody...don't kno why people would want to go solo though.