Offical "How To Smoke INSIDE and not get caught" Thread

[DurbanPoison]

Ok, well, for you out there who would like (or have) to smoke inside without relatives, friends, roomates, ect, not knowing - here is a pic by pic guide of how to smoke inside without alerting anyone. Hope you enjoy, and I hope it helps.

1. Go into the bathroom of th house/establishment you are currently wanting to smoke in. *Make sure you bring all your smoking materials with you (including the supplies needed to make a sploof [if you don't know what that is, more on the subject in a few minutes]).




2. Room Preperation:

A. Put a towel, coat, shirt, robe, ect, in the crack under your door (in case any smoke manages to escape from your pipe or a cough or what have you).

B. Construct your sploof : You can either take a foot or so of toilet paper, fold it up, spray axe or some kind of air freshener, and put a few more sheets on top of that, so you don't get that shit in your mouth - then exhale smoke through this - the smoke will now smell like air freshener, rather then smoke. You can also take a toilet paper roll, stuff dryer sheets into it, and exhale through this new tube (as shown in photos).





3. Smokin' time! Sit on the toilet, with your "supplies" on your lap. Pack your bowl, and get your sploof ready. Light the bowl, and inhale. Make SURE that you cover the top of your bowl (and the carb if it has one) so that when you stop inhaling, no smoke escapes. When you take it away from your mouth, plug the mouthpiece if you feel it necessary. Bring sploof to your mouth and exhale... smoke might come out of the end, but it will smell like dryer sheets or axe, and not like smoke (thus, undetectable).





4. Repeat step 3 until you are at desired high, or supplies run out. Spray an extra burst of axe or air freshener if any smoke has escaped, or you feel the need. Then turn on the exaust fan. By using this methond, you will have no trouble keeping people off your case. The only thing I reccomend is practicing this method so you don't spend 1/2 hour in the bathroom. If you get good at it, you should be able to smoke a good amount in 15 minutes.






Since I have moved back with my mother, due to my college summer break, I have to sneak around like a kid again, and I found this method very effective. I decided to take pictures while practicing, hoping that it might help some of you guys out, no matter what your situation is. If you need to smoke inside - this is a very effective way!!!

[Blueflame1986]

Thanks dude, those are some good tips. Living with both my parents makes it hard to smoke inside. + rep to you brotha. I also find taking a shower after you have done all of that masks the smell even more, just in case.

[DaveyWonder]

good system, thats how we used to do it in the dorms (with suite style bathrooms) and it worked beautifully. The only thing I would add would be to run the shower with hot water, unless the sound would give you away (and if there were people that close, I'd be afraid to smoke in the bathroom anyway). Very useful info though

[Zeppelin Joint]

thats like exactly how i do it. But sometimes i don't use a spoof and i just blow my smoke dirictly into the exaust fan.

[DurbanPoison]

Originally Posted by Zeppelin Joint

thats like exactly how i do it. But sometimes i don't use a spoof and i just blow my smoke dirictly into the exaust fan.

The exaust fans in the bathroom blow into the attic, I've tried that before, and it makes the attic smell like Marijuana for a few hours.

[IcedHorror]

Awsome, ive only done this once and it worked but that was when my mom cared i smoke.

[WL-Jeff]

good stuff man..

suggest running the shower on very hot too... it tends to help


good post man! +R

[StairwaytoEvan]

That works fine for the bathroom, but I smoke in my room.

All you do is put a fan in the window, but put it backwards. Test to make sure it's blowing out the window by putting a piece of paper next to it. If it sticks to the fan, you've done it correctly. If the paper blows away, turn it around.

Next, get a glass of water. I always do this because I hate coughing and getting harsh hits.

Next, go in your room and smoke. Blow your hits near the fan or directly into them. You will see the smoke blow out. It's cool-looking.

Lastly, keep the fan blowing and sniff around to see if it smells. If it does, spray something (I use febreeze because the smell isn't too powerful; it just seems to take other smells out of the air.)

Works for me, but your method would work well.

[TAburnout]

Originally Posted by DurbanPoison

The exaust fans in the bathroom blow into the attic, I've tried that before, and it makes the attic smell like Marijuana for a few hours.

Your bathroom exhaust fan should not vent into your attic ! Take a second look. otherwise all that condensation from your shower would ruin your attic space.

[AnalogSwitch]

If my parents are home I just go into the bathroom and take with me my selected piece (glass spoon, acrylic minibong, or glass bong, never a joint), two towels, washcloth, iPod to play music, something to drink, febreeze, boxers, a lighter, and a spare piece of cloth.

I turn my music on, flip the switch for the fan, turn the shower on, roll up a towel and put it in the crack of the door, stand on the toilet, take a hit, smother the bowl, blow through the cloth directly into the fan, drink as needed to help my coughing, then ash into the toilet (and empty the water into toilet if I am using a bong). Then I shower. Once I get out I flush the toilet, spray some febreeze on the shower curtan, dry off, and put my boxers on. The reason I only bring my boxers is because then my fresh clothes don't have a chance to absorb the smell. I have never had any problems using this method.

[ripcurl15]

i do this everyweekend, light about 4 sticks of incense and let them burn for about 10 mins, start smoking wiht a sploof and all the steps up top, and when done smokinglet the incense burn for a little while longer , put them out and continue on, i've been doing this for years, when i'm home from school in the summer

[EverTokin]

very good man you might have saved my life

[toketillyachoke]

[quote=StairwaytoEvan]
All you do is put a fan in the window, but put it backwards. Test to make sure it's blowing out the window by putting a piece of paper next to it. If it sticks to the fan, you've done it correctly. If the paper blows away, turn it around.
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man you leave no flaw for the stoner mind+rep on keeping it simple!

[Kottonmouthed42]

I smoke in my bathroom as well. What i do is just smoke. I don't use any air filtering device or anything. I just light up with the fan on. The fan sucks up things, doesn't blow. Then, i open the window next to my shower and then spray some Axe. Smell is gone in 10 mins. I have yet to try that spoof thing, i will next time. Just how u say to cover the bowl, it sounds like too much work, especially when your baked. Your two hands are occupied with no way to hold up the spoof to your mouth. I guess the mouth peice wol't let too much smoke out. OOO i kno. Ill hold it agaist my shirt. -Im smart-

[Choppymoppy]

Or if you cant make a sploof take smaller hits and hold in all the smoke.Hurts, but you get well melted.