Offical "How To Smoke INSIDE and not get caught" Thread

[sodomizedjello]

i do the exact same thing but in my small closet, no windows, no fans. still after i finish my bowl and leave the closet (closing the door behind me) for a few minutes, i open the closet door again and breathe in through my nose. i smell downy, not pot. every time

[scoobydooby67]

yall left out an important part. get a nickel and cover up the bowl so the cherry wont smoke up the room.

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Originally Posted by easy slug

Well if you have time to go in and set up a whole thing in your bathroom couldnt you just sneak out during the day and smoke a j or l in the backyard or behind some bushes outside where it def wont smell like the bathroom. Or just wait till late night and blow. But seriously smoking in the bathroom in the middle of the day does not work.

Works all the time for me. Especially in the shower, that way when you cash the bowl, it goes down the drain. Plus neighbors are pesky in the suburbs.

[sodomizedjello]

haha people have been mentioning that too, scoob.

[PhoenixInFlames]

I just put a fan up on this little table blowing out my window and just smoke right there and let it all air out.

[its420somewhere]

Originally Posted by AnalogSwitch

flip the switch for the fan, turn the shower on, roll up a towel and put it in the crack of the door, stand on the toilet, take a hit, smother the bowl, blow through the cloth directly into the fan, drink as needed to help my coughing, then ash into the toilet (and empty the water into toilet if I am using a bong). Then I shower. Once I get out I flush the toilet, spray some febreeze on the shower curtan, dry off, and put my boxers on. The reason I only bring my boxers is because then my fresh clothes don't have a chance to absorb the smell. I have never had any problems using this method.

i do the same exact thing except i keep the shower running, put soap on the floor of the shower, and plug the drain. when im done smokin i jsut sit in the bath and drift away and it doesnt kill my high at all and kills the smell

[wasteofpaint]

I just sit on the floor and smoke in my room. my mom just thinks its incense

[HighinHI]

I have a very strict stealth smoking routine, because I can't afford to get caught and get kicked out of my parents house yet. I have to take every possible precaution. It really is better to be safe than sorry. Even though my smoking routine might seem overly cautious or too complicated, you can't really bash it since it has worked flawlessly for me for about 3 years now. I've been a nonstop raging stoner right under their noses for years and my parents still have no clue, even though they're very suspicious parents.

My parents live right above me upstairs, and they always keep all their windows wide open. So first I close all my windows. Then I cover the crack of the door with a towel. Then I go into my closet and close the door as tightly as possible. I only smoke with a pipe. I take a slow but long hit, so that it's a big hit, but I don't risk taking the hit too quickly and coughing. Then I quickly cover the bowl with a quarter so no cherry smoke leaks out. I try to hold it in for at least 5 seconds. During this time I use my forefinger to hold down the quarter over the bowl, and my thumb to cover the mouthpart of the pipe cause smoke sometimes leaks out there. Then, I finally exhale into a pillowcase. I breathe in and out a few times to make sure I get all the smoke out of my lungs. Then I take my head out of the pillowcase and quickly close the top so the smoke doesn't come out of the pillowcase. Then I repeat. I usually take about 3 hits before the next step.

Then I spray some air freshener onto the smoke filled pillowcase, which seems to dissipate the smoke inside the pillowcase. Then I spray air freshener throughout the closet, and then when I'm convinced it doesn't smell like weed in the closet, I exit the closet and close the closet door. Then I spray inside my room just for double protection, in case some weed smell leaks from the closet into the room. Then I wait at least 10 minutes before leaving my room. The longer you wait the better, since the smell will dissipate more.

I also have to keep quiet when I smoke, and my parents hear everything, so here's some things that help:

-febreeze air effects air freshener. This is definitely the quietest and most effective air freshener out there. I recommend trying the pink one and the white one.
-Calico brand lighters. They seem to be the quietest lighter out there. There's still a definite "flick" sound, but it's not as loud as Bic lighters. Of course, if you really want to be quiet, you could use a candle to light your bowl, but imo it's cumbersome and a pain in the ass.
-Hand sanitizer. Everytime I go to the bathroom, I always wake up my light-sleeping parents. And every trip to the bathroom increases your risk of running into the parents. Everytime I smoke my hands reek of weed, so instead of going back to the bathroom to wash my hands everytime I touch my pipe, I just use hand sanitizer. It tides me over till I finally do go the bathroom and get a proper hand wash.

But yeah, obviously the best is to smoke outdoors, or anywhere other than your parents house. All this stealth smoking is hard work. I'm actually thinking of maybe holding off smoking till I get my own place and can blaze in peace.

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Mission impossible smoker

+rep though for taking the time to write out in detail your steath technique.

I'm sure countless ninja smokers have found this thread a valuable source of knowledge. rock on

[nakedgardener1]

I took the time to read this thread,but one idea hit me that I have not tried or seen mentioned.

Growers use activated charcoal filters,some are making thier own using air purifier replacement charcoal filters from walmart. They are made by honeywell and the cost last week was right at 9-10 bucks.

I wonder how a spoof using this would work.

The sheet is about 20"x40",I dont have one to measure at the moment but it could probably make spoofs to last a lifetime.

Just a thought from a stoner

[kingbarley]

great info, it'll definitely help me out! +rep

[Hamburglar]

I thought ti would be a lot easier to just tell your parents you smoke and get it out in the open.

[PF nautic 47]

haha shit all i do is open a window in my room blow it out my room and spray some cologne and i shut the door

[J-Puff]

you dont even need a sploof in the bathroom, turn on the shower and put body wash on a rag and make the shower really hot and bake it out

[jeffro34]

im gonna try that shit out tonight thats gonna help me out so much. + rep