Offical "How To Smoke INSIDE and not get caught" Thread

[SenorDingDong]

i just do it in the shower, bombski

[ziggyshugenadz]

hey man you forgot



1. use a candle or something so you dont have to keep on flickin your lighter

2.turn on the fan right away when get in

3. make sure to blow smoke through your spoof (if your using one) up towards your fan

4.remeber. your parents dont have to smell it to know your doing it. make sure to keep the noise to a minimum if you wanna stay safe. doing it at night also helps to keep safe. like 9-10 ocloc.

5. keep calm and try not to come in contact with anyone that you dont want to. i dont really have to worry because my parents know i smoke, then again im pretty old and still livin in the house but their are people here who are under 18 on this forum (you know who you are) so most of this stuff pertains to you. this is what i did when i was 16-19.

[Kahnza]

Yeah I cover the bowl and use a sploof too. Even though I live in an apartment by myself. The building that I live in is federally funded so drug fines double. They treat it like a school zone. But so long as I take the appropriate precautions, I should be fine.

[stew12]

I used to smoke joints in the bathroom when i lived with rents, then puff a cig after because my mom smoked. With the fan on ofcourse, my sister only ever asked me once if i smoked in there, and she usedt the bathroom regularly

[want2beme2]

Yeah since I started staying with my parents over the summer I have been having to use a sploof alot lately... I don't like the hazzle of having to worry about getting caught though so I try to just smoke when there gone. And using a sploof does help 10x more same with getting in the shower after u smoke

[whitewarrior]

Originally Posted by AnalogSwitch

If my parents are home I just go into the bathroom and take with me my selected piece (glass spoon, acrylic minibong, or glass bong, never a joint), two towels, washcloth, iPod to play music, something to drink, febreeze, boxers, a lighter, and a spare piece of cloth.

I turn my music on, flip the switch for the fan, turn the shower on, roll up a towel and put it in the crack of the door, stand on the toilet, take a hit, smother the bowl, blow through the cloth directly into the fan, drink as needed to help my coughing, then ash into the toilet (and empty the water into toilet if I am using a bong). Then I shower. Once I get out I flush the toilet, spray some febreeze on the shower curtan, dry off, and put my boxers on. The reason I only bring my boxers is because then my fresh clothes don't have a chance to absorb the smell. I have never had any problems using this method.

even though this is old thats badass man.

[Demonballer]

id suggest making a cheap vaporizer like this http://forum.grasscity.com/recreational-marijuana-use/100748-how-build-vape.html
If you really dont want to get caught. I just made one the other day and it is wonderful since there is no smell that you have to cover up and you dont have to worry about blowing smoke into anything

[Shamrock0820]

look in my sig for a stronger sploof, although it does take a couple minutes to make you can smoke right in the open and have it not smell, btw nice post rep+

[dmann2004]

i will attest to this method working. ive done it many times. u can also make the spoof out of a small water bottle. cut the bottom off and stuff dryer sheets in it. Using a bottle allows you to hold the spoof in your teeth. if you have the cash invest in a vapor brothers or any other good vaporizer. smells like popcorn, dissapates quickly, and no room choking smoke plus other benefits

[ipack]

I cannot say enough good things about the dugout and it's usefullness to steath smokers

load up a hit, light, inhale till it's all gone (no smoke escapes and no need to cover the bowl to prevent any excess smoke), blow through spoof

[syntax13]

Here is a message to everyone who thinks they can get away with smoking inside: you can't.

I thought I could get away with it forever. I used sploofs, sprayed axe, ran the fan, and I even leaned out of the window as far as I could. But heres some news: I got busted after doing that for about 4-5 months. I made it a while when I was being extremely careful using a sploof out the window, but I gaurantee if you aren't doing it out of a window, there is going to be smell, and a lot of it. I only smoke in my bathroom occasionally since it already smells in there now, but my whole room and bathroom smell like weed. You may not smell it, but its because you've been smoking. I gaurantee that anyone with a fresh nose will pick up on it, its just a matter of time before they really catch on. I think it is possible to get away with it only if you use a sploof, smoke out of the window, and make sure that no excess bowl smoke/exhaled smoke gets inside. Sploofs DO NOT completly rid the smell. Just a fair warning for the overly courageous.

Edit - I am not trying to naysay or be a dick, but I'm just sharing this from personal experience. Oh, and the biggest killer is bowl smoke or smoke off a joint if you happen to be leaning out a window or something and it drifts in.

[naughtyneighbor]

Right on the money

[ipack]

There is no such thing as zero tolerance (by extension of the Heisenberg Principle of Uncertainty), nothing you can do will guarantee 100% that you won't get caught.

the point of this thread is to increase the probability that you won't get caught

[easy slug]

Well if you have time to go in and set up a whole thing in your bathroom couldnt you just sneak out during the day and smoke a j or l in the backyard or behind some bushes outside where it def wont smell like the bathroom. Or just wait till late night and blow. But seriously smoking in the bathroom in the middle of the day does not work.

[ipack]

Originally Posted by easy slug

But seriously smoking in the bathroom in the middle of the day does not work.

It does work, many smokers (including myself) have done this many times and never been caught. One time about 3 years ago (the last time I've ever had a need to conceal my smoking) I blazed in my downstairs bathroom using many of the techniques found in this thread. both my parents were in the room next to the bathroom and never suspected a thing.