smoking and usage

DaveyWonder · #1 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 06:02 AM

Ok, I've been in a sticky wicket... on the one hand, I'm on probaton... on the other hand, I love smoking pot. so far, I've been smoking very little and doing niacin (which has worked so far, btw), but I spend alot of my time devising new ways (in theory) of passing these tests while allowing me to smoke more. There's the obvious substituion (clean piss in a condom, tape to thigh, poke and pour), but I've been reading up on powdered urine... where if you haven't smoked in awhile, you can piss in a cup and have it dry, and just add water to the powder and make it legit... but this is where my scheming comes in (when I was pretending to work)... if I keep the powder and sneak it in, and drink a gallon of water before the test, I was thinking I could put the powder in the sample cup (I'm not watched TOO carefully) and piss in the cup... the urine that comes out would be THC free, but it'd be perfect temperature and pH, and it'd mix with the powder and be legit, without the risks of having a condom dangling from my legs (and all the problems that follow... like finding someone with guarenteed clean piss, etc)
would this work? I have a couple weeks before I drop again, so I'm just not gonna smoke for awhile, but I've been thinking about it, I figured I'd see if this made any sense whatsoever

fAKdded · #2 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 06:05 AM

The only thing I've heard of really workig is Niacin. You can smoke alot more than that. Smoke as much as you want the first 2 weeks. Then do Niacin treatment for a week, Drink tons of water and cranberry juice. Then the last week drink tons of water and cranberry juice again. Maybe drink a detox drink 3-4 days before the test.

DaveyWonder · #3 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 06:09 AM

uh... that doesn't really answer anything... I know niacin works, I was talking about substitution... and I heard from so many people (in my holding cell) that all got fucked by using those detox kits. and my tests are usually around 2 weeks apart... and drinking water days before the test doesn't do anything whatsoever.

Burzum · #4 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 10:42 AM

hahahaha why is it all the people I know in Michigan who smoke pot are on probation?!
I never had to take any test for drugs whatsoever so I don't really know but my friend had a test last monday for a job in Rouge Steel and he passed it although we toked like 3 blunts on Saturday. He explained to me what he did but I was high as fuck. He said that he had something in his leg and shit so I assume that he was talking about a way similar to that condom shit. I'll ask him when I see him and get back with you on this.

LimpinandPimpin · #5 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 11:21 AM

Condom Method Defined :

I use this method all the time. Hell I am using it next week for a job.

Get a box of unlubed trojan condems. Rinse 2 of them out. Get someone who is clean to piss in a container for you then pour the piss into one condom. (Piss will begin to seperate if you keep it more than 18 hours) Then tie that condom tight and place it inside the second condom. (double bagging is nessicary here but not in the real thing) Tie it tight as well. Then get some tape, regular scotch tape wont work. I use medical tape or electrical tape usually (dont want it falling outta your boxers in the middle of it do we?) and place the condom to your inner thigh (for warmth) and tape it in about 4 places . Then take a straight pin or needle and have it weaving in your fly material (easy to get to and no way of seeing it). Go in to take a piss, poke a hole in the condoms fill the container, retape used condoms to leg hide the pin. Piss your dirty piss in the toilet, and walk out free as can be.

Best of Luck bro

Peace Pipe · #6 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 01:32 PM

Stick with what your doing, definitely play it safe

pipemaker · #7 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 04:34 PM

If it is a scheduled test (not random), like every time you report in to your probate, take a piss two hours before the test and drink as much water as you can stand. Your blood puts the detectable waste product into your urine according to your metabolic rate. The water pushes straight through your system and two hours will not allow enough waste product to build to a detectable level. Test urine is 98.6, the watcher sees you piss naturally, no detectable chemicals that show you are trying to mask a dirty urine, you will passes the screening. Works every time!

LimpinandPimpin · #8 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pipemaker

If it is a scheduled test (not random), like every time you report in to your probate, take a piss two hours before the test and drink as much water as you can stand. Your blood puts the detectable waste product into your urine according to your metabolic rate. The water pushes straight through your system and two hours will not allow enough waste product to build to a detectable level. Test urine is 98.6, the watcher sees you piss naturally, no detectable chemicals that show you are trying to mask a dirty urine, you will passes the screening. Works every time!

that wont work man, and if you tell them that you have a shy bladder or peruisis (sp.?) they cannot watch you pee.

pothead24/7 · #9 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 08:54 PM

i know of a drink u can make but its nasty my bro drank it when he was on probation i dont know the recipe but he said its nasty but ill try to find it out if i can ill post it

PorkSoda · #10 (**permalink**) 06-02-2005, 09:03 PM

i say just rough it out for a while..

DaveyWonder · #11 (**permalink**) 06-03-2005, 11:49 PM

yeah, I'm not gonna risk going to jail any more then I am now... out of curiousity, why would you double-bag the sample condom?

and this is a general comment to alot of people on these forums...

dillution won't work, most people can tell the difference, and if they can't, the strip test can.

these bladder cops are evil, but their not stupid. I could just as effectively bring in a pitcher of lemonade, pour some into the sample cup, and hand it to her... it won't test positive for THC, but it sure as hell won't get me out of that little room with cops

pipemaker · #12 (**permalink**) 06-04-2005, 06:15 AM

"that wont work man, "

Done it for 20 years. Military, and just recently two years rehab/probation (pissed twice a week). Just lucky? It works! Never caught a dirty urine.

DaveyWonder · #13 (**permalink**) 06-04-2005, 09:59 AM

^^^ Tell it to my P.O... and the cop with gun... and the judge who took a personal interest in my piss.

pipemaker · #14 (**permalink**) 06-04-2005, 03:46 PM

"Tell it to..."

I'm telling You, Hippy Dave, because you asked!
I'm telling you cause it is the method I've used to beat the piss test everytime since 1983.

If you want to piss clean, stop smoking shit. Do your time and don't get caught next time. Your walking in that office and standing infront of the man by no ones fucking fault but your own. Probation sucks! It beats the hell out of the county jail.

Go Buckeyes!!!

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#1 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 06:02 AM
DaveyWonder Hippy On Probation Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 306	could this work??? Ok, I've been in a sticky wicket... on the one hand, I'm on probaton... on the other hand, I love smoking pot. so far, I've been smoking very little and doing niacin (which has worked so far, btw), but I spend alot of my time devising new ways (in theory) of passing these tests while allowing me to smoke more. There's the obvious substituion (clean piss in a condom, tape to thigh, poke and pour), but I've been reading up on powdered urine... where if you haven't smoked in awhile, you can piss in a cup and have it dry, and just add water to the powder and make it legit... but this is where my scheming comes in (when I was pretending to work)... if I keep the powder and sneak it in, and drink a gallon of water before the test, I was thinking I could put the powder in the sample cup (I'm not watched TOO carefully) and piss in the cup... the urine that comes out would be THC free, but it'd be perfect temperature and pH, and it'd mix with the powder and be legit, without the risks of having a condom dangling from my legs (and all the problems that follow... like finding someone with guarenteed clean piss, etc) would this work? I have a couple weeks before I drop again, so I'm just not gonna smoke for awhile, but I've been thinking about it, I figured I'd see if this made any sense whatsoever __________________ "There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people" - Hubert Humphrey

#2 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 06:05 AM
fAKdded Seasoned Toker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Las Vega$ , NV Posts: 3,344	The only thing I've heard of really workig is Niacin. You can smoke alot more than that. Smoke as much as you want the first 2 weeks. Then do Niacin treatment for a week, Drink tons of water and cranberry juice. Then the last week drink tons of water and cranberry juice again. Maybe drink a detox drink 3-4 days before the test.

#3 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 06:09 AM
DaveyWonder Hippy On Probation Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 306	uh... that doesn't really answer anything... I know niacin works, I was talking about substitution... and I heard from so many people (in my holding cell) that all got fucked by using those detox kits. and my tests are usually around 2 weeks apart... and drinking water days before the test doesn't do anything whatsoever. __________________ "There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people" - Hubert Humphrey

#4 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 10:42 AM
Burzum Through smoke I forsee Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 281	hahahaha why is it all the people I know in Michigan who smoke pot are on probation?! I never had to take any test for drugs whatsoever so I don't really know but my friend had a test last monday for a job in Rouge Steel and he passed it although we toked like 3 blunts on Saturday. He explained to me what he did but I was high as fuck. He said that he had something in his leg and shit so I assume that he was talking about a way similar to that condom shit. I'll ask him when I see him and get back with you on this.

#5 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 11:21 AM
LimpinandPimpin Drunken Pothead Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 626	Condom Method Defined : I use this method all the time. Hell I am using it next week for a job. Get a box of unlubed trojan condems. Rinse 2 of them out. Get someone who is clean to piss in a container for you then pour the piss into one condom. (Piss will begin to seperate if you keep it more than 18 hours) Then tie that condom tight and place it inside the second condom. (double bagging is nessicary here but not in the real thing) Tie it tight as well. Then get some tape, regular scotch tape wont work. I use medical tape or electrical tape usually (dont want it falling outta your boxers in the middle of it do we?) and place the condom to your inner thigh (for warmth) and tape it in about 4 places . Then take a straight pin or needle and have it weaving in your fly material (easy to get to and no way of seeing it). Go in to take a piss, poke a hole in the condoms fill the container, retape used condoms to leg hide the pin. Piss your dirty piss in the toilet, and walk out free as can be. Best of Luck bro __________________ The Road Goes On Forever and The Party Never Ends Life is a Path...Death Our Destination

#6 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 01:32 PM
Peace Pipe Brian Jonestown Massacre! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 932	Stick with what your doing, definitely play it safe

#7 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 04:34 PM
pipemaker Registered Habitual User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 6	If it is a scheduled test (not random), like every time you report in to your probate, take a piss two hours before the test and drink as much water as you can stand. Your blood puts the detectable waste product into your urine according to your metabolic rate. The water pushes straight through your system and two hours will not allow enough waste product to build to a detectable level. Test urine is 98.6, the watcher sees you piss naturally, no detectable chemicals that show you are trying to mask a dirty urine, you will passes the screening. Works every time!

#9 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 08:54 PM
pothead24/7 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 464	i know of a drink u can make but its nasty my bro drank it when he was on probation i dont know the recipe but he said its nasty but ill try to find it out if i can ill post it

#10 (permalink) 06-02-2005, 09:03 PM
PorkSoda ......................... Join Date: May 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 630	i say just rough it out for a while..

#11 (permalink) 06-03-2005, 11:49 PM
DaveyWonder Hippy On Probation Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 306	yeah, I'm not gonna risk going to jail any more then I am now... out of curiousity, why would you double-bag the sample condom? and this is a general comment to alot of people on these forums... dillution won't work, most people can tell the difference, and if they can't, the strip test can. these bladder cops are evil, but their not stupid. I could just as effectively bring in a pitcher of lemonade, pour some into the sample cup, and hand it to her... it won't test positive for THC, but it sure as hell won't get me out of that little room with cops __________________ "There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people" - Hubert Humphrey

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#12 (permalink) 06-04-2005, 06:15 AM
pipemaker Registered Habitual User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 6	"that wont work man, " Done it for 20 years. Military, and just recently two years rehab/probation (pissed twice a week). Just lucky? It works! Never caught a dirty urine. Last edited by pipemaker; 06-04-2005 at 06:22 AM.

#13 (permalink) 06-04-2005, 09:59 AM
DaveyWonder Hippy On Probation Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 306	^^^ Tell it to my P.O... and the cop with gun... and the judge who took a personal interest in my piss. __________________ "There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people" - Hubert Humphrey

#14 (permalink) 06-04-2005, 03:46 PM
pipemaker Registered Habitual User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 6	"Tell it to..." I'm telling You, Hippy Dave, because you asked! I'm telling you cause it is the method I've used to beat the piss test everytime since 1983. If you want to piss clean, stop smoking shit. Do your time and don't get caught next time. Your walking in that office and standing infront of the man by no ones fucking fault but your own. Probation sucks! It beats the hell out of the county jail. Go Buckeyes!!!