Official "How to *NOT* get caught" Thread?

[CGTennis123]

Originally Posted by greyface5555

Yeah, it sucks to have to be so strict with myself... but at the same time, I have a plan that can be followed quickly and smoothly, and takes a lot of the worry out of trying to hide my habits. I like doing this better than stumbling around in the woods or college parking lots where the PNS used to roam. Smokin' pot's all about speed, stealth and chillin!

Btw, what is PNS?

[mike59271]

dunno what a pns is but why is it that you shouldnt smoke in the basement, smoke rises?

well i wrote this huge thingon how to smoke in stealth really good then somehting asked to restart and i clicked yes FUCK haha so now im redoing it

ive given up on smokin in the room its to risky plus i have to wait for my parents to go to bed so i just smoke in the shower now, heres a step by step guide to smokin in the shower for people who dont know how too

this is what i do...

go in the bathroom, turn shower on full hot, keep window closed, close door.
go in room collect everything im gunna need. clear eyes,weed,piece,spoof,lighter
go back in the bathroom 5-7 mins later..should be filled with smoke...
open window, plug door with towel
keep water running, febrezze the room down, go smoke, try and keep it under 4-5 bowls, less smoke the better
cover bowl with hand after each hit
blow through spoof and in turn put the spoof near the window..
keep session under 15 mins
dont cough
dont be too quiet make it sound like your takin a shower, drop a bottle or 2, sniffle loudly
ash all the bowls in the toliet but dont flush
after each bowl spray the spoof on the inside and outside (where smoke comes out) with fabrezze,
after sesh put clear eyes in, put everything in one pocket
go take your shower, try not to make it sound any different than it sounded when you were smokin, a distinct difference and people might notice
wash your body well making sure to get smell off, wash hands good since you covered the bowl every hit
turn off shower turn on fan keep window open
dry off flush toliet
turn on sink all the way hot
brush teeth, wash face, wash hands again
febreze room again
check the toliet seat and bowl for any ashes or weed residue, check ground for ashes
check sink for ashes
take out the towel fabrezze it, might smell, fabrezze your clothes
if you have axe in there (i keep one bottle always in there, even when not smokin) axe yourself, put in more drops if needed
put all stuff in one pocket and put on towel
fold up clothes so that its folded around your stash shit
walk out into your room, mine is 2 feet from my room,
keep fan running and window open
walk in room close door hide everything
hide your clothes you took in there since they might smell but spray them once more
put on new clothes
adfter done changing go back in and see how much it smells to see how long you should keep the fan on
after its not smelling anymore turn off the fan and keepo the window open

the room shouldnt smell at all, or at least not smell too bad, should have the faint smell of mold (steam) and weed but very faint from weed

good luck

[motox12]

go under ur deck if u have one and just sit far back under it and ur fine unless at night then hide behind something under ur deck that isnt much of a hassle to hide behind because of the flashes from the lighter

[CGTennis123]

There are a couple reasons you shouldn't msoke in the basement. #1 is because some does rise. And #2 is becaue a lot of basements have these vents that lead to all around the house so when the smoke rises it will go in those vents and go throught the WHOLE house lol, that's how my brother got caught.

[Skizool]

DBW is like the 2nd coming of the Grasscity Jesus

the woman version that is

[mike59271]

Originally Posted by CGTennis123

There are a couple reasons you shouldn't msoke in the basement. #1 is because some does rise. And #2 is becaue a lot of basements have these vents that lead to all around the house so when the smoke rises it will go in those vents and go throught the WHOLE house lol, that's how my brother got caught.

hmm ive never had that problem though, because although i do have 1 vent in my room its never happened...the only time ive stunk up the basement while people were home was late at night when everyone was sleeping and i though "hey ifi open up the hatch like 3 inches and prop it open with a book and then smoke a joint it wont smell...BIG MISTAKE...haha the entire basemnt reeked...funny thing i didnt even get high for some reason, i think i packed it too tight or somethingm o well it was like my first j ever

[dirtybongwater]

Originally Posted by Skizool

DBW is like the 2nd coming of the Grasscity Jesus

the woman version that is

lol I just thought I talked/typed too much...

[Azad]

When I'm transporting everything I keep the pot in baggies in glasses cases or retainer cases. I have papers and lighters (and some spare matches for if I get desperate) in another glasses case and usually I don't take my bubbler with me, but if I do it's usually in one of those freezer baggies wrapped in a sweatshirt or something in my backpack. At home I either keep my bubbler in my punching bag (deep in the padding stuff) but lately I've just been throwing everything in my desk that like folds up. It's great for breaking up the weed and it has compartments to keep everything in. Lately I haven't been cleaning it up as much (stems and seeds lying around) but usually I clean it up after I sober up.

[di0med3]

last night i was smoking in my room with the fan going and exhaling threw the tube with bounce sheets in it. my mom was across the hall painting the bathroom and my room ended up smelling like pot, maybe it was the fan, but then she can in when i was done and was like "i smell pot", "your smoking pot" and alotta bullshit. i was like nope i was lightin matches and shit then she smelt my fingers but i had put lotion on them so they didnt smell and she probably knows but o well,. i dont know what shell do. everything i could get in trouble for is outta my room already and there been a DT on my counter since last time she thought i was doing it but i dont know whatll happen. o well.

live and learn

[di0med3]

o by the way ...this thread should be a sticky.

[hotsauc3]

Originally Posted by Skizool
DBW is like the 2nd coming of the Grasscity Jesus

the woman version that is

LoL possibility. But who was the first? SJ? RMJL? IT? Dunn Dunn Dunn..

And yes, this thread should deffinitely be a sticky, I just used the smokeless toker and it worked quite well.

[dirtybongwater]

Hotsauc3, I'm so glad you tried it and that it worked!

The cartoon at the top is legit. The comments are made by a true lawyer, HEADS just made it amuzing to read. Keep the ideas coming folks.

[Blitz Bong]

hehe, to be honest I feel sorry for all you Americans, having to be so careful and shiet
Canada is so lax about pot, not just the police either.. The people are.
EXAMPLE: On Saturday night I went walking down the road at like 1AM with my 1.5ft glass bong in one hand, and 3 Roman Candles in the other
Long story short, i lit off one of the fireworks on the road and it started spinning in circles and firing at houses and hitting windows etc, just an ugly story.. however amusing
But thats completely off topic


When I'm smoking in my room, all I hit is bongs. The main reason that people get caught is not because they dont have their fan right, or their sploof doesnt work, its the BOWL. When you pack a bowl to the top in your bong, you take a rip and smoke half the bowl or whatever, the weed turns black, smells like roach weed and lots of times it will smoke. The smoke coming up from your bowl is the same quality smell as a joint. There is NO working way to cover your bowl to stop it from smoking, no matter what you hear. You hand WILL NOT WORK. A coin, pop lid, anything WILL NOT WORK.
So heres the solution: Smoke one-hitters(aka Bongs).
When I pack my bong, i pack enough so that when I burn it, i burn it to the ground (This method works best with Big bongs, but smaller ones work as well). When there is nothing left in the bowl after you take your hit, there is no smoke, and no smell. All I have to do is crack my window, and point my tiny 10$ fan out the window. I exhale the smoke through bounce sheets INTO the fan, because the fan already has an established airflow so the smoke will be carried right out the window. If there is any smell, it will be in a 2-3 foot radius of your fan/window. I put my bong between my legs when i smoke, under the covers so if the bowl does still smoke a little bit my blanket will catch it and stop the smell from spreading.

I have never been caught using this method. Ever. One time I did get caught, was because after I had smoked about 5 bongs my mom came in to tell me to turn my computer off to save power, she walked over to my comp to shut it off, but i wanted her to get out because I didnt know if she could smell it or not so I walked over to the computer beside her and shut it off, and she said "why do I smell smoke on you?". She thought I had gone outside and puffed some when I thought she was asleep.

It may take you a little while to be able to pack yourself the perfect sized bong so you may want to practice before you try it out for real.
I have never found a method that is half as effective as this. Using this method, only around 10-20 minutes after I smoke I can open the door to my room and travel into the kitchen and get munchies without worries

Another reason that alot of people get caught is because their window is too small, or too high up for a fan to reach. A good rule should be that your fan is no more than a foot away from your window. One idea of smoking inside is to smoke and then air out the room, but if you blow the smoke out the fan correctly you won't even have to worry about airing it out.

On a last note, if you put a few sprinkles of diced (not ground) dry tobacco on top of your green, not only does it make it burn faster and better, it fuxt you up like madness

Don't do anything stupid kids, If your parents are sketchbags and check on you sometimes at night its advisable that you just control your habit and dont smoke, especially if they are extremely anti-weed.

Peace all~

[Chester]

the best way is to have a fan that will fit the width of your window perfectly then you just stick it right in the windowsill and close the window down on top of it and smoke right next to it, you can even hold the bowl next to it and any smoke from it will go straight out but don't hold too close otherwise your fan will be hitting your stuff for you, this works great, i smoked in my dorm room nearly every day and never got caught even though about five other people got busted for bein retarded and smokin without proper precautions. oh and another thing, don't smoke joints or blunts indoors (unless you use that no smoke pop bottle thingy) they give off way too much smoke.

P.S. blitz bong don't rub it in, not cool jk

[di0med3]

make this a sticky.