Stoned thoughts

[DancingJesus]

Come tell us about some of your ingenius stoned thoughts youve had recently, or in the past

Yesterdays rambling:
Dude, if we like, dude, died like right now dude, it like wouldnt matter, cause then wed be like suddenly gone or whatever dude, and then when we were dead we'd be like, ah dude what happened because we wouldnt expect it or see it comeing, itd just be like, dude were alive now were dead. Unless like we crashed and then got stuck in here and the car was like enveloped in flames or whatever, and then they like had to get the jaws of life and pry us out for like 3 hours, dude.

Translation:
If you died instantly thered be no reason to fear it since it would be instant and you would just pass on/cease to exist without noticing (yourself, not counting family/friends whoever was left behind)

Post your own and what you meant when you were rambling.

[sleepygirl]

A friend and I somehow, don't ask me how, got on the subject of falling down a flight of stairs while kissing and that we'd want to get really rich someday and hire people to help us with stunt work so we could do it wihout getting hurt.....that's the weirdest one I can think of, but there have been many.

[Peace Pipe]

Last time I toked up I started thinking about my video camera. What if you plugged in the cord to the camera to the tv that allows u to see on the tv what u r filiming with the camera, and then u pointed the camera at the tv so you could only see the screen. What would show up on the screen.

Thats messed up dude

[Opivy]

I'm sure those who believe in an afterlife will disagree with you.

[cocoa]

i found in my history notes some thoughts i had it was like

"dear diary (i dont keep a diary and never have)
i have this water. and its lukewarm. at fist i was all "this sucks". but now its cold in my room and it totaly kicks ass"

i thought it was pretty deep

[soaring_phoenix]

hehe i like to get on AIM and talk to my friends while high, and then if i remember to save teh conversations.

I think the last time i got high by myself was 4/20 and my thought progression was something like this, according to the message:

Theres a song inside my brain, literally
Im on a merrygoround and it KEEPS TURNING AROUND but its not really merry!
Marijuana is the IMAX compared to normal theatres of life.
THe reason I lean is because of my toe
If there was a pope of atlantis it'd be a FISH, but that'd just be a decoy for the REAL pope of atlantis, cause the sun is trying to destroy him.

and alot more vulgar stuff lol.


quotes:
"SoccerandSwim06<!-- (7:51:03 PM)-->: dave go to bed before your parents get back and bust you
Wizzard415<!-- (7:51:14 PM)-->: theoretically 10 more minutes
Wizzard415<!-- (7:51:21 PM)-->: but reality is so much realer
Wizzard415<!-- (7:51:22 PM)-->: dude
Wizzard415<!-- (7:51:24 PM)-->: 20 minutes
Wizzard415<!-- (7:51:28 PM)-->: it makes no sense"

and

"Wizzard415<!-- (7:59:58 PM)-->: dude theres a popefish
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:04 PM)-->: its like a fish as the pope of ATLANTIS
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:08 PM)-->: hey"

[DancingJesus]

lol, funny shit guys, I like the popefish

[Opivy]

Atlantis? Hey you wanna talk about Atlantis?

[Emory]

^^^

Yes please, lets do!

[soaring_phoenix]

lol heres the whole popefish dialogue The guy im talking to is completely sober but i've smoked with him from time to time, and bannana fruit poodoo is one of the things I came up with.


Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:04 PM)-->: its like a fish as the pope of ATLANTIS
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:08 PM)-->: hey
SoccerandSwim06<!-- (8:00:09 PM)-->: dave what the fuck is a popefish
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:14 PM)-->: can you copy my wise writings down
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:17 PM)-->: like save this cfonvo
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:22 PM)-->: for FUTURE EXAMINATION
SoccerandSwim06<!-- (8:00:23 PM)-->: believe me I will
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:27 PM)-->: ok
SoccerandSwim06<!-- (8:00:31 PM)-->: BANANA FRUIT POODOO!!!!!
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:31 PM)-->: so the popefish i shte pope of atlantis
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:35 PM)-->: STA FUF UF UF
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:37 PM)-->: fu
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:42 PM)-->: so
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:45 PM)-->: then this G man
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:48 PM)-->: whose da SUN irl
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:53 PM)-->: is like bish I PWN JOO and shoots him
Wizzard415<!-- (8:00:59 PM)-->: and the popefish QQs and then dies on the floor
Wizzard415<!-- (8:01:01 PM)-->: BUT HES A FISH
Wizzard415<!-- (8:01:10 PM)-->: and the real p[ope pops out is like "BITCH JOKES ON YOU"
*insert vulgar pope raping the sun typing here*



AIM is really really fun when high

[Higgy]

Lil nena Chi Chi: hey asl
BHiggy3: hey, who's this?
Lil nena Chi Chi: im a bored person
Lil nena Chi Chi: a really bored gurl
Lil nena Chi Chi: do u have a pic
BHiggy3: http://www.semicolon-zero.com/members/h<wbr>iggy/DSCF0004g.JPG
Lil nena Chi Chi: you have nice eyes
BHiggy3: thanks
Lil nena Chi Chi: so hows life treating you
BHiggy3: pretty well
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh
BHiggy3: how about yourself?
Lil nena Chi Chi: its making me bored as hell
Lil nena Chi Chi: any ways
Lil nena Chi Chi: im
Lil nena Chi Chi: 14 f brooklyn
Lil nena Chi Chi: wats your nationality
BHiggy3: american
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh kool
Lil nena Chi Chi: were do you live
BHiggy3: Richland, WA in eastern washington
Lil nena Chi Chi: im american and puertorican
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh
Lil nena Chi Chi: do you wanna see my pic
BHiggy3: sure
Lil nena Chi Chi: ok hold on
Lil nena Chi Chi: did you get it
BHiggy3: get what?
Lil nena Chi Chi: the pic
Lil nena Chi Chi: i send it to u in mail
Lil nena Chi Chi: did it arrive
BHiggy3: what email did you send it to?
Lil nena Chi Chi: bhiggy3
BHiggy3: oh, i don't use aol for mail
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh let me just send you my homepage then ok
BHiggy3: ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: ~*~*~ Welcome to the World of La Bella ChiChi ~*~*~
Lil nena Chi Chi: there
Lil nena Chi Chi: did you go see
BHiggy3: yeah
Lil nena Chi Chi: yup
Lil nena Chi Chi: what time is it over there
BHiggy3: its about 10
Lil nena Chi Chi: pm or am
BHiggy3: pm, we're in the same country
Lil nena Chi Chi: over here its 12;59
Lil nena Chi Chi: am
BHiggy3: i know, its a 3 hours difference
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh
Lil nena Chi Chi: at wat time do you go to sleep
BHiggy3: around 12
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh
BHiggy3: which isn't for another 2 hours
Lil nena Chi Chi: yup
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat are you doing now
BHiggy3: i'm reading the internets
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat internets
BHiggy3: you know, the internets
BHiggy3: i'm reading it
Lil nena Chi Chi: no i dont know
BHiggy3: i'm sure you've read the internets before
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat are internets
BHiggy3: internets are all around us, it binds us together
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat
Lil nena Chi Chi: thats wierd
BHiggy3: its the internet
BHiggy3: youre on it
BHiggy3: right now
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh how can you read that
BHiggy3: like this *reads*
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol no doh
Lil nena Chi Chi: your always doing something
BHiggy3: i am
Lil nena Chi Chi: tell me about your self
BHiggy3: not much to say, i'm just a small town guy trying to make his way in the big city. i cam here with nuthin but the shoes on my feet and the scars of my past on my back. and a nickle which i spent on a stick of gum.
Lil nena Chi Chi: and why do u have scares on your back
Lil nena Chi Chi: scars*
BHiggy3: i used to be a slave
Lil nena Chi Chi: are u serious
BHiggy3: i was kidnapped on a family outing near mexico and was used as a slave to harvest cocaine in Colombia
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol your a lier
BHiggy3: think what you want, i know the truth
Lil nena Chi Chi: uhuh and why did they whip you
BHiggy3: because i didn't harvest fast enough, or i harvested to fast, or i ruined too many plants
BHiggy3: they always found reasons...
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh well thats dumb
BHiggy3: those slavehands are brutal
BHiggy3: they'd even whip us if we didn't deserve it
BHiggy3: we were animals to them
Lil nena Chi Chi: and how did you escape
BHiggy3: the FBI broke in and raided the operation i was held captive in and rescued us and we were sent home
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh
Lil nena Chi Chi: are you happy now
Lil nena Chi Chi: that your home
BHiggy3: yes, very happy
Lil nena Chi Chi: im your gardian angel
BHiggy3: uh huh
Lil nena Chi Chi: yup
BHiggy3: i think youre a bored 14 year old girl in nyc
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol how can you say that which its true but i am your gardian angel
Lil nena Chi Chi: so yup
Lil nena Chi Chi: see i can see you im right next to you
BHiggy3: oh yea, what kind of monitor do i have?
Lil nena Chi Chi: its a computer
Lil nena Chi Chi: see
BHiggy3: ok yeah, you can't see me
Lil nena Chi Chi: yes i can
BHiggy3: lol, there hasn't been a computer since 2015, not since BlasterWorm3.0 hit
Lil nena Chi Chi: have you ever been to new york city
Lil nena Chi Chi: before
BHiggy3: i've been there on many occasions
BHiggy3: its a lot nicer now that internal-combustion engines are no more
Lil nena Chi Chi: there are no engines here and belive me this is the city that never sleeps
Lil nena Chi Chi: ok
BHiggy3: what year is it?
Lil nena Chi Chi: 2005
BHiggy3: woah!
BHiggy3: wow.....this is amazing
Lil nena Chi Chi: omg i cant belive u dont know that
BHiggy3: no, its not that, i think we've finally done it
Lil nena Chi Chi: are you ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: done what
Lil nena Chi Chi: what did you do
BHiggy3: i've made contact with someone more then 20 years in the past...
BHiggy3: i'm in the year 2025
Lil nena Chi Chi: no your not
Lil nena Chi Chi: lier
BHiggy3: i'm sorry, my nuero-processor doesn't let tell me lies
Lil nena Chi Chi: oh yeah and im in the year 300
Lil nena Chi Chi: ha im the future
BHiggy3: umm...
BHiggy3: you sure about that?
Lil nena Chi Chi: yeah sure you wish you had that
Lil nena Chi Chi: yes i am
Lil nena Chi Chi: what year were you born
Lil nena Chi Chi: answer quiqkly
Lil nena Chi Chi: now
BHiggy3: i'm going to be born about 4 yars from this year
Lil nena Chi Chi: your a dumbo your jusy trying to mess with peoples heads
Lil nena Chi Chi: yeah u huh ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: you wish
Lil nena Chi Chi: you have issues
BHiggy3: i don't mean to mess with your head, i understand the physics of this my mess with your head being in the year 2005
BHiggy3: technology has come a loooooong way in thet last 20 years
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol
Lil nena Chi Chi: yeah ok sure wat ever
BHiggy3: ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: u like to lie too much
BHiggy3: i don't like it
BHiggy3: i hate lieing
BHiggy3: what i do enjoy is coming across comedic gold
Lil nena Chi Chi: u huh sure ok what ever
Lil nena Chi Chi: u huh sure watever is in your imagination
Lil nena Chi Chi: lier
BHiggy3: when i hit comedic gold, i laugh heartly and share with my friends so that they may laugh
BHiggy3: you know whats funny is that you beleived me for a bit
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol your funny sure ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: actually i go with it
Lil nena Chi Chi: and yeah you wish you were a slave
BHiggy3: i don't
BHiggy3: that part was true
BHiggy3: i swear it
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol u huh ok
BHiggy3: fuck you, i don't need you telling me what happened in my past
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat ever
BHiggy3: i know what happened
BHiggy3: i've seen things that no human should EVER see
Lil nena Chi Chi: wat the hell
Lil nena Chi Chi: ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: listen all imma say dont ever curse at me because i never did to you
Lil nena Chi Chi: ok get that straight
BHiggy3: don't order me around, i was ordered around for 10 years
Lil nena Chi Chi: im not ordering anyone
Lil nena Chi Chi: all im saying is to stop freaking cursing
BHiggy3: or what?
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol you funny
BHiggy3: what are you gonna do if i say fuck?
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol you act like if anyone is scared of you who the hell is gonna be
BHiggy3: i act like i don't want to take directions from some 14 year old chick 2000 miles away
Lil nena Chi Chi: hey i dont care but all im saying is that you dont want me hurting your feelings ok
Lil nena Chi Chi: i dont wanna make you cry
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol
Lil nena Chi Chi: slave
BHiggy3: my tear ducts were cauterized
BHiggy3: bitch
Lil nena Chi Chi: you deserved it you should be a slave and you know what
Lil nena Chi Chi: there comng back for you
BHiggy3: lol
BHiggy3: whatever
BHiggy3: go be emo somewhere else
Lil nena Chi Chi: lol listen you little stupid ass bitck you and your pussy self can go harvest some more ok and go get whiped some more to and then your momma will be proud
Lil nena Chi Chi signed off at 10:48:48 PM.
BHiggy3: snap

[Opivy]

Now lets not turn this thread into a minature albinoblacksheep.com

[Lexus_Rolla]

I tend to think really deep. If I smoke something that's really sativa then I have some good thoughts. Most recently I was reading the Dialogue's of Plato when I began to think about something.

Rudolph Steiner says that alcohol disconnects us from the spiritual world. Way back when human civilization "started" we were at one with the spiritual world. However, as we began to delve more deeply into alcohol we become more grounded into ourselves and into materiality. So I was thinking, the Greeks are still considered as one of the most advanced civilizations of the Western World. The Greeks couldn't have been as grounded into materiality as we were. Just look at what they accomplished. Most of the greatest minds of our time were during the Greek empire. If we assume this as fact, and the Greeks didn't worship the Christian God, but the Greek Gods wouldn't that mean that they were right and that Christianity is wrong? Wouldn't this mean we should be worshipping Apollo instead of the Christian God?

Some very good food for thought. I'm not christian by the way, I'm agnostic. I believe in God and we recognize that each other exists, but I don't go to church or read the bible. Any thoughts on this?

[Hakennase]

I got blazed and created my "Chiefin' Journal". I write my thoughts in it when I'm totally blazed. Only when blazed. I saw my life flash before my eyes last night...

[Opivy]

Originally Posted by Lexsus_Rolla

I tend to think really deep. If I smoke something that's really sativa then I have some good thoughts. Most recently I was reading the Dialogue's of Plato when I began to think about something.

Rudolph Steiner says that alcohol disconnects us from the spiritual world. Way back when human civilization "started" we were at one with the spiritual world. However, as we began to delve more deeply into alcohol we become more grounded into ourselves and into materiality. So I was thinking, the Greeks are still considered as one of the most advanced civilizations of the Western World. The Greeks couldn't have been as grounded into materiality as we were. Just look at what they accomplished. Most of the greatest minds of our time were during the Greek empire. If we assume this as fact, and the Greeks didn't worship the Christian God, but the Greek Gods wouldn't that mean that they were right and that Christianity is wrong? Wouldn't this mean we should be worshipping Apollo instead of the Christian God?

Some very good food for thought. I'm not christian by the way, I'm agnostic. I believe in God and we recognize that each other exists, but I don't go to church or read the bible. Any thoughts on this?

You have a good point. Now we know that what the greeks believe in were mythology but ofcourse the stories must have originated somewhere. Per say, Atlantis?
I really dont want to sidetrack this thread with meaningful conversation so if you want to talk about Plato's Atlantis lets do it in the spirituality section.

Have you read anything from Professor Santos and his theory of Atlantis? www.atlan.org here is a quick paragraph

Originally Posted by Opivy

-Another puzzling technology that proves the superior metallurgical skill of the Atlanteans is the "orichalch" that Plato mentions as covering the walls of Atlantis. Rather than the foolish idea of "mountain copper" — for copper ores, as indeed most metals, normally come from the mountains — the true etym of the name is as in the Latin spelling aurichalcum, that is, "golden copper", or "golden bronze". In reality the word pertains to brass, an alloy of copper and zinc that resembles gold, just as Plato states. Brass was only developed again in modern times, due to insuperable technological difficulties. And the secret of its technology was passed on by the Hindus, who got it directly from Atlantis, where else? The fact that Plato knew of it, and attributed its technology to Atlantis can, hence, hardly be doubted.