Pet store weed

Donut Epidemic · #1 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 06:19 PM

So, my current dire financial situation has driven me to purchasing horrible, horrible schwag all the time. My latest batch, though, smells like a pet store. It tastes fine and weed-like when smoked, and the consistency of it is about normal for cheap pot, but it's a very very dark shade of green and, as before mentioned, it smells like it was kept with gerbils for a while.

Was this grown in a hamster cage? Did the original dealer work out of a PetCo? Or did someone's dog just piss on the crop?

Anyone have any ideas?

El Duderino · #2 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 06:57 PM

i have an idea, maybe its because i am about to smoke, but i think you should smoke what you have in either a bong, or in a 2-3 paper joint. then buy more from another dealer.

fAKdded · #3 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 08:06 PM

Thats just disgusting. If your on a tight budget just save for a couple weeks. I have to smoke like 2 bowls of schwag to the head, Just to catch a buzz. Just save up and buy an 1/8 of Chronic, Treat Yourself!

Pheasantplucker · #4 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Donut Epidemic

So, my current dire financial situation has driven me to purchasing horrible, horrible schwag all the time. My latest batch, though, smells like a pet store. It tastes fine and weed-like when smoked, and the consistency of it is about normal for cheap pot, but it's a very very dark shade of green and, as before mentioned, it smells like it was kept with gerbils for a while.

Was this grown in a hamster cage? Did the original dealer work out of a PetCo? Or did someone's dog just piss on the crop?

Anyone have any ideas?

the dark green is the chlorophyll that was in the plant....its what gives it that manky hay smell...when its cured the chlorophyll breaks down and the smoke becomes more familiar.... its just fresh thats all....(hopefully)

sirseedymcseed · #5 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 08:19 PM

if it's not brown/you haven't suffered a headache, quit complaining.

ideas: find a new source for decent schwag, or just don't smoke till you can get the quality you want. what else can you do? get smoked out by your friends...just don't complain. YOU paid for it. no one forced you to buy it.

Satanic Smoke · #6 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 08:29 PM

I don't think he was complaining really, it seems like a genuine inquiry. Which is why I think it's funny.

Rasta_Man · #7 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 09:27 PM

I doubt it, it's probably just a little old.

Also, it may be windex, some people spray windex on a pile, make it heavier (therefore more expensive), and that could make it smell like a pet shop... cause of all the glass and shit... i have no idea.

Satori26 · #8 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 09:33 PM

i dunno man...i heard the key to quality depends somewhat on when it is harvested. I think that pheasantplucker said was right. Maybe its just really fresh.
Toke on, and yea, if you're unsatisfied, toke up, and PRESERVE that shit. What I mean by PRESERVE (this is what I do) I detox like the sticky says every other day. This makes it so that one huge hit that I hold in for a long time off my bong gets me good and baked...
When I used to smoke 2 grams a day, now I smoke 2 bowls a day, with the same average weekly intoxication level.

Donut Epidemic · #9 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 10:30 PM

I'm not complaining, it gets me high just fine. I was just wondering why it smelled like cat pee.

Either way, thanks for your theories, they all seem real interesting to me now that I've gone and smoked 4 bowls of this pet store shit to the face

chronictoker · #10 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 11:05 PM

LMAO this post is funny and I'm not even high.

Evil3lf · #11 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satori26

i dunno man...i heard the key to quality depends somewhat on when it is harvested. I think that pheasantplucker said was right. Maybe its just really fresh.
Toke on, and yea, if you're unsatisfied, toke up, and PRESERVE that shit. What I mean by PRESERVE (this is what I do) I detox like the sticky says every other day. This makes it so that one huge hit that I hold in for a long time off my bong gets me good and baked...
When I used to smoke 2 grams a day, now I smoke 2 bowls a day, with the same average weekly intoxication level.

Something like 80-90% of the thc is taken into your lungs in the first five seconds of being in your lungs, anything beyond that is mostly toxins.

JaaY · #12 (**permalink**) 04-28-2005, 11:32 PM

when i first started toking i bought a dime that was exactly like this cept it didnt get me very high. turns out that the bitch i bought it from cut it with oregino... at least i didnt buy a 1/4 offa her like i was gonna. if it gets you baked its good in my opnion. you may wanna run it thru the sink a few times just to make sure theres no windex as indicated in one of the last posts. now thats just yucky

sirseedymcseed · #13 (**permalink**) 04-29-2005, 08:34 PM

why the hell do you think it smells like cat piss? because it's garbage weed. there's your answer. that's like asking a retard why he can't focus. common fucking sense. way to go giving me bad karma, btw - big man. load it on me.

Opivy · #14 (**permalink**) 04-29-2005, 09:32 PM

I'v never heard of dealers spraying their crop with windex to make it heavier. The common useage is water.

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#1 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 06:19 PM
Donut Epidemic Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: new york Posts: 8	Pet store weed So, my current dire financial situation has driven me to purchasing horrible, horrible schwag all the time. My latest batch, though, smells like a pet store. It tastes fine and weed-like when smoked, and the consistency of it is about normal for cheap pot, but it's a very very dark shade of green and, as before mentioned, it smells like it was kept with gerbils for a while. Was this grown in a hamster cage? Did the original dealer work out of a PetCo? Or did someone's dog just piss on the crop? Anyone have any ideas? __________________ yup

#2 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 06:57 PM
El Duderino Registered Dude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Second star to the right. Posts: 363	i have an idea, maybe its because i am about to smoke, but i think you should smoke what you have in either a bong, or in a 2-3 paper joint. then buy more from another dealer. __________________ The following errors occurred when this message was submitted: 1. This forum requires that you wait 210 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 18 seconds.

#3 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 08:06 PM
fAKdded Stoned Since 2003 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lost Wages , NV Posts: 3,524 Blog Entries: 1	Thats just disgusting. If your on a tight budget just save for a couple weeks. I have to smoke like 2 bowls of schwag to the head, Just to catch a buzz. Just save up and buy an 1/8 of Chronic, Treat Yourself! __________________

#5 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 08:19 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	if it's not brown/you haven't suffered a headache, quit complaining. ideas: find a new source for decent schwag, or just don't smoke till you can get the quality you want. what else can you do? get smoked out by your friends...just don't complain. YOU paid for it. no one forced you to buy it.

#6 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 08:29 PM
Satanic Smoke Registered Drug User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Tennessee Posts: 641	I don't think he was complaining really, it seems like a genuine inquiry. Which is why I think it's funny. __________________ "With my weed, I smoke every day. If I'm not high, the hate will escape. I smoke and smoke, stoned as fuck. Weed is my life, weed is my love." -Dying Fetus

#7 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 09:27 PM
Rasta_Man Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,212	I doubt it, it's probably just a little old. Also, it may be windex, some people spray windex on a pile, make it heavier (therefore more expensive), and that could make it smell like a pet shop... cause of all the glass and shit... i have no idea.

#8 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 09:33 PM
Satori26 Stoner Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 146	i dunno man...i heard the key to quality depends somewhat on when it is harvested. I think that pheasantplucker said was right. Maybe its just really fresh. Toke on, and yea, if you're unsatisfied, toke up, and PRESERVE that shit. What I mean by PRESERVE (this is what I do) I detox like the sticky says every other day. This makes it so that one huge hit that I hold in for a long time off my bong gets me good and baked... When I used to smoke 2 grams a day, now I smoke 2 bowls a day, with the same average weekly intoxication level. __________________ "Drop out of life with bong in hand...Follow the smoke to the riff-filled land." Dark Romanticist.

#9 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 10:30 PM
Donut Epidemic Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: new york Posts: 8	I'm not complaining, it gets me high just fine. I was just wondering why it smelled like cat pee. Either way, thanks for your theories, they all seem real interesting to me now that I've gone and smoked 4 bowls of this pet store shit to the face __________________ yup

#10 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 11:05 PM
chronictoker the doors of perception Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: California Love Posts: 2,298	LMAO this post is funny and I'm not even high.

#12 (permalink) 04-28-2005, 11:32 PM
JaaY Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 122	when i first started toking i bought a dime that was exactly like this cept it didnt get me very high. turns out that the bitch i bought it from cut it with oregino... at least i didnt buy a 1/4 offa her like i was gonna. if it gets you baked its good in my opnion. you may wanna run it thru the sink a few times just to make sure theres no windex as indicated in one of the last posts. now thats just yucky

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#13 (permalink) 04-29-2005, 08:34 PM
sirseedymcseed certified bud expert Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: st. louis Posts: 1,146	why the hell do you think it smells like cat piss? because it's garbage weed. there's your answer. that's like asking a retard why he can't focus. common fucking sense. way to go giving me bad karma, btw - big man. load it on me.

#14 (permalink) 04-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Opivy Nova Police Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upper Baboons Asshole Posts: 4,536	I'v never heard of dealers spraying their crop with windex to make it heavier. The common useage is water. __________________ "I don' think I'll ever touch a daiquiri again..."