Need Help Gettin A Good Deal

[Chong's Bong]

Hey ya'll, I live in Atlanta Georgia and I've never bought anything before. I'm havin a huge ass party soon and there'll be about 30-40 girls and only a few guys. So, I need some hella good weed to impress these bitches so I can get some head. I'm thinking about getting half an ounce, and I can spend up to $250. People been tellin me of all types of different shit and I need ya'll to help me choose one.

Reggie: Absolute shit right? I don't want it.

Schwag: I heard its shit. I don't want this.

Dank: I've heard this is mid-level stuff. Less expensive, but I think I want somethin better.

Dro: Supposedly this is some of the best stuff around. However, my new dealer is gonna charge me $250 for half an ounce. Is that a good deal?

White Rhino: I heard this shit is legendary. Everyone I know has heard of it, but no ones ever seen it. I think it sounds a little too expensive for me.

Fire: Heard its as good as Dro but gives a different type of high. This sounds too expensive as well.

Afghani Gold: I think its somewhere between Dro and White Rhino. Also sounds too expensive for me.

Can ya'll tell me if my information is correct and how much I should expect to spend on half an ounce of each? I'd really appreciate the help, the party is this Saturday and I need to get the stuff real soon. By the way, half an ounce is 14 grams, right? I also need to know how many grams per person each one of these is going to take in order to get a good high.

Thanks in advance ya'll.

[EuropeanVW]

I'm not from Georgia, but $250 for a half ounce is rediculous. I could get an ounce of real good trees (dank, dro, call it what you want) for $250, probably less, actually. I'd look to spend like $110 - $140 for a half ounce of good buds, but it could vary depending on location.

Originally Posted by Chong's Bong

So, I need some hella good weed to impress these bitches so I can get some head.

And that was just hilarious, hahaha.

[Chong's Bong]

Yeah man thats what I thought my dro man is rippin me off. Haha I bet he thinks he can take advantage of me cause I'm a young white kid. Little did he know I have GrassCity.

Thanks for the prices, but I still need to know if all my information and shit is correct. This White Rhino stuff sounds tight as hell, but I need to know how much any of these different herbs will cost.

[smoke_the_dank]

dude, price and slang vary with region. just shop around and buy the stankiest shit you can find.

my suggestion is to just forget about names, and buy the stoneyist shit you can. most of the "strains" dealers get are just names they attach to make it sell better.

[Chong's Bong]

Damn man that makes it a whole lot harder.

What signs should I look for when buying some of this shit? Is it straight to ask my guy for a sample?

[BostonBUDdy]

It's ok to ask to buy a dime first but dont expect freebies

[TheDudeAbides]

Hells yeah, its your prvlidge as a buyer to ask for a sample. If he wont let ya sample the goods, then find another dealer.

[Chong's Bong]

Man I'm new to this shit. Whats a dime? And whats a nickel bag?

[Mustard]

find a friend that can hook you up. by the way, just because someone says it's "dro" or "dank" or whatever doesnt mean it's good. Honestly, if they call it dro chances are they don't know a damn thing. Dro is short for Hydro, which means it was grown with hydroponics. Very good way to grow, but doesnt mean it'll be good bud.

[Chong's Bong]

So should I also ask how it was grown? What are the best ways to grow it that I should listen for? Also, won't these guys get mad enough to want to fuck me up or somethin if I turn down their shit?

[Dwg]

Originally Posted by Mustard

find a friend that can hook you up. by the way, just because someone says it's "dro" or "dank" or whatever doesnt mean it's good. Honestly, if they call it dro chances are they don't know a damn thing. Dro is short for Hydro, which means it was grown with hydroponics. Very good way to grow, but doesnt mean it'll be good bud.

That is so true. I have smoked many an organic that have kicked "dro" in the ass.

[skittles]

Originally Posted by Chong's Bong

Man I'm new to this shit. Whats a dime? And whats a nickel bag?

a dime is usually $10 worth of whatever quality your getting, and a nickel would be $5

[Brendruis]

a dime is a $10 sack. a nickel is a $5 sack. if its regs then you probably get a 2 gram dime. I think I would usually pay $10 a gram at that amount, but it varies; a nickel would be 1 gram/.5 grams respectively. As far as half an ounce goes I would not pay more than $180 under any circumstance.

as for finding good bud, the best will be slightly moist to the touch, but not too wet. it would preferrably have some red hairs or even hairs of a different color. and in the odor you're looking for that strong pine smell, a pungent but sweet aroma. hope this helps i'm ripped peace

[Grassmann1]

250 is to expensive..u prolly told ur dealer u had 250 bucks and then he said itd be 250 for a half to hustle u...try around 100 bucks a half for some trees buy alcohol with the rest....ull have more chances getting ur lil weener sucked if u have liquor there

[Reign]

damn alright im in NC and 250 a half O is a straight light pole up your ass tuckin in with some room to fit more...

fire is something most black people (not to be racist) in the south call regs or middies with red hairs on it

danks what ya want more than likely look for a nice mid level nugget with orange to red hairs decently spread throughout the bud with crystals a lot or barely any at all with the amount of "knowlegde givers' you plan to smoke up go mid level so you can smoke more up

or be a real fuckin pimp and get some hash takes very little to smoke em up and gets you high as shit

btw i dont like the fact that your using weed to get any kind of sexual intercourse from a female makes me think your a rapist that likes to give girls 3 beers to knock em out them do what ya wanna do.....

have fun