Stoner 101

Half-Baked Punk · #1 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:34 AM

Okay,I don't think there's a newbie forum,so I thought this would be a good idea.
Here is a handbook for newbs that will guide them along the right path.
I'll start it off:

RULE #1: A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Buzzwell420 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:42 AM

dude thats not a rule its a saying....rules are like dont poket others lighters ect...but when uve been smoking for a while u have ur way of doing some things...so like u cant tell them what 2do.let them ask...i hope this makes sence read it stoned maybe it will

'-l 2 () · #3 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:49 AM

RULE #2: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

Half-Baked Punk · #4 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:53 AM

I wasn't trying to impose my will upon people but rather trying to give tips to brand new smokers.
Okay,here's a better one:

RULE #3: Febreeze is your friend.

Noldster · #5 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:56 AM

RULE #4: Don't be sketchy.

antihero · #6 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 04:57 AM

Rule #5- Puff Puff Pass

Half-Baked Punk · #7 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 05:10 AM

good ones,I think this guide is coming along nicely.

RULE #6: A dime a day keeps the stress away,a quarter a day and you have a problem i'd say.

TheDudeAbides · #8 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 05:20 AM

Dont knock over the four footer or drop your friends peice

Half-Baked Punk · #9 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 05:30 AM

good one.

Motoxridah · #10 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 06:47 AM

RULE # 7: Don't mess with the rotation (passing in a different direction)

easy rider · #11 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 07:06 AM

um... dont jack people... it brings bad karma... and believe me ..i kno

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iwannarock69 · #12 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 07:34 AM

clear pipes and bongs with carbs!

please.....its nasty

YourGod · #13 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 08:33 AM

Roller lights first...

Opivy · #14 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 08:35 AM

supply munchies if your at your house

torchy · #15 (**permalink**) 10-10-2004, 08:36 AM

Don't get the tip of the joint wet.

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#1 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 04:34 AM
Half-Baked Punk In a smoky haze..... Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Massachusettes Posts: 117	Stoner 101 Okay,I don't think there's a newbie forum,so I thought this would be a good idea. Here is a handbook for newbs that will guide them along the right path. I'll start it off: RULE #1: A friend with weed is a friend indeed. __________________ "Punk rock is freedom."-Kurt Cobain

#3 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 04:49 AM
'-l 2 () Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Bama Posts: 35	RULE #2: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied! __________________ Stoners live, and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, So if at first you don't succeed, Fuck it all and Smoke some Weed.

#4 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 04:53 AM
Half-Baked Punk In a smoky haze..... Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Massachusettes Posts: 117	I wasn't trying to impose my will upon people but rather trying to give tips to brand new smokers. Okay,here's a better one: RULE #3: Febreeze is your friend. __________________ "Punk rock is freedom."-Kurt Cobain

#5 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 04:56 AM
Noldster Marijuana Activist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 920	RULE #4: Don't be sketchy.

#6 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 04:57 AM
antihero igotthatonehittaquitta Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 283	Rule #5- Puff Puff Pass

#7 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 05:10 AM
Half-Baked Punk In a smoky haze..... Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Massachusettes Posts: 117	good ones,I think this guide is coming along nicely. RULE #6: A dime a day keeps the stress away,a quarter a day and you have a problem i'd say. __________________ "Punk rock is freedom."-Kurt Cobain

#8 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 05:20 AM
TheDudeAbides Walkin down the street Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I met a toltal stranger Posts: 1,715 Blog Entries: 3	Dont knock over the four footer or drop your friends peice __________________ Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Ranger who was born to kill whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of wine-sipping Communist dick-suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree-loving bisexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations.

#9 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 05:30 AM
Half-Baked Punk In a smoky haze..... Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Massachusettes Posts: 117	good one. __________________ "Punk rock is freedom."-Kurt Cobain

#10 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 06:47 AM
Motoxridah Only users lose drugs Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 4,067	RULE # 7: Don't mess with the rotation (passing in a different direction)

#11 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 07:06 AM
easy rider diggity dank! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Evergreen State Posts: 1,457	um... dont jack people... it brings bad karma... and believe me ..i kno ... __________________ The Lyrical Blunt Makes Me cough "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" - Hunter S. Thompson

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#12 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 07:34 AM
iwannarock69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: southern cali Posts: 58	clear pipes and bongs with carbs! please.....its nasty __________________ Pass the dutchie on the left hand side. Late

#13 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 08:33 AM
YourGod Blunt Technician Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 401 Posts: 35	Roller lights first... __________________ secret

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Opivy Nova Police Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upper Baboons Asshole Posts: 4,536	supply munchies if your at your house

#15 (permalink) 10-10-2004, 08:36 AM
torchy Soaring Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 291	Don't get the tip of the joint wet. __________________ I got to get back to the land and set my soul free.