Cure for Parinoia!!!!

Smoking Buddah · #1 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 12:37 AM

I have found a cure for parinoia!!! All you have to do is make yourself go insane... after you recover from your insanity you will no longer fear anything in this world. I have made myself go insane last week. ever since then i have no more fear left.... if you overwhelm yourself in fear than you will be able to handle much more "scarey" events and occurances.

then again, i'm CrAzY!!!!!!

4Degrees · #2 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 06:40 AM

You are a pretty lame. I have no reason to believe any word you just said.

Here is a good cure for insanity/paranoia: a shrink and meds.

scarymoose · #3 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 07:08 AM

been there.
done that
cant remember

stoned_soldier · #4 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 09:42 PM

the real cure for paranoia is to just chill the fuck out and never go into a fetal position.. sit back and enjoy..

Motoxridah · #5 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 09:49 PM

I only had paranoia when I first started smoking. Now I am just chill as fuck unless I see a cop then I ease up a little.

burnt · #6 (**permalink**) 10-03-2004, 09:56 PM

Smoke some more and go to sleep.

Grassmann1 · #7 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 12:52 AM

lol that is stupid...dont go insane u dumbass...put some tunes on and relax

OrngAviatrGogls · #8 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 05:50 AM

Well I didn't go insane, I just got really depressed and when I came out of it I wasn't paranoid anymore.....

I guess depression works in the same way, it makes you not care about anything anymore and if you don't care what reason do you have to fear it?

Don't worry about me though, we're better now

SketchyTX04 · #9 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 06:07 AM

This is a mildly embarassing attempt at making yourself look schozophrenic or like you have some sort of psychosis. Please stop it, you are doing yourself no good.

Paranoia has gotten the best of me a couple times. Where my heart was pounding so hard, and I knew it was. The funny thing about marijuana is, you don't know how numb it's making you, so you calculate how hard your heart is realisticly beating, and how it would feel if you weren't high -- which would be a pretty incredible force, but the paranoia that causes the heart to beat fast is the same paranoia that creates the analytical thoughts of how hard it might really be beating. It's all kind of miscalculated, so I keep that in mind when I am high -- and on the rare occasion my heart starts beating really hard and really fast.

DeadChimp · #10 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 06:51 AM

The cure for paranoia is moving out.

FrWhatItsWrth · #11 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 07:11 PM

I was only paranoid when I first started smoking. Just smoke more, and eventually you will be able to smoke without getting paranoid. What did you become paranoid about?

Natural Mystic · #12 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 09:37 PM

you know whats a crazy combo... paranoia and depression. lol it sucks

tehpottestmofi0 · #13 (**permalink**) 10-06-2004, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4Degrees

You are a pretty lame. I have no reason to believe any word you just said.

Here is a good cure for insanity/paranoia: a shrink and meds.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SketchyTX04

This is a mildly embarassing attempt at making yourself look schozophrenic or like you have some sort of psychosis. Please stop it, you are doing yourself no good.

no one asked for you to be so rude

if you werent such n00bs, youd know that smokingbuddah had a baaaaaad time with weed a while back, so he knows what he's talking about....lol smokingbuddah, your like an expert on paranoia

Splifster · #14 (**permalink**) 10-06-2004, 02:05 AM

^^

Regardless.. still pretty bad advice on how to get rid of paranoia... but at least it worked for you buddah

SketchyTX04 · #15 (**permalink**) 10-06-2004, 02:08 AM

You're right, tehpottest. I realize now that I don't know all of the circumstances involved in his topic.

I withdraw my statements (Without actually withdrawing them from my post... that would be cowardice)
I apologize, Buddah

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#1 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 12:37 AM
Smoking Buddah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a cloud of smoke Posts: 512	Cure for Parinoia!!!! I have found a cure for parinoia!!! All you have to do is make yourself go insane... after you recover from your insanity you will no longer fear anything in this world. I have made myself go insane last week. ever since then i have no more fear left.... if you overwhelm yourself in fear than you will be able to handle much more "scarey" events and occurances. then again, i'm CrAzY!!!!!! __________________

#2 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 06:40 AM
4Degrees Rasta Revolution Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 323	You are a pretty lame. I have no reason to believe any word you just said. Here is a good cure for insanity/paranoia: a shrink and meds. __________________

#3 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 07:08 AM
scarymoose Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: my room Posts: 952	been there. done that cant remember

#4 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 09:42 PM
stoned_soldier BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: T..O.. Posts: 3,287	the real cure for paranoia is to just chill the fuck out and never go into a fetal position.. sit back and enjoy.. __________________ "And don't criticize what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan "I am what I am." - Popeye http://kristos.150m.com www.myspace.com/preachercreaturegta www.myspace.com/bonsaiforestry

#5 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 09:49 PM
Motoxridah Only users lose drugs Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Luis Obispo, California Posts: 4,275	I only had paranoia when I first started smoking. Now I am just chill as fuck unless I see a cop then I ease up a little. __________________ Why do bad things happen to good people? Seems that life is just a constant war between good and evil

#6 (permalink) 10-03-2004, 09:56 PM
burnt aka - Well Toasted Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Houston Posts: 96	Smoke some more and go to sleep.

#7 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 12:52 AM
Grassmann1 Grass man, Weed Fan Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grasscity Posts: 1,854	lol that is stupid...dont go insane u dumbass...put some tunes on and relax __________________ Full Guide To Make Money Online - WaysToMoneyOnline.com

#8 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 05:50 AM
OrngAviatrGogls Didjaridoo Master Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Province of California Posts: 160	Well I didn't go insane, I just got really depressed and when I came out of it I wasn't paranoid anymore..... I guess depression works in the same way, it makes you not care about anything anymore and if you don't care what reason do you have to fear it? Don't worry about me though, we're better now __________________ Vay "POO" rize!

#9 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 06:07 AM
SketchyTX04 Your Good Buddy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 291	This is a mildly embarassing attempt at making yourself look schozophrenic or like you have some sort of psychosis. Please stop it, you are doing yourself no good. Paranoia has gotten the best of me a couple times. Where my heart was pounding so hard, and I knew it was. The funny thing about marijuana is, you don't know how numb it's making you, so you calculate how hard your heart is realisticly beating, and how it would feel if you weren't high -- which would be a pretty incredible force, but the paranoia that causes the heart to beat fast is the same paranoia that creates the analytical thoughts of how hard it might really be beating. It's all kind of miscalculated, so I keep that in mind when I am high -- and on the rare occasion my heart starts beating really hard and really fast.

#10 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 06:51 AM
DeadChimp Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 736	The cure for paranoia is moving out.

#12 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 09:37 PM
Natural Mystic Master Jedi Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: a world with no invisible boarders Posts: 1,057	you know whats a crazy combo... paranoia and depression. lol it sucks __________________ It won’t take too long when you’re short of time to point out some good left about mankind. You can learn to love what you can destroy. That’s what I call sacrificing what you’ve got for freedom -Over It Try not. Do or do not, there is no try... -Yoda What is the _Matrix?_ Don't worry, be happy. If you want to be productive, be creative. We love the all the all of you. Our lands are green and skies are blue

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#11 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 07:11 PM
FrWhatItsWrth Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 97	I was only paranoid when I first started smoking. Just smoke more, and eventually you will be able to smoke without getting paranoid. What did you become paranoid about?

#14 (permalink) 10-06-2004, 02:05 AM
Splifster Pot Infatuee Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Stonerville Posts: 1,286	^^ Regardless.. still pretty bad advice on how to get rid of paranoia... but at least it worked for you buddah __________________ Sometimes the lights all shinin on me other times I can barely see. ~Twist up and let your mind be free~

#15 (permalink) 10-06-2004, 02:08 AM
SketchyTX04 Your Good Buddy Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 291	You're right, tehpottest. I realize now that I don't know all of the circumstances involved in his topic. I withdraw my statements (Without actually withdrawing them from my post... that would be cowardice) I apologize, Buddah Last edited by SketchyTX04; 10-06-2004 at 02:10 AM.