[How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught.

The Cannabis · #1 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 05:49 AM

Start out by having some sort of fan in the bathroom with you. Also you will need a ceiling fan in the bathroom too.

Ok so first you need to get your bud and whatever smoking apparatus you have, and a lighter. I would suggest making an apple or pear pipe that way you can eat it and it kills any evidence.

Grab as much weed as you are gonna smoke and put it in a bag.

Grab two towels and some dryer sheets. (if you dont have dryer sheets grab a black hand towel.

Put your bud and pear or apple in the towels. Now go in your bathroom. Close the door. (Lock it if you can)

Turn on the shower and put it on cold so there isnt any steam.

Now take one of the towels and get it wet and ring it out.

Now put the damp towel at the base of the door so it blocks/absorbs the air.

Now take your dryer sheets, you have two options, 1. Just keep the dryer sheets and blow straight through them. or 2. Put the dryer sheets in a empty toilet paper roll, and cap one dryer sheet on one end of the roll. (this is called a spoof)

Now turn on your ceiling fan.

Turn the shower on full heat so there is some steam.

If you can sit on your counter because then you are higher up and most likely under the fan, unless your fan is above the toilet, then just stand on the toilet

Grab your bud and piece and lighter and fire up a bowl. I suggest hitting it so it does not cherry. Put the ash in the sink and flush it down.

The take your Dryer sheets, and blow your hit through them. (smoke will still come out but it will smell like laundry. Just keep doing that till your out of bud.

Then eat the pear or apple if thats what you used, and turn on the shower to full heat so it gets all steamy.

Now take the damp towel out from under the door, and place your other fan at the base of the door so you can have fresh air coming through the bottom and it will push all the odors out the ceiling fan.

Now if you have to take a dump then do it, it will kill allot of the smell hopefully.

Take a long soapy shower.

When you get out keep the shower on and spray some axe in the steamy shower because it will diffuse allot of the smell of bud, but since is mixed with steam it doesnt smell over powering. put the fan on the floor back to wear it usually goes.

turn the shower off

Grab your lighter and put it in your clothes that you wore into the bathroom, and leave the door closed with the ceiling fan on.

:h ippie:

:bon gin:

xmanbearpigx · #2 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:22 AM

hmmmm, your toilet idea has a major flaw....

Shower steam + high + precious glass (or anything else) + bare feet = death (to either u or ur piece)

The Cannabis · #3 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:24 AM

Put a towel on the floor, and the steam doesnt steam your floors because your floors are on the ground. hahaha

FormerlyBlank · #4 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xmanbearpigx

hmmmm, your toilet idea has a major flaw....

Shower steam + high + precious glass (or anything else) + bare feet = death (to either u or ur piece)

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hoodie · #5 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:42 AM

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.

nicsye · #6 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by hoodie

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.

haha

i just had a big fat LOL

Shauneh · #7 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 06:58 AM

Lol, I think there are better and simpler ways to smoke in your bathroom, and at least in Hawaii, we don't have ceiling fans in our bathrooms, though we do have vents.

The Cannabis · #8 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by hoodie

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.

Haha NO THIS THREAD IS IN RESPONSE TO THE THE OTHER THREAD THAT IS TITLED "HOW TO SMOKE IN THE BATHROOM AND NOT GET CAUGHT" I am satiraiclly alluding to his thread throughout this entire thread haha, thats why its so thorough because his was a way tha would get someone caught. I used to smoke daily in my bathroom when I lived with my parents. Lol the reason that thread caught my eye in the first place was because I had to get out of my house because of some contruction, and so I had to live with my parents last week for 3 days haha it was funny.

ckycampmember · #9 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 07:07 AM

good points.

but not a sticky material thread if you ask me.

muffintoker · #10 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoodie

That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother.

That sir, is by far the funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs today. + Rep, my good man. You've certainly earned it. haha

Switchfoot · #11 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 08:47 AM

Just head out to the forest it's like being with nature.

fvaambush · #12 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 08:50 AM

Ok so you turn on the hot water, put damp towels under your door, and use a sploof to smoke in your bathroom

Thats all you had to say..

chronix · #13 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 10:27 AM

Many of those steps are unnecessary, the room will smell fine if you omit some of the steps, like the towel under the door, and the eating of the pipe.

Seriously, that would be nasty as fuck. Who eats a used apple pipe?

db` · #14 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 12:03 PM

really bad guide. if you're this cautious your bound to be noticed for being in the bathroom for a fucking hour.

DevilsYesca · #15 (**permalink**) 09-13-2008, 12:18 PM

ok guys this is bulletproof i swear after i took a hit and my mom came in like 1 min after into the living room she didnt smell it for shit.what u do is grab a towel and wet from a spot and u simply blow ur smoke in there obvously some smoke will escape out of the pipe so u have to do it close to a window

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#1 (permalink) 09-13-2008, 05:49 AM
The Cannabis Tastes Great Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Woodinville, Washington Posts: 1,108	[How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. Start out by having some sort of fan in the bathroom with you. Also you will need a ceiling fan in the bathroom too. Ok so first you need to get your bud and whatever smoking apparatus you have, and a lighter. I would suggest making an apple or pear pipe that way you can eat it and it kills any evidence. Grab as much weed as you are gonna smoke and put it in a bag. Grab two towels and some dryer sheets. (if you dont have dryer sheets grab a black hand towel. Put your bud and pear or apple in the towels. Now go in your bathroom. Close the door. (Lock it if you can) Turn on the shower and put it on cold so there isnt any steam. Now take one of the towels and get it wet and ring it out. Now put the damp towel at the base of the door so it blocks/absorbs the air. Now take your dryer sheets, you have two options, 1. Just keep the dryer sheets and blow straight through them. or 2. Put the dryer sheets in a empty toilet paper roll, and cap one dryer sheet on one end of the roll. (this is called a spoof) Now turn on your ceiling fan. Turn the shower on full heat so there is some steam. If you can sit on your counter because then you are higher up and most likely under the fan, unless your fan is above the toilet, then just stand on the toilet Grab your bud and piece and lighter and fire up a bowl. I suggest hitting it so it does not cherry. Put the ash in the sink and flush it down. The take your Dryer sheets, and blow your hit through them. (smoke will still come out but it will smell like laundry. Just keep doing that till your out of bud. Then eat the pear or apple if thats what you used, and turn on the shower to full heat so it gets all steamy. Now take the damp towel out from under the door, and place your other fan at the base of the door so you can have fresh air coming through the bottom and it will push all the odors out the ceiling fan. Now if you have to take a dump then do it, it will kill allot of the smell hopefully. Take a long soapy shower. When you get out keep the shower on and spray some axe in the steamy shower because it will diffuse allot of the smell of bud, but since is mixed with steam it doesnt smell over powering. put the fan on the floor back to wear it usually goes. turn the shower off Grab your lighter and put it in your clothes that you wore into the bathroom, and leave the door closed with the ceiling fan on. :h ippie::bon gin: __________________ This “it doesn’t work, but don’t change it” incongruity is not just a quirk of the U.S. public. It is a manifestation of how the prohibition on drugs has led to a prohibition on rational thought. Last edited by The Cannabis; 09-13-2008 at 05:52 AM.

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xmanbearpigx Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 74	Re: [How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. hmmmm, your toilet idea has a major flaw.... Shower steam + high + precious glass (or anything else) + bare feet = death (to either u or ur piece) __________________

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The Cannabis Tastes Great Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Woodinville, Washington Posts: 1,108	Re: [How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. Put a towel on the floor, and the steam doesnt steam your floors because your floors are on the ground. hahaha __________________ This “it doesn’t work, but don’t change it” incongruity is not just a quirk of the U.S. public. It is a manifestation of how the prohibition on drugs has led to a prohibition on rational thought.

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hoodie Minnetoker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Minnesnowta Posts: 426	Re: [How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. That's a lot of fucking work to just smoke bud. Why not just open the window? No window? Go outside. Too cold? Put on a sweater. No sweater? Curse your grandmother for never knitting you one for Christmas. No grandmother to curse? Then I'm sorry for bringing up your non-knitting deceased grandmother. __________________

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Shauneh One Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Oahu, Hawaii Posts: 195	Re: [How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. Lol, I think there are better and simpler ways to smoke in your bathroom, and at least in Hawaii, we don't have ceiling fans in our bathrooms, though we do have vents.

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chronix Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,113	Re: [How to] REALLY Smoke in the bathroom and not get caught. Many of those steps are unnecessary, the room will smell fine if you omit some of the steps, like the towel under the door, and the eating of the pipe. Seriously, that would be nasty as fuck. Who eats a used apple pipe? __________________ cause' partner what's spaghetti without the sauce/noodles, I'll never be a noodle/cutthroat pitbull fucking over poodles/Strudels, pies and cakes/them sweet nigas, lies and fakes/I bite and shake, go right for the jugular/I'll break a broad go hard while ya lovin' her

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