The Cursed Bong

[Leemur]

Hello Grasscity,

Gather round because it is time for a little story that I believe you will get a kick out of.

Last year was my first year at the University of Colorado at Boulder ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJuUtz5jZg ) one of if not the largest stoner schools in the nation. When we first moved in and introduced ourselves we found it imperative to invest in a new piece in the name of friendship.

So we went down to the local mom and pop headshop and looked for a suitable piece for 4 college students. We looked around for a relatively cheap one as we were broke.

To our dismay there were no pieces under 50 dollars that were not shitty little spoons. As we were leaving we noticed a bong in the corner of the shop that had a little sign on it that said for sale 50$. It is a beautiful 1.5 ft bong with some fairly thick glass that would normally fetch anywhere from 100-200 dollars. I wish I could show a picture but I have no digital camera on hand, so I will try to describe it to you the best I can. It is straight and decorated with a red and yellow pattern that is all over the bong. There is a black band that winds itself around the bong 5 times at the point where the chamber leads off to the buissness end. Being surprised about both the quality and price of the piece, we brought it, and we were proud owners of a brand new bong.

As stoners tend to do, at 4:20 we loaded the first bowl and started the coronation ceremony for the bong in an attempt to name the piece. With no exaggeration after smoking a rather mediocre sized bowl among 4 people I was laid out. This was without a doubt possibly the highest I had ever been, comparable only with my first blunt and 2 liter waterfall hits. Voicing this to my friends it was consensus that everyone in that session were owned by this new piece. To our dismay the name did not come to us during that session (You cannot force a name, the piece must reveal its true identity to you).

Now as for how the name came about I'll first give you a little background information about our smoking location. We we're lucky enough to have a 4 man suit on the 12th (highest) floor in our dorm. This suit was like an apartment with a living area, kitchen, bathroom, and two separate bedrooms. These bedrooms served as perfect stoner lounges as they were (as our beloved smoking mascot coined it) a room within a room. No smoke ever managed to reach the hall so we were able to smoke multiple times everyday without fear of being caught or harassed by the RAs. This led to our place being the de facto room to smoke out of for most of our dorm.

As such we often had a lot of strangers to our normal smoking circle (far from a bad thing, new people mean new stories) and without exception everytime one of them would hit the bong for the first time they would get their face rocked. The following is a list of people who hit the piece and died (not literally).

Dealer: One of the first people to hit the piece outside of our circle, he lit the bowl took one hit, and coughed his lungs out. He soon dipped out (dealers are very busy people). The next day he told us that he left this realm of existence and ventured into the astral plane, this coming from a fairly level headed guy.

Dealer's Roommate: Next on the list, a rather hardcore stoner and pill popper, came into our session with some rather fantastic maui, took one hit and had almost the exact same reaction as our dealer, said he left this plane.

High School Friend: A friend of mine who I knew from highschool was at a rather lame Halloween party we were at one night and decided that he wanted to try weed for the first time. So we took him back to our lounge and he took his first hits of the magical herb. He ended up coughing into the bong and spilled bong water all over the place (party foul) and later puked his guts out. This friend would eventually join our circle and became the biggest pot head out of all of us, irony no?

High School Friend's Friend: He came up for a weekend from kansas and wanted to try pot for the first time, so we let him join us in a session and he got his face melted. Had the worst case of the giggles I have ever seen and ended up puking out a 12th story window.

New Roommate: At semester one of our groups roommate moved out and we were going to get a new one. We were all rather worried as a roommate who was anti-pot could vary well ruin our set up as we could not smoke in any of our other rooms due to anti pot roommate. So when we first met the kid we introduced ourselves and tentatively asked if he minded if we smoked in the room. He was down (kid smokes a goddamn pipe) and hoping to make peace invited him to smoke with us. After 2 bowls the kid just sat on his bed and stared at the blank wall across from him - for literally 3 straight hours. We checked on him every like 20 minutes, and he was just sitting in the same spot, staring at the blank wall across from him.

These are just a few examples of what the bong did to people, the list is actually much longer. These events led to us naming the bong the Devil, as as we were smoking one day a quote popped into my head, and I forgot who said it but its along the line of: You dance with the Devil, the Devil don't change, the Devil changes you. This seemed quite appropriate as we no longer got owned by the devil as all the new comers did, it had changed us - made us stronger smokers while retaining its innate abillity to devour the minds of all who would dare hit it. Therefor the bong was named "The Devil" with its sinister 1.5 gram bowl being named "El Diabowl" to accompany it.

I hope you enjoyed my little story, please feel free to post any similar occurrences with your past pieces here.

Too Long Didn't Read?: Bought a bong that owns everyone their first time hitting it, post your own stories about pieces that owned you.

[RoyalKUSH]

Originally Posted by Leemur

Too Long Didn't Read?: Bought a bong that owns everyone their first time hitting it

that is convenient as shit.

but why is it cursed? if it got everybody super ripped, shouldn't it be considered blessed?

[Vol Funk]

I'll take a hit.

[GrandaddyPurps]

haha good story, i read it all.

My roor after a full milk will just skull fuck you

[NYCdeisel]

woah woah waoh....i fuckin KNOW this has been posted before. Whats the deal?