something that made me chuckle

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An msn conversation:
Friend says:
we had a whole loada family 2getha, so we been havin fun, n theyve got a gorgeous house
I say:
really
Friend says:
yeh
Friend says:
its got a huge basement wich has a bar area a media room n a posho pool table
Friend says:
lucky sod
I say:
a bar
I say:
whoa
Friend says:
like a bar thingy area
I say:
whoa
Friend says:
and it has stool!
Friend says:
wowow
Friend says:
i no
Friend says:
and he has a reely nice sports bmw
I say:
with beertaps and shit?
Friend says:
reely nice blue colour uno
Friend says:
dnt hav beertaps no its got this otehr thing?!
Friend says:
but looks like a bar
Friend says:
very sleak
Friend says:
grrr
I say:
cool
I say:
why grrr?
Friend says:
i want it!
I say:
yes, me too- I would love a bar in my house
Friend says:
i want the car!
I say:
oh... what car?
Friend says:
the pool table too
Friend says:
i jst told u he has a reely nice blue bmw!

[InferiorWang]

My friend's house used to have a bar with beer taps. They used to keep a couple kegs on all the time. It was nifty.

Then, my friend Stacy has a basment with a nice rec area, pool table, and bar with liquor. Usually we'd just smoke up tho. And then after I was nice and tokered I'd play pool against her dad. I was able to hold my own even while stoned because my dad used to make me stay up late at night and play him on our pool table at home.