Tainted Muffins=Weapons of Mass Destruction

[h34dsh07]

http://www.wimp.com/teachers/

You heard the FBI

This sounds like an idea I'd come up with, but I never thought I'd see the day someone actually would do this

[mellowdramatic]

you have GOT to be kidding me.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha x 34,849.457472

[kyle187]

hahaha good find

[RoyalKUSH]

HAHA. this is hilarious....

and maybe im just baked out of my mind...but is marijuana spelled "maruuana" during the report? what thaa fuck.

edit: watched it again..i suppose the i and j are just appear mashed together.

[smiffaz]

Sick? Bullshit, I bet those teachers got high as balls, I would be grateful.

[I LOVE FOOD]

Weapon of mass destruction.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome find!

[tokin jax]

10 years for gettin people baked? this is crazy

[xcraighebert]

weapons of mass destruction... what sheep.

[h34dsh07]

Originally Posted by RoyalKUSH

HAHA. this is hilarious....

and maybe im just baked out of my mind...but is marijuana spelled "maruuana" during the report? what thaa fuck.

edit: watched it again..i suppose the i and j are just appear mashed together.

Haha wouldn't be surprising if they screwed that up, the female reporter said there were 18, but on the headline it said 19. Man these people need to get their facts straight.



But if you think about it, if you got high (this is an eating high, not a smoking high) for a good several hours and didn't know about it, you would be freaking out since you would have no idea what the hell was going on. But still, 10 years is a bit extreme, I mean I'd understand if their life was put in danger or something but for this? Just ridiculous.


Anyways thanks all

[parabolicmotion]

i would love to be a teacher who ate those muffins. you tell you boss that you ate a muffin...you get to just chill and be mad high and get paid. those teachers were lucky fucks...19 muffins would of not been too cheap to make.

i can even think of a few teachers from high school that would love to have one.

maybe ill bring em a few brownies or something.

[h34dsh07]

Originally Posted by parabolicmotion

i would love to be a teacher who ate those muffins. you tell you boss that you ate a muffin...you get to just chill and be mad high and get paid. those teachers were lucky fucks...19 muffins would of not been too cheap to make.

i can even think of a few teachers from high school that would love to have one.

maybe ill bring em a few brownies or something.

Yeah you're right, whoever made it had to extract the THC, and make it barely noticable in the muffins themselves, yet he had to keep it strong enough so it would work on the teachers. Genius if you think about, just didn't think it all the way through, like the cameras and the people he had to deal with to deliver them. Or maybe it wasn't even him delivering it, ehh I don't know, I'm probably thinking too much of it

[hackjob]

I like how they kept saying it got the teachers sick...wtf


yo man I got so sick last night it was awesome

[tooking]

they act like it's rat poison.

[wh1tn3y420]

ha they thought theyre was benadryl in them too. id be fuckin grateful but he is kind of a dumbass he should have just ate them

[someoneorother2]

Hahaha..


How could a person possibly be confused as to whether weed-muffins were "tainted food" or "weapons of mass destruction"? Hmmmm....these muffins look alarmingly similar to plutonium enriched warheads. Hmmm....



And at the end, hahaha. "Now we also heard that there may have been Benadryl, heroin, cayenne pepper, uranium, lsd, WMD's, rat poisoning, broken glass and AIDS in those muffins, but at this time that has not been confirmed."