I think I'm fucked...

[tomahawk02]

ok i know there are tons of threads about drug tests and stuff but i really just need your help... heres my situation:
landed a sweet job from my uncle and had it in the bag until i found out i was going to be drug tested. id consider myself in good shape, i lift like every day and run 2 and a half miles a day. but smoked saturday night and usually smoke like 5 times a week. but the test is tommorrow on wednesday and ive bought a drink to try and the guy says he had a friend who it worked for but im freaking out cause since my uncle got me the job if i fail the test hell know and so will my parents

so i guess im just asking what are my odds and maybe for some other tips on how to pass and maybe smoke a bowl or two for my sake and luck because it could be a while before i toke up again

btw the drug test will be done by US Healthworks and its called a eScreen eCup test(if anyone has had experience with this type)

[dankstagof]

is it urinalysis? if so, get some urine from a friend, keep it warm, sneak it in, and you should be set.

[BUDdha KING]

yea most of those drinks work but make sure you read the directions because I'm pretty sure most of those drinks only make your system seem drug free the day your using it and it doesnt really clean out your system.

[HazeGlazed]

Not got get one of them pills like 1500 something i dont know the name but if your smoking 5 times a week and you gotta rug test tomorrow you are FUCKED

[Montyz]

Originally Posted by HazeGlazed

Not got get one of them pills like 1500 something i dont know the name but if your smoking 5 times a week and you gotta rug test tomorrow you are FUCKED

Wtf man a rug test?

LOL

[Snaffle]

I bought this: http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/e...jsp?id=BG-1019

Then drinked a gallon of water. I passed in a weekend.

[SpliFFsandRiFFs]

I would consider getting someone elses urine, or start re-applying at the local supermarket

[KingOfTheOzone]

You needa dilute your urine by drinking TONS of water. Not water though, something with electrolytes or else its unhealthy. Pedialyte at a pharmacy or gatorade i think would work too. And eat some Niacin pills, theyll help get shit outta your blood. And eat some more creatinine pills too, or else the drug test will show that you diluted your piss by drinking water. Drink some cranberry juice too, its a diuretic so itl make you piss more=more clean. Do it a lot right before your test and take more creatinine. I know my explanation sucks, im fucking high, so google some of the keywords: drug test creatinine

[MCsmoke]

That's funny dude, I was just coming back to tell everyone how I passed mine..

Of course I managed to do the test 2 weeks after I smoked which is probably the minimum amount of time you could manage to pass without taking extremes such as downing pills and drinking tons of shit.

But looking at your situation your fucked unless you sneak in clean piss.. get a non-lubricated condom and put the piss in there and tie it up good and secure it in your underwear or tape it to your balls. Make sure to put a safety pin on the inside belt area (hidden from view) of your pants and use that to poke a hole and slowly drain it into the cup. Use warmers because the cup will react to the temperature of the piss and if it's too cold they wont accept it.

Good luck bro

[Moo Moo 22]

Quick Fix at a smoke shop= $30.00

works EVERY time

[cephaliccarnage]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheOzone

You needa dilute your urine by drinking TONS of water. Not water though, something with electrolytes or else its unhealthy. Pedialyte at a pharmacy or gatorade i think would work too. And eat some Niacin pills, theyll help get shit outta your blood. And eat some more creatinine pills too, or else the drug test will show that you diluted your piss by drinking water. Drink some cranberry juice too, its a diuretic so itl make you piss more=more clean. Do it a lot right before your test and take more creatinine. I know my explanation sucks, im fucking high, so google some of the keywords: drug test creatinine

hahahah you need to drink tons of water. just not water....haha not tryin to be an ass but that was funny

[quankadank]

cranberry AZO's + water + gatorade + cranberry juice constantly.. and u might pass it

[researchscience]

get somebody to go with you when u have to take your piss test. i don't remember if they ask u for id but when I took mine they let me go in a piss without anybody watching. I think only for probation they can do that... drink a gallon of water that morning and take four asprin 1 hour before the test.

[KingOfTheOzone]

Originally Posted by researchscience

get somebody to go with you when u have to take your piss test. i don't remember if they ask u for id but when I took mine they let me go in a piss without anybody watching. I think only for probation they can do that... drink a gallon of water that morning and take four asprin 1 hour before the test.

Why Asprin, does blood thinning help?

[ipack]

Originally Posted by Moo Moo 22

Quick Fix at a smoke shop= $30.00

works EVERY time

Truth..

3 UA's passed so far with this product for me..

Why fuck around and worry about shit when you can go in to take the piss test high