I'm getting tested...

[aaron669]

I'm 18 and weigh about 150 pounds. I usually smoke about one hit of weed a day to get a little buzz in the evening hours to make things exciting. I also smoke a bowl or two with a friend about once a week. I'm looking for a job and many places require me to take a drug test. I know I'm fucked on the hair sample test, but do you think I would be able to pass other tests on a few days notice? a week? two weeks?

What is the probability that they will do a hair test instead of the common urine test?

[Five To One]

They will not give u a hair test. if it is for a job they most probably wont want you so just buy some synthetic urine.

[weedaddict]

what i did was drink a lot of soda like 2 2liters and mixed jello powder into water
like a piitcher full

[tylerxdurden]

Originally Posted by aaron669

I'm 18 and weigh about 150 pounds. I usually smoke about one hit of weed a day to get a little buzz in the evening hours to make things exciting. I also smoke a bowl or two with a friend about once a week. I'm looking for a job and many places require me to take a drug test. I know I'm fucked on the hair sample test, but do you think I would be able to pass other tests on a few days notice? a week? two weeks?

What is the probability that they will do a hair test instead of the common urine test?

You don't sound like you're a super frequent user so it shouldn't be too much trouble. I would give yourself a full 7 days of clean time before you test though.

Most places will not give you a hair test, they will just do the standard urine immunoassay. In any case, if you want to be safe, start exercising a little every day. Also, the day of your test, drink enough water so that your urine is clear and be sure to take a B-vitamin the morning of the test.(turns urine yellow to hide the fact that you were diluting it)

Best thing to do is get a friend who is clean and use his urine. You can also buy synthetic urine which works very well. Make sure you warm it up though, because they test for temperature some places.

[hondacrf150f1]

I had no idea they could test for THC with hair

[tylerxdurden]

Originally Posted by hondacrf150f1

I had no idea they could test for THC with hair

Yep, and there's no good way of getting it out either. No way you can fake that kinda test Pretty much all drugs can be found in your hair I would guess...

[xcraighebert]

Originally Posted by weedaddict

what i did was drink a lot of soda like 2 2liters and mixed jello powder into water
like a piitcher full

How the hell does jello powder help at all? LOL, oh yeah it dosent.

If you really want to pass your test, look up my sig.

[xcraighebert]

Originally Posted by hondacrf150f1

I had no idea they could test for THC with hair

Drugs can be traced back for up to 6 months with a hair test. They are evil.

[tylerxdurden]

Originally Posted by xcraighebert

How the hell does jello powder help at all? LOL, oh yeah it dosent.

If you really want to pass your test, look up my sig.

Actually, this method seems to have gotten exceptionally high success rates. I know it makes absolutely no sense at all, but it has helped many people and even me. I smoked the morning of, did the routine, and gave a clean sample that day at 5pm. Crazy shit, probably not good for you either haha.

[tylerxdurden]

Originally Posted by xcraighebert

If you really want to pass your test, look up my sig.

In your sig it says to drink water to help flush out your system. Do you mean for water soluble drugs like cocaine? I didn't think drinking water could flush out hydrophobic molecules...?

[Bakered]

well the theory behind the jello is that it coats the urinary track and bladder and prevents the thc from being detected

[Jerzeslugga]

Your 15??

Damn most places you could work at that age are Mall or Fast Food....and they don't give hair tests....

Just stop now.....you'll be good with just drinking water,green tea....Deparment store jobs may drug test though...


Edit I thought yoyu say 15...im high broooo


Forget what I say, but just give yourself a week or two and your good.....

[devils42491]

most stores and DT facilites do saliva testing... which is one of the cheapest
it is very inaffective.
I smoked 4 days before and passed
one of my friends smoked 3 days
another smoked the day before
and one person claims to have taken one high and pass
they are a joke... but i'd give it at least 36 hours to be safe... that is if its saliva