sketch stoner excuses

[RonaldMcChronic]

what kinda stuff do you say to cover up when you're parents randomly are being sneaky and you're trying to cover up or just trying to not get caught in general? like basically, i just smoked in my room next to my parent's and i know if they found out they'd probably be have to be mad just because of the principle of it but i still wanna be all careful and shit. so like i was thinking-

when i cough really loud or something you can just say you swallowed water down the wrong pipe lol, cause i always use my bub and have a bottle of water sitting there.

i always put something at the base of the door like a towel to absord the smoke and if they try to open the door and see that shit you just gotta be like i knew it'd remind me to do my laundry when i see it when i open the door. lol

if they ask why i got my fan blowing just be like this room is really fucking hot it's june. works every time. except i'm all sloppy and have it pointed out the wide open window they're like uhh what the hell and you just gotta be like, it fucks the shit up hanging on the wall.

wow i am rambling so fucking hard right now. i'm gonna post more in a bit. sorry if this thread is fucking stupid, it seems like a good idea at the moment.

[andyGILL]

My parents are really lame so I usually go for a drive at 11pm (when we lock up our business) to get a coffee and smoke a bowl. One night after grabbing my coffee, because it was raining, I sat in my car and blazed instead of getting out like I normally would.

me: Yo momz I locked up, goodnight.
mom: Ok goodnight son *hug*
*sniff*
mom: Andy you smell like smoke! How come?
me to myself: think quick, fagget
me: The iced cappuccino machine @ Timmy Ho's was smoking and all the smoke was coming out the drive-thru window
mom: ..ok Andy, goodnight
me: *sigh*


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I usually walk out the sliding glass door in my room and walk to the other end of the building to smoke but sometimes it's late and I'll just blow smoke out of my room. Most of the time when I do this my dad will wake up ~30min after I smoke and come to my room. Usually I febreeze pretty good but other times I'll start gaming and completely forget.

dad: Andy it smells like marijuana
me: Idno dad
dad: Did you smoke??
me: What? Of course not!! I think when people smoke down by the BBQ the smoke comes up and in through my window.
dad: o..ok..

[GPayne]

I normally use the allergies excuse with my mom or say that im really tired but then I cant be around her for too much longer because my eyes simply wont go back to clear by just sitting around. Dad knows and has smoked with me twice before.

[DoblazE]

Excuse #1 = "Uh.. It fell."
Excuse #2 = "..sssshenqah."

Usually my rent's think I'm just playing and joking with them when they ask me "Were you smoking?!" or "It smells like smoke..?". When I accidently say it almost everytime.. haha

[Cannabis Corpse]

Originally Posted by DoblazE

Excuse #1 = "Uh.. It fell."
Excuse #2 = "..sssshenqah."

Usually my rent's think I'm just playing and joking with them when they ask me "Were you smoking?!" or "It smells like smoke..?". When I accidently say it almost everytime.. haha

be careful..... unlike your sista

[DoblazE]

^^ Bahaha!

x3232..
She's a fuck-up.

[GrandaddyPurps]

haha i was blazing with a freind and him mom called him mid sesh, and was like where the fuck are u, hes was like ummmmmm queens. Totally random, was sooo random/funny at the time.