Official: How To Pass a Drug Test

[ROOROOR]

way too many threads every hour on the same subject with the same questions thread after thread. if anything needs a sticky it is this.

For urine tests the best and easiest way to pass is by getting someone else's clean urine and putting it in an unlubed condom or rubber glove. Urine can be stored for months and even years if frozen. Heat the urnine to get it to temperature by soaking the container in hot water then use a hand warmer (the kind you shake up and put in your gloves) to keep it at the right temperature.

You can tape or rubber band the heat warmer to the condom/glove and either tape it to your leg, conceal it somewhere in your boxers, or just in your pocket. When it is time to take the test you can poke a hole in it and empty it into the cup. Even if the test is supervised you can get away with this easily unless they are starring directly at your penis while taking the test. If they do this then you can invest in a whizzinator which is a fake penis you can buy to look like you are actually peeing. An alternative to clean urine is to buy synthetic urine online or from a headshop although it is more expensive.

Most of the drinks and 'detox' drinks you can buy from headshops don't really clean your system and just mask your urine to fool the test. Some of these work better than others but none are guaranteed to work like using clean or synthetic urine. Just follow the instructions on the bottle EXACTLY.

Some people will swear you can pass a test just by drinking lots of water and exercising for days before the test. This can work but you are taking a chance and the above methods are much better options.

For hair follicle testing there are shampoos you can buy online that are supposed to work. You can do a quick google search and find many products. These types of tests and other variations like nail and blood tests are much harder to get around. Most of the time tests are just urine since these other types are very expensive.

Things that DON'T work and are myths:
drinking vinegar, cranberry juice, etc. don't do anything.
please feel free to add to the list of things that are myths so these can be addressed quickly since there are so many threads asking about them.

[Mwayles]

Theres already a DT passing sticky in Seasoned Tokers....this one really isnt inclusive enough but nice effort.

Thanks for trying to limit the large amount of duplicate and useless threads, nothing wil ever stop them though

[ROOROOR]

Originally Posted by Mwayles

Theres already a DT passing sticky in Seasoned Tokers....this one really isnt inclusive enough but nice effort.

Thanks for trying to limit the large amount of duplicate and useless threads, nothing wil ever stop them though

well it should be cross posted or moved here because seasoned tokers aren't the ones who need it

[D3vO]

Originally Posted by ROOROOR

well it should be cross posted or moved here because seasoned tokers aren't the ones who need it

People who need it will find it, its a sticky and its called The Official How to Pass a DT or something, and I'm sure you would have found it too if you had just done a little search instead of making a new thread like you accused everyone else of doing.