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I pretty much fail at smoking.
I was at a concert last night in the Pit which Ive been dieing to go to for a couple months. It's a pavillion so the pit and seats are under a roof with no walls and the lawn is behind. So I wrap a blunt up in a plastic bag, stick it in my pants and get past security no problem. So we're waiting for the show to start and the opener just finished and the main act was going to come on stage in 10 minutes. I decide to light up the blunt with my buddy. We get to blaze half of it when security comes stampeding to almost the front of the pit from the back. We were pretty close to the stage so they really shoved their way up there. They start yelling, "is anyone here smoking?" Everyone is like nope. The second security dude points right at me and says, "I SAW YOU SMOKING A CIGERETTE". I dont think he even knew it was a blunt. So I try to deny it and he keeps saying he saw. He says to come with him, so they drag me all the way out of the pit but while walking I drop the lighter/half blunt walking through the crowd so they wont find anything if they try to search me. In the back they start saying how they saw me and etc. I admit that I was smoking a "cigerette" and whats wrong. They said that you cant smoke inside the pavillion and that I need to go outside. Right when they were talking I saw 3 puffs of smoke come up. Just my luck to get hassled.
Talk about a buzzkill. I pushed my way back up within 5 or so people of where I was and tried to enjoy the concert. Right when the main band came on stage there was a GIANT wind of weed sweeping the venue. I should have waited 10 minutes. Pretty fucking gay they made such a big deal out of a "cig" and Im even more pissed I dropped the blunt when I could have easily smoked up again.
Lesson: Wait til the main band comes onstage then blaze.
Last edited by lim(x->0) : 05-13-2008 at 02:20 AM.
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