wow, i just got the shit scared out of me

[built to spill]

Good evening GC,
I know this may not belong in this section and im sorry, but I want to tell it here.
About half hour ago my dad went out for awhile so I took the chance to hold a quick session. So i went outside because it was just such a nice night out and smoked myself two joints. Well after i smoked them it was just such a nice night out that decided to go for a walk in my woods. Well i decide to walk down the creek and enjoy the wild life. Well i've been walking for about 10 minutes and at this point those two joints hit me pretty good, i was baked. (i still am high as shit lol, so sorry if parts of this don't make sense) Well i came to this kind of dark place in the creek cause tons of trees are there and there is a big waterhole. Well i notice a black thing on the ground so i go to check it out, i kneel down to it and discover it is a very small leather jacket. I examine it and it is actually like a baby's leather jacket, idk maybe a toddlers. So of course i gotta check the pockets who knows, i might find some cash. But i was thinking why this baby's jacket is here, where did it come from? It was kind of creepy finding it and it was in a creepy dark area. I pick it up and then all of the sudden i hear this screeching loud horrific scream. It was one of the worst sounds i have ever heard in my entire life. I can't really describe it, it was this horrific unpleasent screech. IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, my heard dropped, i thought i was going to pass out. Keep in mind i was holding a baby's jacket and let me tell you something, this screech sounded exactly like a little kid maybe a baby screaming in pain. It sounded like something horrible was happening that was hurting a baby so much it made that horrific noise. I WAS SO SCARED, i dont want to sound like a pussy, but im holding this babys jacket wondering wear it came from ,and all of the sudden i hear what i thought was a little kid screaming. This scared the shit out of me because the noise just jolted out, i thought i was going to pass out. Well I look in the direction of the screech and of course, theres a fucking turkey running away, a fucking turkey. Well i was still scared as fucking shit so i just took off running until i got home. Also remember i was high and paranoid. Jesus christ my heart is still pounding. Well thanks for reading guys lol

[moose420]

hahahahaha thats prob one of the funnier stories ive ever heard lolol, i prob would of shat myself too lol but atleast it makes for a really good story although i could imagine def a buzzkill haha

[420alldaylong]

hahaha damn
thats funny

[greengrow3]

hahahah

[wh1tn3y420]

shit if i was high and that happened to me id prolly drop to the ground and crawl the fuck away.

[BlazinX1]

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

[Green_Chronic21]

lol nice. sounds like something that would happen to me.

over-analyzing shit.

[Jakkinthebox.]

Hahaha that would've been sooooooo intense. Strange noises always freak me out when i smoke but its funny as hell to laugh about later

[fuzzyl0g1c]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

dude I can't stop laughing at this WHAT THE FUCK. If my dad popped out of a bush i would shit myself.

[Youngboss]

^ man if some body popped up outta my back seat ... while im jammin listenin to music withought a care in the worlld........ i would probabbly have a heart attack.

[dougie3]

damn thats scary man!

[mclovein]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

ROFL!!! buy some pepper spary, see what happesn lol

[psukindherbs]

id beat my dads ass if he pulled that shit

[stonah2]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

damn if someone popped up in the back of my car id end up slugging the person right in the nose before i could even react to who it was lmao

[starchild]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

wow your dad must be bored shitless all the time :P