wow, i just got the shit scared out of me

[xerxes25]

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

Yeah, my dad sometimes comes down to my little woodshop to watch me work, problem is he doesn't announce himself and I listen to loud music. One time I almost cut my had off with a circular saw. I was like "Dude WTF??? You can't just scare me when I'm holding a FUCKING CIRCULAR SAW!!!!"

Anyways creepy-ass story! Dude, if it was me, I'd peace the fuck out mighty quick (probably screaming and tripping over everything)

[built to spill]

Originally Posted by Pompatus

hahahahahahaa.

one time when i was like 8 i was sleeping and i heard a super loud bang in my living room. so being the eight year old that i was, my first thought was, "oh shit, mom just shot dad with a shotgun. so i grab my bat and start creepin out. now mind you i'm about to shit myself. im at my door and all of a sudden i hear..."GOOOOO CHARMANDER!!!" it was one of those pokemon watches that would yell random shit at random times. i nearly fuckin clocked my lamp with the bat. oh and the loud bang was a firework going off at seaworld.

hahahhah GOOO CHARMANDER hahaha thats funny as shit, keep sharing your stories about having the shit scared out of you while you were blazed