wow, i just got the shit scared out of me

[Hawaiian89]

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!! thanks for the laugh, thats gotta be one of the funnier weed stories i heard, i actually laughed my ass off because the story was sounding scary until u said "TURKEY!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH, im laughing again!

aloha

[ryanmetal]

damn dude, a turkey hahaha!

[vcrs]

haha that is pretty fucking funny. doesnt sound like a pussy thing to me, I'd probably freak even if I wasnt high haha

[built to spill]

Originally Posted by Green_Chronic21

lol nice. sounds like something that would happen to me.

over-analyzing shit.

hahah exactly, over-analyzing. hahah

Thanks for reading guys, glad i could give some of you a laugh hahaha.

[codybridges69]

Damn dude that shits intense. Wonder why the jacket was there, though?

[Ba1lz420]

hahaha just...haah

[S.W.E.D.420]

so did the pockets have any dough?

[Polka]

Haha, pussy shit, i probably would have bricked my god damn pants if that happened to me.

also, i actually kinda have a similar story..

So, i was up in my room cheifin bowl at about 1pm or so, no one is home.. all of the sudden i hear my back door slide open(I have sliding glass doors) and slam really hard, then footsteps running around downstairs, at this point i was freakin nuts, so after about a minute or so of loud footsteps on and off, i found a bat and started my way down the stairs while yelling hello who the fuck is there. i get to the bottom of the stairs, bat fully cocked ready to fuck someone up, start turning this corner, and bam my next door neighbor jumps out at me, i have no fucking clue how i stopped myself from smackin him in the dome with the bat... btw my neighbor is a 6'5 crazy ass muh fucka with a pink mohawk and always has some interesting clothes. haha, i wasn't even mad either, it was just relieving that it was him, also he was seeing if i wanted to smizz a blunt, so that kinda cheered me up.



haha crazy shit...

[locc 2ThA brain]

hahah that would scare me too, and dont get me wrong, im no pussy and im not afraid to fight, but theres something about eerie scary shit that can freak the shit outta anyone...

[fatalex]

my god... if that was me, id prolly stop smoking for at least a week

[4twizzy.]

Originally Posted by built to spill

Good evening GC,
I know this may not belong in this section and im sorry, but I want to tell it here.
About half hour ago my dad went out for awhile so I took the chance to hold a quick session. So i went outside because it was just such a nice night out and smoked myself two joints. Well after i smoked them it was just such a nice night out that decided to go for a walk in my woods. Well i decide to walk down the creek and enjoy the wild life. Well i've been walking for about 10 minutes and at this point those two joints hit me pretty good, i was baked. (i still am high as shit lol, so sorry if parts of this don't make sense) Well i came to this kind of dark place in the creek cause tons of trees are there and there is a big waterhole. Well i notice a black thing on the ground so i go to check it out, i kneel down to it and discover it is a very small leather jacket. I examine it and it is actually like a baby's leather jacket, idk maybe a toddlers. So of course i gotta check the pockets who knows, i might find some cash. But i was thinking why this baby's jacket is here, where did it come from? It was kind of creepy finding it and it was in a creepy dark area. I pick it up and then all of the sudden i hear this screeching loud horrific scream. It was one of the worst sounds i have ever heard in my entire life. I can't really describe it, it was this horrific unpleasent screech. IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, my heard dropped, i thought i was going to pass out. Keep in mind i was holding a baby's jacket and let me tell you something, this screech sounded exactly like a little kid maybe a baby screaming in pain. It sounded like something horrible was happening that was hurting a baby so much it made that horrific noise. I WAS SO SCARED, i dont want to sound like a pussy, but im holding this babys jacket wondering wear it came from ,and all of the sudden i hear what i thought was a little kid screaming. This scared the shit out of me because the noise just jolted out, i thought i was going to pass out. Well I look in the direction of the screech and of course, theres a fucking turkey running away, a fucking turkey. Well i was still scared as fucking shit so i just took off running until i got home. Also remember i was high and paranoid. Jesus christ my heart is still pounding. Well thanks for reading guys lol

lol man that is freaky as fuck, reminds of a time that we were up at my friends house which is in the middle of no where and at about 4am after a long ass sesh we heard what we thought was woman screaming, so sitting there dead silent we were listenin in by the 4th or 5th time were realised it was some animal i think it was a bird :S dont remember ... but yeah i know exactly how you feel, being high and having to possibly deal with someone else's drama is not a fun thing. but a funny story none the less.

Originally Posted by BlazinX1

Thats fucked, I thought it was going to be your dad.

My dad fucking creeps up on me all the time. One time I came home and he was in a bush, and another time I had to come home to get something so he hid in the backseat of my car, waited till I drove away and popped out, almost fucking crashed.

I've taken corners at night and he'll pop out. On of these times I'm going to end up shooting him cause he freaks me out so much

YOUR DAD SNEAKS UP ON YOU! LOL! i say one day when it happends next just slap/punch him and pretend to have thought it was someone else .... im sure that'll teach him. or even just do it to him back .......

[thirdworldarmy]

hahahaha . that was a good story. you should have ran after the turkey and killed it for scaring you. then go home and be like "ma...pa...I gots dinna!"

[filthymcnasty]

lmao thats hilarious man i prob wouldve had a heart attack

[dwfblitz]

wow that'd have been a lot scarier if the turkey hadn't come out and shown itself, leaving you wondering what the sound was. like one time at about 2 AM I was bored sitting in my room, and I heard this sort of moaning, hissing sound coming from outside my window across the street, followed by this sort of snarling, ripping, tearing noise. sounded like a werewolf eating a cat. fucking terrifying and I never figured out what caused it

[Pompatus]

Originally Posted by dwfblitz

wow that'd have been a lot scarier if the turkey hadn't come out and shown itself, leaving you wondering what the sound was. like one time at about 2 AM I was bored sitting in my room, and I heard this sort of moaning, hissing sound coming from outside my window across the street, followed by this sort of snarling, ripping, tearing noise. sounded like a werewolf eating a cat. fucking terrifying and I never figured out what caused it

hahahahahahaa.

one time when i was like 8 i was sleeping and i heard a super loud bang in my living room. so being the eight year old that i was, my first thought was, "oh shit, mom just shot dad with a shotgun. so i grab my bat and start creepin out. now mind you i'm about to shit myself. im at my door and all of a sudden i hear..."GOOOOO CHARMANDER!!!" it was one of those pokemon watches that would yell random shit at random times. i nearly fuckin clocked my lamp with the bat. oh and the loud bang was a firework going off at seaworld.