Sh*t! Might have a drug test in 2 and a half days...

[weedingwiggles]

So my parents have been contemplating buying a drug test after finding an eighth in my room...they say they might give it to me sunday morning, after a party...i just smoked 4 hours ago...what the hell should i do?

[JacobR]

You could always take that pill that makes you itchy and stuff, I forget the name, a friend of mine used it but it made him feel awful. If I were you, just fail, get it in the open. Some things you just force your parents to accept.

[ek9steven]

well if they found that eighth...tell them not to waste their money cause you will fail it...thats if you just want to man up.

unless you made some excuse that its not yours and blah blah blah

you could get some b-vitamins(niacin) to clear out..

[Meursault]

Well I don't see the point in a test if they found your stash but if you want to pass it then you better start drinking now. Drink as much water as you can (without going overboard and dying like a dumbass.) If it's a home test you can dilute your piss with warm water assuming they aren't going to watch you, or you can put a drop of bleach in it also.

[WEEZYx420]

Man up dude...Just man up! My mom once told me if she knew I smoked she would break my fingers...Now we smoke together

[jomoyo069]

if they found the weed, its obvious that you smoke it.. if u wanna pass the drug test however, i would recommend getting some detox..

[tokasmoka]

i've found that if you're completely honest with the parents then they really don't have shit on you. Just be like "i smoke weed and if you give me a drug test i'll probably fail it." then they can't nag you about it anymore. saves alot of time i think. and ask for your weed back too.

[Ba1lz420]

Originally Posted by JacobR

You could always take that pill that makes you itchy and stuff, I forget the name, a friend of mine used it but it made him feel awful. If I were you, just fail, get it in the open. Some things you just force your parents to accept.

its called Niacin, and its a bitch
made me turn BRIGHT RED felt like the worst sunburn all over you body.

[Demonballer]

I would just tell them you would fail it. Then try your best to just have a conversation with them about it and maybe you can talk them out of punishing you. It worked for me.

Unless you already started lying to them about it and said it was not yours or something like that. Then just stick with it and buy some detox.

[Gumbo]

Originally Posted by Demonballer

I would just tell them you would fail it. Then try your best to just have a conversation with them about it and maybe you can talk them out of punishing you. It worked for me.

Do this.

[Yero]

and evidence on its safety etc. and explain you only use responsibly. talk to your parents like an adult and you're much better off

[enjoythesilence]

Originally Posted by tokasmoka

i've found that if you're completely honest with the parents then they really don't have shit on you. Just be like "i smoke weed and if you give me a drug test i'll probably fail it." then they can't nag you about it anymore. saves alot of time i think. and ask for your weed back too.

i actually told a potential employer that i'd fail the drug test since they told me hiring hinges on the passing of a DT. then he started asking me how long it would take to get clean and he'd try to postpone the offer until then. i should be getting that offer soon (they called a couple days ago and said HR is still approving the job). i thought that was pretty badass and went totally the opposite way of what i expected

and my parents still don't know i smoke

[heated]

Even with Niacin and chugging water I dont think you would pass the test if its in 2 days. Get a friends clean piss?

[Meursault]

Originally Posted by heated

Even with Niacin and chugging water I dont think you would pass the test if its in 2 days. Get a friends clean piss?

Depends on how heavy a smoker the OP is. If that last time they smoked was the only time within two weeks or something then it's entirely possible.

[GDPlover]

just put some liquid bleach in a visine bottle piss in the cup and then squirt 2 to 3 drops in it and your good to go