Me and my friends IM conversation (funny)!

[Hash Browns]

Haha, me and my friend(Polka on the forums) were talking on AIM tonight as some of his crazy rants sparked a post idea...


What are some of your guys most funny/weird/crazy high rants?? Oh btw, i cut to this part in the conversation, earlier he told me that he just found a new hook up, he smoked 1 bowl with a friend, but didn't get a real feel for the high)

Without further ado, here is the conversation.

boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:25:56 PM)</aim:timestamp>: Yo dude
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:26:22 PM)</aim:timestamp>: im gonna go test some of this chronic
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:26:35 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol k
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:26:41 PM)</aim:timestamp>: let me know what its like
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:32:23 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i didnt even smoke
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:32:39 PM)</aim:timestamp>: why not man
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:32:40 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i just walked in my bathroom and forgot what i was gonna do
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:32:47 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahahaha
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:32:59 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i was like, i dont have to go to the bathroom
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:33:08 PM)</aim:timestamp>: and then went downstairs and got some food
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:33:21 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahah fuckin stoner
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:33:32 PM)</aim:timestamp>: andy made me this pizza
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:33:34 PM)</aim:timestamp>: its so fuckin good
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:33:46 PM)</aim:timestamp>: does it have 2 layers?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:33:48 PM)</aim:timestamp>: yeah
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:33:56 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude so did that other one
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:34:02 PM)</aim:timestamp>: its got fuckin sauce in the crust
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:34:16 PM)</aim:timestamp>: shit, the one i got didnt have that
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:34:27 PM)</aim:timestamp>: its the best pizza ive ever had
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:34:54 PM)</aim:timestamp>: what would you do first, eat the pizza or smoke?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:35:30 PM)</aim:timestamp>: im gonna eat half, go smoke a bowl, eat the other half, smoke another bowl
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:35:53 PM)</aim:timestamp>: make another piece, was rinse repeat, yah mean
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:35:56 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wash*
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:36:09 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahaha hell yeah
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:37:59 PM)</aim:timestamp>: alright, i just almost ate the whole thing
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:38:22 PM)</aim:timestamp>: how big is it
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:38:36 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i only have crust left
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:39:29 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i mean i might as well eat it
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:39:40 PM)</aim:timestamp>: shiit
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:40:54 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol wait, wtf, am i saying i gotta save this
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (10:41:17 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (10:43:47 PM)</aim:timestamp>: k, brb
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:09:52 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hey fuck a smith and wesson i got my, nine at my chest and i got my dimebag of stress weed, a 40 oz of OE
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:10:02 PM)</aim:timestamp>: k
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:10:08 PM)</aim:timestamp>: LOL!
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:10:23 PM)</aim:timestamp>: did you test out that chronic?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:10:51 PM)</aim:timestamp>: no, and be no i mean tacos, and by tacos, i mean yes
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:11:05 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wttf????
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:11:13 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:11:19 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i am to high right now
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:11:28 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol how much u smoke
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:11:44 PM)</aim:timestamp>: 1.75 bowls
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:11:54 PM)</aim:timestamp>: fo real?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:11:56 PM)</aim:timestamp>: yes
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:12:06 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i iz the highest i've ever been in so long
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:12:17 PM)</aim:timestamp>: no shit?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:12:36 PM)</aim:timestamp>: no shizzle
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:12:45 PM)</aim:timestamp>: shit bro
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:13:13 PM)</aim:timestamp>: omg
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:13:18 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:13:47 PM)</aim:timestamp>: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:13:52 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ????
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:13:56 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ?.?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:14:00 PM)</aim:timestamp>: KEK
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:14:09 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude, thats the best face ever
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:14:14 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i have never seen that before
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:14:18 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahah
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:14:47 PM)</aim:timestamp>: (o?.?)o
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:15:52 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wtf is KEK, and what was that OMG!!!! for
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:16:14 PM)</aim:timestamp>: if your alliance, and you see a horde say lol, it comes out as Kek
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:16:28 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahahaha
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:17:04 PM)</aim:timestamp>: if your horde and an alliance says lol, its Bur, but thats nearly as good as kek
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:17:16 PM)</aim:timestamp>: kekekeke
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:17:19 PM)</aim:timestamp>: k.
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:17:24 PM)</aim:timestamp>: LO
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:17:27 PM)</aim:timestamp>: L.
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:17:33 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahaha
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:18:03 PM)</aim:timestamp>: whoa dude
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:18:14 PM)</aim:timestamp>: this car drove past my house, and it was loud as shit
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:18:28 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ur prob just baked
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:18:37 PM)</aim:timestamp>: probably
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:18:46 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:18:50 PM)</aim:timestamp>: LOL
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:19:16 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude, whats some BA shiznit i can slizz tizzle
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:19:34 PM)</aim:timestamp>: whoa, lizzle not slizz
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:19:42 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wtf is slizz, lol!
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:20:04 PM)</aim:timestamp>: what kind of ba r u in the mood for?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:20:18 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i mean, just some good stuff yah mean
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:20:38 PM)</aim:timestamp>: um, gime a sec, ill find u somethin
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:20:45 PM)</aim:timestamp>: haha, ight
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:20:50 PM)</aim:timestamp>: look up k-rino btw
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:21:02 PM)</aim:timestamp>: tell me if you like that shit
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:21:28 PM)</aim:timestamp>: k
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:23:52 PM)</aim:timestamp>: he has some pretty tight shit
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:25:32 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol, i just left jay the funniest message
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:25:49 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i dont even know what i said
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:25:52 PM)</aim:timestamp>: whatd it say
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:25:54 PM)</aim:timestamp>: shit
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:26:49 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i was like, hey, this is the taco man, i have an order of tacos and i am outside your room, ok................................................ ........( really fucking long pause with me trying to hold back laughter)........................... ok bye
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:27:03 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahahahahahha
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:27:13 PM)</aim:timestamp>: LOL
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:27:23 PM)</aim:timestamp>: thats some crazy shit bro
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:27:49 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:28:00 PM)</aim:timestamp>: shit bro, i am really fuckin high right now
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:28:28 PM)</aim:timestamp>: Im not sure if i am supposed to be this high
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:28:39 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:29:08 PM)</aim:timestamp>: like, that message probably isnt funny at all
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:29:16 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hes probably gonna be like, wtf is this shit
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:29:50 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude, i was laughing and im not high
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:30:27 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol, you need get jay to show oyu the messasge
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:30:33 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i will
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:30:33 PM)</aim:timestamp>: omg, i could not think how to word that
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:30:57 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol u want to hear some spongebob-like music?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:31:05 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i mean, sure
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:31:09 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol ok
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:31:24 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wait, did you listen to that k-rino shit
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:31:46 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ill donwload some
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:31:54 PM)</aim:timestamp>: you tube it son
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:31:58 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ok
ATTENTION<aim:timestamp> (11:32:14 PM)</aim:timestamp>: Transfer complete: Dream Island (Instrumental).mp3.
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:32:38 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol, wtf is this shit
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:32:58 PM)</aim:timestamp>: this is the craziest shit ive ever heard
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:33:18 PM)</aim:timestamp>: lol, i duno i download it and i was like shit, im gona listen to this when im baked sometme and itl be like im in bikini bottom
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:33:35 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude, its some crazy shit
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:33:40 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahaha
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:33:50 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i think its telling me to worship satan
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:33:57 PM)</aim:timestamp>: WTF???
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:34:01 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i dunno, maybe im readin git wrong
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:34:30 PM)</aim:timestamp>: yeah bro, that shit is suposed to be mellow
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:34:39 PM)</aim:timestamp>: exactly
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:35:27 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i have no idea why i said exactly there
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:37:47 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i mean, i wasnt really hearing satanic shit anyway, i just thought i'd tell you that, and then the next time you think you hear some crazy satanic shit, lol, then i drag you on this huge crazy adventure quest, in which you end up spending your life savings to fund all of your equipment, that which includes a mini portable marijuana growing facility, crazy ass jet pack thing, uhh and some other shit.
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:39:13 PM)</aim:timestamp>: dude,r u sure that weed hasnt been diped in dat "bud enhancer"?
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:40:08 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ok so anyway you go on this quest where you have to go find this hiddin temple in the forests of south america, to find the tablet of hades, but then the evil cornelous turn on you and he fuckin summons the twin headed dragon known as, SMOLTOR, the ROOR.
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:40:38 PM)</aim:timestamp>: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HxG0NqssIYA&feature=related
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:41:04 PM)</aim:timestamp>: You should probably buy some of this weed
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:41:07 PM)</aim:timestamp>: wtf bro, wtf is goin on in your head right now
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:41:17 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i dunno dude
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:42:18 PM)</aim:timestamp>: id say im a good level 9 you know what i mean, and when you give someone that high, a chance to think, what comes out is pretty fucked up
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:42:33 PM)</aim:timestamp>: hahahahha
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:43:20 PM)</aim:timestamp>: this song is some crazy fuckin magic, lol
lost5oo<aim:timestamp> (11:44:10 PM)</aim:timestamp>: ight bro, ig2g, but i want to buy some uh dat weed tomrow
boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:44:19 PM)</aim:timestamp>: haha, ight

[RedBullGotWings]

if i was in the mood to read a story i would be in the real life stories section.
please post in the right forum

[MSOE Toker]

Originally Posted by RedBullGotWings

im not reading this.
because if i was in the mood to read a story i would be in the real life stories section.
please post in the right forum

Who the fuck cares? This shit is funny!

[pmk]

I'm sure he's real butthurt you didn't read it.

Decent read, made me giggle :P

[SmokeMoreWeed]

Originally Posted by RedBullGotWings

im not reading this.
because if i was in the mood to read a story i would be in the real life stories section.
please post in the right forum

[Hash Browns]

Haha, thanks pmk and MSOE, im glad you thought it was funny to.

Care you share any high ramblings?

[dankstagof]

Originally Posted by Hash Browns

boosy4life<aim:timestamp> (11:26:49 PM)</aim:timestamp>: i was like, hey, this is the taco man, i have an order of tacos and i am outside your room, ok................................................ ........( really fucking long pause with me trying to hold back laughter)........................... ok bye

i laughed so hard at that, because it's so something i would do stoned. all my friends would just be like: what the fuck?

amazing.

+rep to you good sir.

[i<3chrondo]

Originally Posted by MSOE Toker

Who the fuck cares? This shit is funny!

Originally Posted by SmokeMoreWeed

you guys act like the rules are meaningless, though its not really a huge deal, you straight up broke the rules, theres no way around that. funny convo though.

[theVirtuoso]

I can't believe I knew KEK meaned LOL, haha.... that's not good.