How Did I Not Just Get Caught? True Story

[rastasman420]

Alright so like 10 mins. ago my mom came into my room right as I was putting my G bag away. I didn't hear her coming so right whne I saw the door start to open I quickly put the G bag in my pocket. Now my moms not an idiot so she asked me to empty my pockets, It was real obvious something was up cause I was just standing in the middle oF my room with my hand in my pocket and I bet I looked kinda nervous to. So just a I was about to give up and take my punishment my sister From the other room called my mom. Right when she turned around I took the bag out, dropped it and stepped on it. my mom still asked me to empty my pockets but she didn't Find shit! Thank god. My moms so gay.

[RANCHO420]

When I Was Living At Home That Shit Wouls Happen All The Time And Me Being A G And All Got Away With It All The Time. One Time When My Mom Told Me To Empty My Pockits I Had A Peace Amd A Like A Half Single So I Put My Hands In My Pockit And Grabed The Bud In One Hand And The Peace In The Other And And Pulled My Pockits In Side Out With My Thumb And Index Finger Sense The Bud And Peace Where In My Hands She Didnt See Any Thing

[alienscience]

Lolz, ftw. Thats all I have to say.

[Tuk2]

I've gotten way closer like, everyday. Half of smoking is planning how to get away with it living at home, that includes smoking outside out of site of windows, avoiding being suspicious, and most of all not looking stoned of smelling like it is the hard one. And packing bowls, measuring, grinding, the smell, and hiding your stash is tough too.

[Royalblunts]

thank god im movin out of my house in a few months.

p.s. admin is gonna get mad

[rnc3147]

I've acquired the art of stealth toking after a while, but its all good now that I don't live at home.

[anarkin]

I found the best way around it with my mother was to come out and tell her straight up I smoked pot. After that I didn't have to worry to much about shit, aslong as it was not in direct sight I was good, I even got to blaze on the back porch as long as we didn't have any guests over.

[stonah2]

yeah my rents never really cared if i smoked greens but ... if i had a g back i woulda just held the g in my hand when she told me to empty my pockets its hard to explain but if u put your hands in your pocket grab the g bag and grab ur pockets to flip em inside out (bunny ears) you hold onto the ears by the tip with a fist and the G's in your hand no one notices it