Daring Smoking Sessions

[dabum]

Left a house party with this dude that we just met for a little bit to hotbox a car down the street. Little did we know, the party was being broken up by the cops, and the squad car shined those damn flashlights at us right when we opened the windows. I fabreezed the car with the quickness, and he didn't smell anything...just told us to walk back to the party, and that if we were caught driving, we'd be going to jail.

[darkblaze45]

I'm glad so many dudes and gals have shared their stories on this thread. Let me share one of my stories with you

I was going to Mexico City for my cousin's wedding, and decided I would cross bud across the border, past airport security. I got a pack of Marlboro 100s and took out the tobacco, then filled it with bud. I filled all 20 cigarettes in there, and still had more for when I would get back home. My parents and I went to the airport, and I snuck the pack in my backpack, which passed through the Xray, but its bud…they can’t find it, and they didn’t search. It felt good, knowing I just fooled high security. At Mexico City airport I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes and Clear Eyes drops, and it was mid-day. At the hotel, I figured a good place to smoke would be on the roof. There is always trouble in this part of the world: hostage-taking, theft, murder, ransom. But I figured I had come this far, why not push it through until the end. I went to the roof, on the top floor of this huge hotel. I was protected from view of the police because of the metal roof around me. No one ever showed up or gave me a scare.

I could see the view from rectangular holes in the metal, and needless to say I fell in love with the city that day. I kept doing this every three hours, and it proved to be a great smoking spot. I would have a Lucky Strike every time I killed a joint to get the smell off. I had a wedding the next day, and I went out back to have a joint at the wedding reception. It was fucking great, other cousins I had not known were smoking too, from local herbs. At first they were paranoid because I was much younger than them and they thought I would be a straight-edge. What would you do to fix the situation? I casually took out one of my Marlboro jacks and started to toke. Almost instantly they accepted me saying in Spanish, “Hey man, come over here, toke with us, let’s celebrate.” They were really cool people, and we chilled out at the wedding the whole night. They served every kind of alcohol imaginable there too, I preferred the Tequila. By the close of the night I had only seven jacks left. The next day we left for home around 4pm, so I went back to my smoking spot at the hotel every two hours. Before we left, we had a huge brunch with all these awesome foods and deserts. Before we got on the plane, I smoked my last Marlboro jay outside of the airport and my dad came up to me. I thought he would smell it, but he had started to smoke a cigar and that took the smell away. My whole family and I had a great time at the wedding, but I’m pretty sure I had one of the best trips in my life that week.

[Highbinder]

Back in halls me and my flatmates were hotboxing our living room, when another comes into the room..

him: "dude, police."
me: "haha what?"
him: "po-li-ce"
me: "hahah what, dude? hahahah"
him: "the fuckin police are out in the hallway about the theft and all i can smell is fucking weed"
me:

We were totally oblivious to the fact there were 2 policemen in our flat talking to one of my flatmates in the hallway. I guess that'd be considered sketch. IIRC we just bailed out the window.

[COOOL]

Ive smoked a few bowls in front of the parliament building in ottawa at night...

Clam baked a friends car while he was in the bathroom on some ferry crossing a lake with cars everywhere around us...

Brought a half oz to a college camping trip...and in the morning the instructors said they have been smelling pot and they are cancelling the trip...everyone still got the credits for it...but we all got out 2 days early...everyone was very happy that we got to leave early!!

Me an a few friends were smokin on a car ride to a casino...we turn a corner and theres a road block with a k-9 unit...we were scared shitless...we pulled up and without even talking to us...he just waved us through!!! classic!

[kajtaz_ballin]

well it was my b day a few months back and i knew this guy who gave me an ounce for 20 hes a good vriend right so i get home from work and my parents go out so i toke up as usual and smoked like half of it so i was fucked then they got home and it turns out they bought me a boxing set thing worth like 600 dollors and i had to build itr myself

it was wikd

[xkingingx]

1. I had a nice wake n bake because nobody was home. I went outside in my PJ Bottoms, a beater and a jacket with my slippers on.(Mind you this was in the middle of winter) My dad pulls into the driveway and I had to walk all the way to my friend's house which is 30 minutes away!

2. My family had a huge reunion and I saw my cousin who grows. Needless to say we snuck out, smoked a few joints and ran back inside. The whole family was saying it smelled like skunk in the basement!(Which is where we chilled after)

[thatcrazydude]

smoked in the bathroom at school i was sketchin out so bad i barely held my hits in and didnt get that high
the other time we were at the mall and it was to fuckin cold outside so we decided to smoke in the bathroom and the mall janitor people were right outside cleanin the other one or somethin but we didnt get cuaght and it was quite successfull

[j3nsen]

I smoke on my way to school, and just about any other place while driving.. I have a one hitter that looks like a cigarette so I just light it like it's a cigarette haha. Besides, around here nobody really cares, I've never had any problems with the pigs.

[Mordecai]

Grandparents hotel room.

[hmxx]

I've been smoking in my bathroom, at least twice a week, for the past 2 years and my rents have no idea..You think that will add some inches to my dick? haha.

[cspcdawg]

Behind an elementary school, chillin smoking a blunt, then the recess bell rang, ruined are session.

[Mike.]

One time me and my friend went to this elementary school in the summer, and at the end of each hallway there are exit doors. On the outside they are like coves and you can stand in there when its raining or snowing. Well we were chilling there and smoking pipes so that we weren't visible from around since there are houses close by. Well right at the end of the session, the door opens the principal walks out and says "This is a no smoking campus blah blah blah and we just bolted off it was scary as shit cops came too but we already left.

Another time we were smoking at a park and when we left out the trail, a cop car was right there, my friend kept going but i turned around and sped off the other way (we were on bikes) through the trails as fast as I could and down a ton of streets like I rode so fast for sooo long. Saw a couple cops but dodged them and he was followed by an undercover cop.

Another time we went to the mall and posted up at my friends warehouse to smoke a blunt. His uncle owns the place but theres one right next to his. Theres an abandon school bus there so we smoked a blunt in it. We left but wanted to smoke another and couldn't find another spot, so we went back. We were parked and i was about to roll a blunt when I look up and see a police car and van pull in that were marked Fire Chief. I was like holy shit!!! I fired up the engine, went out the way they jsut came in which was the only entrance. They circled around and followed me. I sped up the street to the main street and almost hit a car. Went on the main street, turned left onto another and was goign 45 in a 25. Hopped on the freeway and went back towards my house to another town. It was scary shit I had a quarter on me and blunts, lighters, visine, etc all while driving my dads truck.

I have so many stories like these haha.

Another time I was at a party and we were all smoking in this back room watching a movie, some horror movie. Well right after I passed the pipe to this chick, a cop walks in with a flashlight and busts her. I was shittin my pants. We all had to get out of the room and me and my buddy ditched our bud in that room. They lined us up but I snuck over into the other crowd. What happened was most people were in the main part of the basement drinking and the cops came down after they were let in the house. Well they didn't even know about the room we were in but the movie was loud and they were like "Oh are you hiding someone in here?" And they opened the door and all us were in there, probaly 10-15 of us. The cops were detaining everyone and one was blocking off the door to the upstairs. Well he turned his back to say something to the other cop who was saying how he busted us with bud. When he turned I ran up the stairs and out the house down the street.

[Aurora Borealis]

About a year ago my friends and I Christened my buddies new bowl by baking out a church basement. Pun intended.

[doobiebro555]

aiight how bout THIS?? me and my friend (who truly was a bad kid btw) need a ride down to the ghetto in the city where i live at (im in the suburbs) because theres a party at this kids house who im with, and we needed to get some vodka, and he knows people down there (this kids black, and hes a drug dealer. that was NOT suggestive or racist in any way. i was just lettin u guys know.) and were supposed to take the rta but it wasnt comin so he said "lets go take my friends car in the high school parkin lot" and i said hell no, but he eventually convinced me to do it. we were only supposed to b down there 4 like 15 mins, but then he convinces me to smoke a blunt, and he eventually won, and we smoked a couple blunts, when were in a stolen car, down in the ghetto at 8;00 at nite. u may think this isnt terrible, but it ended up makin us loose track of time, so we were down there till 10:30 and then we got arrested and i ALMOST got shot by a cop. lol. WOW

[cornerthat]

I've hit bowls and blow clouds out the window on my bus(high school senior) almost every morning, sometimes use a sploof when its cold. I've smoked under the stage in my schools main gym when there wasn't a gym class in there, next period a grade 9 girls fitness class was canceled because of the smell lol