Work: On Weed

Native_Toker · #1 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 06:17 PM

What's the funniest/stupidest/weirdest/most embarassing thing you have ever done at work while you were stoned?

I work at RadioShack as a salesman and we get a lot of up close work with customers and one day me and one of my co-workers were stoned as hell at work and there was a customer in the bathroom and we didn't know he was even in the store. So "todd" and I were, for some reason or another, talking about taking a shower and I was jokingly showing him how to wash balls to get "the best clean for you groin" lol and this customer had already walked out of the bathroom and was standing behind me watching the whole thing! it was so hilarious and embarassing. I helped the customer and when he left me and todd just starting cracking the hell up and decided maybe we had gotted too stoned for work.

Native_Toker · #2 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 06:31 PM

nobody messes up when they're stoned at work?

RedSorcerer · #3 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 06:38 PM

So I'm an independent graphic designer.
I was working for a family friend a while back, doing advertising for his hockey shop.
In short, it's a Tuesday afternoon, I'm sitting in his office, working. Mind you, I'm always baked off my ass at his place.
He comes into the office and asks me how my morning was.
I simply reply, "the goat is in the laundry hamper."
I was waayyy too stoned for work that day =P

Native_Toker · #4 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 06:45 PM

haha I remember one time I was so stoned and a customer asked me where something was and I had forgot where it was and walked him all the way around the store like twice before realizing we had taken that product off the shelf the day before lol

hempdude420 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:03 PM

Well i used to work at a pizza place and when the boss wasn't around I would go behind the dumpster and smoke a couple bowls. So one time I was high at work and this girl I was working with told me to watch the ovens. It was time for a sheet pizza to come out of the oven, so I put the pizza on the paddle you use to take shit out of the oven. The pizza was hanging over the edge of the paddle and I didn't even notice. The pizza began to slip over the paddle and its corner got cut by the edge of the paddle. I turned around to place the pizza down quickly but this kid left his trays of bacon on the table. So, I kicked them to the floor with my foot and all of the oil on the trays got on the floor and I couldn't even walk it was so slippery.
But then this other guy I work with helped me put cheese over the ripped part of the pizza and we made it look good and gave it to the customer anyways. I felt like such an idiot...

Ezav420 · #6 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:07 PM

one time after finishing making the pizza, instead of turning around and putting it in the oven, i turned around, walked past the oven and followed my boss to the back of the store.

then we both started crackin up cuz i was totally faaaaded. Its coo though, cuz i blazed with him.

Native_Toker · #7 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hempdude420

Well i used to work at a pizza place and when the boss wasn't around I would go behind the dumpster and smoke a couple bowls. So one time I was high at work and this girl I was working with told me to watch the ovens. It was time for a sheet pizza to come out of the oven, so I put the pizza on the paddle you use to take shit out of the oven. The pizza was hanging over the edge of the paddle and I didn't even notice. The pizza began to slip over the paddle and its corner got cut by the edge of the paddle. I turned around to place the pizza down quickly but this kid left his trays of bacon on the table. So, I kicked them to the floor with my foot and all of the oil on the trays got on the floor and I couldn't even walk it was so slippery.
But then this other guy I work with helped me put cheese over the ripped part of the pizza and we made it look good and gave it to the customer anyways. I felt like such an idiot...

that would have really sucked if you had slipped on the oil and threw the pizza haha. atleast that guy was there to help. did he know you were high?

hlavinkdastink · #8 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:10 PM

I normally get high and landscape for 8 hours a day at a golf course...well...one day I had to work inside (dealing with all the fucking customers stoned)...but i couldnt stop saying "what?" everytime a customer or a coworker would say something...i probably said what 50 times that day...

stonerboywonder · #9 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by hlavinkdastink

I normally get high and landscape for 8 hours a day at a golf course...well...one day I had to work inside (dealing with all the fucking customers stoned)...but i couldnt stop saying "what?" everytime a customer or a coworker would say something...i probably said what 50 times that day...

ive been there, somebody comes in and asks a 5 minute long question. then i zone out completely and just say what and have them repeat the whole thing. then i just say i have no idea and go back to playing games on my computer.

sketchy1190 · #10 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:24 PM

recently i was smoking by the dumpster and i walked back into work and as soon as got to the register i burped up smoke...it was funny

Native_Toker · #11 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 07:37 PM

haha i just remembered this
I used to work at mcdonalds and one time i was making burgers and i was so stoned i thought the screen said 12 double cheeseburgers (it said 2) so i started shooting out hardcore double cheeseburgers for no reason at all!

stonerboywonder · #12 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sketchy1190

recently i was smoking by the dumpster and i walked back into work and as soon as got to the register i burped up smoke...it was funny

i burp up smoke a lot when i take huge hits out of my little glass piece. i thought i was the only person who swollowed smoke from time to time.

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Originally Posted by Native_Toker

haha i just remembered this
I used to work at mcdonalds and one time i was making burgers and i was so stoned i thought the screen said 12 double cheeseburgers (it said 2) so i started shooting out hardcore double cheeseburgers for no reason at all!

you just had the munchies.

Cork · #13 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Native_Toker

haha i just remembered this
I used to work at mcdonalds and one time i was making burgers and i was so stoned i thought the screen said 12 double cheeseburgers (it said 2) so i started shooting out hardcore double cheeseburgers for no reason at all!

Weed expands the stomach, and the mind.

Mr.swisher1 · #14 (**permalink**) 02-17-2008, 09:00 PM

lol these are grate i cant stop laugfin
ok this wasnt a work but it reminds me one time bak in like 7th 8th grade me an my homie got all fucked up an decided to make some soup an so we turned on tha burner an about 10mins later we check it to c if its hot a my frined stuck his finger in an was like wtf its fuckin cold then we smell some thing an start to see some smoke an ob the other burner there was some plastic fruit tray an it was meltin an smokin we were like ohh shit that dumb ass turned on tha wrong burner lol then we were like fuck it lets klean it up 2marrow it will be easyer but it was rock solid on the stove an his mom was pissed haha

Go'zilla! · #15 (**permalink**) 02-18-2008, 12:37 AM

first off, i like the funny little thread title. clever half baked line from jon stewart. 1+

and for what i do..well, we do (2 of my friends from gradeschool, high school, and college work with me as cooks at a restaraunt).

theres a label-maker in the mrg"s office for labeling shelves in the freezer. foods easier to find when ur stoned that way.so i dont complain.

but sometimes we take it, and print out labels for everything. we think up clever (at least to us when were baked) names for things all over the restaurant's.
its pretty fnny, some of the shit we come up with.
the best is watching customers find them labels and shit

its alot funnier after a 7 hour shift and a blunt..

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#1 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 06:17 PM
Native_Toker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 54	Work: On Weed What's the funniest/stupidest/weirdest/most embarassing thing you have ever done at work while you were stoned? I work at RadioShack as a salesman and we get a lot of up close work with customers and one day me and one of my co-workers were stoned as hell at work and there was a customer in the bathroom and we didn't know he was even in the store. So "todd" and I were, for some reason or another, talking about taking a shower and I was jokingly showing him how to wash balls to get "the best clean for you groin" lol and this customer had already walked out of the bathroom and was standing behind me watching the whole thing! it was so hilarious and embarassing. I helped the customer and when he left me and todd just starting cracking the hell up and decided maybe we had gotted too stoned for work.

#2 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 06:31 PM
Native_Toker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 54	nobody messes up when they're stoned at work?

#3 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 06:38 PM
RedSorcerer Ganja Ganja Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Camarillo/Malibu Posts: 1,366	So I'm an independent graphic designer. I was working for a family friend a while back, doing advertising for his hockey shop. In short, it's a Tuesday afternoon, I'm sitting in his office, working. Mind you, I'm always baked off my ass at his place. He comes into the office and asks me how my morning was. I simply reply, "the goat is in the laundry hamper." I was waayyy too stoned for work that day =P __________________ -RedSorcerer

#4 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 06:45 PM
Native_Toker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 54	haha I remember one time I was so stoned and a customer asked me where something was and I had forgot where it was and walked him all the way around the store like twice before realizing we had taken that product off the shelf the day before lol

#5 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:03 PM
hempdude420 Bob Dylan's Long Lost Son Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Western NY, USA Posts: 697	Well i used to work at a pizza place and when the boss wasn't around I would go behind the dumpster and smoke a couple bowls. So one time I was high at work and this girl I was working with told me to watch the ovens. It was time for a sheet pizza to come out of the oven, so I put the pizza on the paddle you use to take shit out of the oven. The pizza was hanging over the edge of the paddle and I didn't even notice. The pizza began to slip over the paddle and its corner got cut by the edge of the paddle. I turned around to place the pizza down quickly but this kid left his trays of bacon on the table. So, I kicked them to the floor with my foot and all of the oil on the trays got on the floor and I couldn't even walk it was so slippery. But then this other guy I work with helped me put cheese over the ripped part of the pizza and we made it look good and gave it to the customer anyways. I felt like such an idiot...

#6 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:07 PM
Ezav420 Fly Young Fella Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Seattle. Posts: 4,630	one time after finishing making the pizza, instead of turning around and putting it in the oven, i turned around, walked past the oven and followed my boss to the back of the store. then we both started crackin up cuz i was totally faaaaded. Its coo though, cuz i blazed with him. __________________ THIZZ IN PEACE WHATSTHATSMELL

#8 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:10 PM
hlavinkdastink Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeast, Ohio Posts: 243	I normally get high and landscape for 8 hours a day at a golf course...well...one day I had to work inside (dealing with all the fucking customers stoned)...but i couldnt stop saying "what?" everytime a customer or a coworker would say something...i probably said what 50 times that day...

#10 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:24 PM
sketchy1190 Registered Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 163	recently i was smoking by the dumpster and i walked back into work and as soon as got to the register i burped up smoke...it was funny

#11 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 07:37 PM
Native_Toker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 54	haha i just remembered this I used to work at mcdonalds and one time i was making burgers and i was so stoned i thought the screen said 12 double cheeseburgers (it said 2) so i started shooting out hardcore double cheeseburgers for no reason at all!

#14 (permalink) 02-17-2008, 09:00 PM
Mr.swisher1 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 308	lol these are grate i cant stop laugfin ok this wasnt a work but it reminds me one time bak in like 7th 8th grade me an my homie got all fucked up an decided to make some soup an so we turned on tha burner an about 10mins later we check it to c if its hot a my frined stuck his finger in an was like wtf its fuckin cold then we smell some thing an start to see some smoke an ob the other burner there was some plastic fruit tray an it was meltin an smokin we were like ohh shit that dumb ass turned on tha wrong burner lol then we were like fuck it lets klean it up 2marrow it will be easyer but it was rock solid on the stove an his mom was pissed haha

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#15 (permalink) 02-18-2008, 12:37 AM
Go'zilla! Is probably high Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nasti Nati Posts: 51	first off, i like the funny little thread title. clever half baked line from jon stewart. 1+ and for what i do..well, we do (2 of my friends from gradeschool, high school, and college work with me as cooks at a restaraunt). theres a label-maker in the mrg"s office for labeling shelves in the freezer. foods easier to find when ur stoned that way.so i dont complain. but sometimes we take it, and print out labels for everything. we think up clever (at least to us when were baked) names for things all over the restaurant's. its pretty fnny, some of the shit we come up with. the best is watching customers find them labels and shit its alot funnier after a 7 hour shift and a blunt.. __________________ "If you wear too many socks, your feet wont fit in your shoes."