Work: On Weed

[enevitable]

Originally Posted by i LoVe AcId

I got real high one morning and went to work at this cafe. The first people that showed were regulers and they knew I was baked. I did not know how to work the cash regester and I fuckd up their order like three times. Then my boss had to show me and I forgot again and then pretty much started to beat the shit out of the cash register. As I was doing this the microwave was on ,(not knowing) and it ran for atleast 15 minutes untill I took it out. It was hot as shit so I thought I should cool it down with water. Got it wet and it fucking shaters every where, I dont work their anymore

wow
how do people act so dumb when they are high?

[moose420]

i just thought of another pretty funny one...i moved up to new york for the summer and lived with my sister and she got me a job at the lincoln mercury dealership she works at as the lot guy. We lived like 3 min from the place and i got an hour for lunch every day so i would always just got back to the apartment and smoke a bowl and watch some espn first take for that hour. One day i came back and there was really nothing to do around the lot so the owner asked me to pick up some fertlizer and fertlize the lawn out front. After i was done i asked where i should put the leftover fertlizer (which was a decent amount) and he told me to dump it on the lawn and obviously i was stoned off my ass.....so thats what i did haha just dumped it all in one spot on the lawn lol

I did think it was weird that he told me to dump it on the lawn so i did dump it in a spot that was somewhat hidden. About a 1/2 hour later he comes and finds me and was like what did u do with the fertlizer? and i was like i dumped it on the lawn like u said haha he just shook his head and told me to go pick it up, i was like well in my defense u did say dump it on the lawn, not spread it on the lawn lol he just laughed and walked away (had to know i was stoned lol). For the next 30 min i was out there scoopin up fertilizer with a broom and one of those things u push garbage into and laughin about it the whole time hahaha my sister says people there still bring it up....but they were all on my side saying they probably would of done the same thing if he told them to dump it haha