Work: On Weed

[A-STONED-APE]

Originally Posted by Native_Toker

What's the funniest/stupidest/weirdest/most embarassing thing you have ever done at work while you were stoned?

I work at RadioShack as a salesman and we get a lot of up close work with customers and one day me and one of my co-workers were stoned as hell at work and there was a customer in the bathroom and we didn't know he was even in the store. So "todd" and I were, for some reason or another, talking about taking a shower and I was jokingly showing him how to wash balls to get "the best clean for you groin" lol and this customer had already walked out of the bathroom and was standing behind me watching the whole thing! it was so hilarious and embarassing. I helped the customer and when he left me and todd just starting cracking the hell up and decided maybe we had gotted too stoned for work.

the fuck

[FuglyFungus]

Guy 1-"Hey man, have you ever gone to work?"
Guy 2-"Yeah, man why?"
Guy 1 -"Have you ever gone to work.....ON WEED, man?"

Title made me think of it.

[chiiba]

Originally Posted by Go'zilla!

first off, i like the funny little thread title. clever half baked line from jon stewart. 1+

Half Baked ftw


Although this isn't work, I feel it still rings true with these other stories. Last year, I got really high when I was home alone (smoked like 3 bowls of nice shit by myself) and decided to make a frozen pizza. My sister had made a pizza earlier that day, and the cutting board she used was still on the stove. Not even thinking, I automatically assumed she had used the cutting board (which is plastic, mind you) to cook the pizza on. So I put the pizza on the board and pop it in the oven for about 20 minutes. About 15 minutes later, I smell burning plastic and run upstairs to see smoke coming out of the oven. I open it up, and there was melted plastic all over the inside of the oven. It SUCKED

[enevitable]

Originally Posted by Native_Toker

What's the funniest/stupidest/weirdest/most embarassing thing you have ever done at work while you were stoned?

I work at RadioShack as a salesman and we get a lot of up close work with customers and one day me and one of my co-workers were stoned as hell at work and there was a customer in the bathroom and we didn't know he was even in the store. So "todd" and I were, for some reason or another, talking about taking a shower and I was jokingly showing him how to wash balls to get "the best clean for you groin" lol and this customer had already walked out of the bathroom and was standing behind me watching the whole thing! it was so hilarious and embarassing. I helped the customer and when he left me and todd just starting cracking the hell up and decided maybe we had gotted too stoned for work.

yo man I work at radioshack too and my coworker and i blaze all the time.
we never fuck up or do anything stupid, but it sure makes it fucking amazing talking to customers stoned off our asses all the time

not to mention the badass tv we get to watch

edit: and now i actually read your story, what the fuck? some of the gayest shit ive ever seen

[chiiba]

Originally Posted by enevitable

yo man I work at radioshack too and my coworker and i blaze all the time.
we never fuck up or do anything stupid, but it sure makes it fucking amazing talking to customers stoned off our asses all the time

not to mention the badass tv we get to watch

Is your avatar that chick from Everyday Italian? I know I'm not the only one who watches the Food Network when I'm high.

[FuglyFungus]

Originally Posted by chiiba

Is your avatar that chick from Everyday Italian? I know I'm not the only one who watches the Food Network when I'm high.

Giadda DeLeroenezopos FTW! Food network FTW!

[chiiba]

Originally Posted by FuglyFungus

Giadda DeLeroenezopos FTW! Food network FTW!

BYAHHHH!!!!

[|2ebeL]

i work at a gas station pumping gas and one time i was baked there and some lady wanted me to check her oil, so i did and it was fine. Then i went to close her hood i heard a huge ike cracking noise and shit. Thats when i realized i never put that lil stick down and i dented her hood

[demiurge714]

haha this thread is awesome..funny stuff guys

[murderouspanda]

well seeing as I'm a top secret CIA spy I can't really get stoned on the job that often

[high till i die]

yo this thread is crazy as hell but i do lanscaping right well this past summer i was riding the old john deer tractor my boss has pulling a 19 foot trailer behind....i had to cross the creek over this skinny little bridge and we had just moved the bridge the day before and it got moved closer to the woods well i got over the bridge right to go pick up limbs and stoped smoked a fatty and was just sitting there for like 10 mins staring at the clouds...so then i was like i got to move and get some more limbs so i was trying to cross the bridge back over the tractor got over but the trailer not so much the wheel of the trailer went off the side of the bridge and i got stuck in the creek..so i had to go next door get my stoner buddy and his tractor and get him to get me out......lucky the boss never found out.

[moose420]

2 summers ago i was tinting windows with my sisters bf and we smoked all day going from dealership to dealership. We were at a lexus prep center and had just started working on a car after smoking and i was razorblading and cleaning the window, which u always have to do with the window down a little at first and then roll it up and finish it. I had my hand around the top of the door when i was cleaning it and went to close the window and didnt realize my finger was there haha. Hurt like motherfucker but luckily it was a brand new lexus and had some safety feature on it that opens the window right away when something is stuck in or else i might not have a fingertip now lol.....it definately completely killed my high and the tip of my finger was a bunch of different colors and i couldnt really feel it for like a week lol

i miss that job though, smokin all day, working on nice cars and my sisters bf was dealing vicodin to the mechanics at almost every dealership we went to haha, he would always have me and go count them out in the truck for him lol

[high till i die]

Originally Posted by chiiba

Is your avatar that chick from Everyday Italian? I know I'm not the only one who watches the Food Network when I'm high.

lol no ur not man i was watching that yesturday and she was making stuffed suchinny (fuck u know what im trying to spell)

[enevitable]

Originally Posted by chiiba

Is your avatar that chick from Everyday Italian? I know I'm not the only one who watches the Food Network when I'm high.

fuck yeah dude, my favorite channel

giada de laurentiis, fucking hottest women ever, and bomb ass chef

[i LoVe AcId]

I got real high one morning and went to work at this cafe. The first people that showed were regulers and they knew I was baked. I did not know how to work the cash regester and I fuckd up their order like three times. Then my boss had to show me and I forgot again and then pretty much started to beat the shit out of the cash register. As I was doing this the microwave was on ,(not knowing) and it ran for atleast 15 minutes untill I took it out. It was hot as shit so I thought I should cool it down with water. Got it wet and it fucking shaters every where, I dont work their anymore