Back From my Marijuana Class. (Im pissed)

[Oriente]

I just want to start off by saying...

Fuck that dumb, ignorant, self-admiring prick.

That prick I speak of was my teacher in my drug-informing class. I have never really been more appalled and just plain disgusted how ignorant, close-minded, and self-admiring this guy was. He truly thought what he was saying was right. I know some people who teach these classes dont really believe the information themselves, but I can almost guarantee you, 5 minutes into this class you could tell this ignorant asshole truly had a fiery anger with a passion towards any drug. He was crazy. he admitted he had OCD. Now let me bring up some ridiculous facts he mentioned.

Did you know?
People, especially teens, (Surprised he said teens in a teenager full classroom?) who use marijuana, lose their hormones and gain the opposite sex hormones. Gradually.

Counter:
Well that would be the perfect thing to say to a bunch of teens, what youth wants to look like a trans-sexual? He claimed that he had meant countless male marijuana users going in for breast reduction surgery. (He used the scientific, technical term to intimidate us)
Now think about it......how many people who have had man-boobs have also drank a sprite? Or maybe played guitar, listened to music? I guess they leed to man-boobs to. So dont drink sprite, play guitar, or listen to music my friend.


Did you know?
90% of heroin users have used and abused marijuana before moving towards heroin.

Counter:
NO FUCKING SHIT. How many people decided "Im gonna try one of the hardest and addicting drugs of all time without ever experimenting any other substances!"
Might as well say, "Did you know 100% of heroin users have bathed in the last 5 days?"
AH! Astonishing, no really.


Sorry, but this class just really made me ridiculously angry. First he started off by calling me out and saying, "Thats a Led Zeppelin jacket, take it off right now, they were into drugs."

FUCK YOU, and i'm wearing it next week you ignorant bitch.

Guess what he was wearing? A bright blue shirt, a color that is associated with a gang. Next time I'll tell him to take that off. He was a real asshole, someone came 5 minutes late. (We are all required to come with a parent) he told the parent that they must leave for being late. Next, some parent asked, can I have my child's school ID number? The prick says, "No, if they are responsible then they will get it themselves."

Well guess what, responsible people can smoke weed to you asshole. He was bringing up a point that marijuana can cause accidents and other things. Well, thats true, if your a dumb fuck and use irresponsibly. He then said there was a study conducted where...

They took ten pilots, gave them marijuana for the first time. the next day, the pilots had to take a virtual flight test. "All pilots failed and crashed horribly." He said they all claimed they felt normal, but they actually were, and said thats what marijuana does.

At the end he showed a video that displayed a CAT scan of a brain labeled "Healthy Brain," and showed another brain. This brain belonged to man who did cocaine, popped pills, and....smoked marijuana. They took the CAT scan, and guess what they labeled it?

"Brain abused with Marijuana."

And he did cocaine? And pops Unnamed pills?

This guy was a royal asshole, and he brainwashed my mom, who I argued with that all they do is try to take freedom of thinking away from you. He was saying that we must think this way or we can not function in this society that they have created for us and forced us to live under. (Not that exactly, im saying basically)

Now it may just be that im angry...but here is the final and incredibly ridiculous fact the video provided.

The video showed some crying babies. Of course, babies cry right? They were newborns, barely born. Guess what the people claimed was happening.....

*drum roll*

You guessed it. Did you know those babies were addicted to heroin and all kind of drugs. the people claimed the babies were crying BECAUSE of their addiction to drugs the parents have used, and that some parents only did those drugs once. They said the babies experienced the same pain that hard drug withdrawal causes. So basically the babies were born addicted?

One last time?

Fuck you you close-minded, ignorant, asshole.

I was going to stop smoking marijuana, or try to cut down. but after this class...I vow (Because of the injustice) to smoke as much marijuana as humanly possible. You can take my life, but you cant take my free mind.


Peace

[phx1]

Did you call him out in class or did you just sit there? Making a post on a message board isn't going to help your real-life situation.

[Ooph]

Simply wow, people in this world heh.

[chiiba]

Man, that sounds like shit. I would advise against starting any shit though, you don't want to make the situation any worse than it is. Just keep on venting on GC and let that queer preach to himself.

[NoRest]

Sounds like you need to hit a joint. These classes seem to do the exact opposite of what they are intended to do.

[uvalax236]

I have never been to one of those classes but I can tell you right now, I would be the guy to stand up and yell back at the guy for those statements. You should bring up the medical part of it and see what he says. That is bullshit and I absolutely hate people who are close-minded like that! FUCK-EM!

[Ooph]

People like that only pick on kids that they think wont say anything back to them.

[Visine!]

Originally Posted by phx1

Did you call him out in class or did you just sit there? Making a post on a message board isn't going to help your real-life situation.

Yea, you should call him out some next time and get some arguments going, makes for some really good stories on GC! Next time you should come prepared with lots of articles and facts and studies and such. Try to have overwhelming proof and ask where he can back up all his "facts"...

[.Ret3p^]

bring a fat blunt next time, tell him to fuck off then sit back and enjoy...in class

[BradentonBudz]

conservative scare tactics hes just getting paid to feed lies

[stonah2]

i would honestly murder that guy if murder was legal lol ... continuing on he pulled some dick shit with alot of wrong facts ... babies being born addicted ... how can a fucking infant be addicted to a drug that it has never experianced

[Oriente]

Eh, I did start a few things. I was the only one though so i kind backed down. When he said men dont get beards and have high pitched voices if they smoke weed. I said "I know pot smokers who have long beards and deep voices, and also no man boobs."

He just kinda avoided and then said "Well not everyone does, but do you wanna take a chance?"

I noticed he does kind of re-arrange his statements to trick people. I dont think the dumb fucks in the room understood this and they just believe him.

Then he asked one really dumb question I kind of rebelled against (I suppose). He asked

"If I were to go to your school, and ask the right person who has weed, how fast would I get it?"

Are you fucking kidding me? Your gonna get it right away dumb idiot, if the guy has it, then you get it right away. Thats not statistics proving drugs are in school...thats common sense. He asked every individual and they all were all shaking answering like "I dont know, in awhile." I just "Well of course your gonna get it right away if the guy has it."

then he asked what percentage of people we think smoke in our school. Everyone said 80% or over. I said 15 or 20, following up with a "not really anyone does it."

He said, "see parents, how many people smoke in your child's school? Well except for that one person who said 20%..." and gave me an attempt at an intimidating look.

Ah well fuck him. Im gonna wear my Zeppelin shirt tomorrow. I'll post some more shit that he says next week. I only have it once a week for 4 weeks.


Peace

[Royalblunts]

Might as well say, "Did you know 100% of heroin users have bathed in the last 5 days?"

haha that shit was the funniest part to me.

but dude that sucks hardcore..i had a similar class but for drinking alcohol (MIU ticket, im 18) and the dude was just a chill black former cop who told us stories of how he used to get wasted and high back in the 70s in college! haha he didn't care if we were late or not and he gave us twice as long for lunch break than we were supposed to have and let us out 2 hours early...it was an all day class for two saturdays. we also watched a movie that made everyone want to smoke...one part has this interview of a judge where he said "hell is lighting up a joint ever once in a while gonna hurt anybody? no... i dont even care" it was funny

[chiiba]

Originally Posted by stonah2

i would honestly murder that guy if murder was legal lol ... continuing on he pulled some dick shit with alot of wrong facts ... babies being born addicted ... how can a fucking infant be addicted to a drug that it has never experianced

This is kinda off topic, but babies being born with an addiction to a drug is very possible. Mothers who abuse drugs while pregnant can have babies born with chemcial dependencies.

[Royalblunts]

its called a crack baby...and many of you might be one