First time you got busted by your parents

[Big D Johnson]

Share your stories about the first time you got busted for smoking by your parents.

I only got caught one time. it was funny. My mom came into my room all serious and shit and sat down and i already knew what was up. Then she started giving me the whole speech as if she just watched an "above the influence" commercials. Then i proceeded to absolutely PWN my mom about how all i do is smoke weed and how im not addicted, and how she has a drinking problem and how she smokes cigarettes and how they are both worse. And then she got PISSED and stormed out of the room. i then followed with a "HEY where you going this is your conversation remember?" lol

[SourDieselChick]

my mom decided to go into my room to look for something and she looked on my shelf and found a bag. i thought i hid it well, and i wouldn't have left it there if i didn't think she was going to go in my room. she didn't freak out just told me not to do it again. i'm pretty sure she knows i smoke but she says just be safe.

[.JB]

she saw tabacoo in the trash can after i had split the cigar and dumped it... and she sorta related that to weed since you split the cigar, dump tabacoo, and place weed in blunt and roll it..

no big deal..

[Chino1130]

I came home stoned as shit one night and forgot my piece was in my pocket. I lay down on the couch and feel it, so I put it in the coffee table drawer assuming I would remember to take it out in the morning, lol. Well I left it in there and my sister found it. She apparently used it for like 3 months and then left it in her pocket. My mom found it in the laundry and my sister told her it was mine....

[shiskaberry]

i've been caught multiple times by my parents but the first time they just took my shit and said nothing to me which made it even worse b/c i just wanted them to talk to me about it but after i got arrested the cat was kinda out of the bag

[sweetypiejonson]

i came home from school, and my room is down a little hallway straight in front of the door when you walk in and when i walked in i saw like all my clothes and a bunch of shit from my room just out in the hallway and immediately i was like, oh fuck. anyways my mom was "cleaning" my room which she never does and she found all my shit tried to tell me how its a gateway drug when she herself uses it and was an alcoholic at the time. i didnt really care i was just pissed that she took my steam roller, that was my very first piece. i still cant find it

edit: OH YEAH, the best thing about the whole thing is, that morning i woke and baked (haha past tense of wake n bake[high]) and for some reason i was liek im gonna hidh my weed sack underneath my brush. and for some weird ass reason she left the brush un touched and didnt get my weed

[steve7777]

Originally Posted by Chino1130

I came home stoned as shit one night and forgot my piece was in my pocket. I lay down on the couch and feel it, so I put it in the coffee table drawer assuming I would remember to take it out in the morning, lol. Well I left it in there and my sister found it. She apparently used it for like 3 months and then left it in her pocket. My mom found it in the laundry and my sister told her it was mine....

Damn that is the worst if true.

Betrayed... I would fucking hit her.

[Atomic Madness]

First time I got busted was back when I started smoking, I had smoked in my room the night before but it was from a j and I didn't really do a good job of covering it up. Anyways the next morning she came in my room and said it smelled like pot and then just went on to tell me that it was alright if I smoked every now and then and not to move onto harder drugs. It turned out the complete opposite that I thought it would but now she nows I toke and its pretty sweet not having to hide it all.

[iwearpants]

ahahahhaa.. i saw this thread and laughed.. only because my parents caught me for the first time TODAY. i was at work, my mom went in my room looking for her stick lighter she uses for candles (why i'd have that, i don't know...) apparently she found a bottle of parrot bay sittin in my little cabinet, and rather than assuming that was all i had, looked around a bit more to find my 2 bowls, bong, bubbler, 2 packs of papers, grinder, and about a gram (thank god i didn't have any more on me)

so they found that, along with 2 bottles of parrot bay, 1 bottle of jack daniels, and a 30 rack of budweiser...

as of now they haven't really done anything, i just walked into my house from work and noticed my dad had a joint sitting on his ear.. i'm thinking "oh.. my.. god... THAT'S MINE!"
i don't know what he did with the joint, probably tossed it, as for the rest of it, it's still sitting in my room, i'm not sure what their intentions are, but 1 of the bowls is still loaded so i think i might have to utilize that before they have the opportunity to dispose of it. as for the booze, they just took em, put em in the fridge, and go "finders keepers!".. how childish. 2 of the bottles weren't even mine, my friends left them here the other day, so they're screwed on that end.

the part i hate about my parents is that their ability to communicate is.. nonexistant. i don't even know how they feel about it, but knowing they both HAVE smoked in the past leads me to believe they aren't going to do all that much. (if anyone cares, i'm 19, still live with them, and i'm currently attending community college)

[built to spill]

I mentioned to my mom that the bathroom light in my room was fucked up and wouldnt work. So she told my dad about it and was bitching to him about fixing it cause "its a fire hazard" so eventually one day when I was at school he went into my bathroom to fix it. Well my parents NEVER come into my room so I didn't really cover up my smoking habits, so the night before I smoked half a j, and then went to sleep. Well he smelled it, then searched my room and found the half of the joint. He got upset and thought I had a drug problem and so on. Told me I was addicted to it, so I just got a bunch of shit online saying it has absolutely no addictive properties in it, although It could be psychologically addicting. He is still not cool about it though, but doesn't care much.

[Anti-Capitalist]

Originally Posted by steve7777

Damn that is the worst if true.

Betrayed... I would fucking hit her.

Actually, I got caught by being "betrayed" too. My girlfriend told my mom that I was smoking weed in college. Stupid, I know, but I really didn't even care. Why should I be upset about my parents finding out I smoke unless I'm ashamed of it?

I'm not ashamed of smoking, so I don't care that my parents found out.

Also, I guess I'm just old fashioned. I've got nothing against anyone here in particular, but if I ever saw someone hit their sister, no matter what the reason was, I'd make sure they regretted it.

[Smok3r420]

Lol my mom was droppin my friend off and i was along for the ride. On the ride home she goes sooo...you smoke? and i said huh. She went well your trash was full of munchies. I laughed and said yeah its been pretty cool sense.

[Dr-ph1l]

The first time I was busted by anyone was almost 2 years ago. I was barrowing a dudes pipe, and I took it to my girlfriends house before we went to her brothers graduation. So im sitting there with my cargo shorts on. Ends up the peice slipped out of my pocket without me knowing it. Her parents found the pipe, thought it was her brothers, but realised it was mine. Let me tell you that was the most akward day I've probably had in my life. So ends up later that night they went to my parents house and snitched out on me. And I got in deep shit. But at the time I turned 16 like 3 months earlier. So I was pretty young in their eyes.

[gnomexgrown]

I've never been caught by my mom. My dad is the only one in my family that knows. My cousin might know just by seeing me blazed as fuck a few times on holidays because he used to smoke/sell. But yeah my dad, I was on the phone with him one time and it went like this:

Dad: Does your boyfriend smoke?
Me: Not cigarettes...
Dad: Weed??
Me: Yeahhh....
Dad: DO YOU SMOKE THE WEEDDSSS?!?!
Me: [cracking up]
Dad: You DO don't you?!?!?!
Me: Obviously

He wasn't pissed at all. He thought it was funny. He makes jokes about it ALL the time. He even bought me a little pouch for Christmas and said "You could you know, put your bowl in it or something like that". I replied "Thanks, I will" I love it. I'm moving into his house in about a month. He used to be a complete stoner. I can't wait to not have to hide it anymore. Hell, I might even try to smoke him out. I dunno if I'll ever tell my mom. I think she'd be hurt that I lied to her for a long time about drinking and smoking. Maybe when I'm older I will. Who knows.

[sweetypiejonson]

Originally Posted by iwearpants

ahahahhaa.. i saw this thread and laughed.. only because my parents caught me for the first time TODAY. i was at work, my mom went in my room looking for her stick lighter she uses for candles (why i'd have that, i don't know...) apparently she found a bottle of parrot bay sittin in my little cabinet, and rather than assuming that was all i had, looked around a bit more to find my 2 bowls, bong, bubbler, 2 packs of papers, grinder, and about a gram (thank god i didn't have any more on me)

so they found that, along with 2 bottles of parrot bay, 1 bottle of jack daniels, and a 30 rack of budweiser...

as of now they haven't really done anything, i just walked into my house from work and noticed my dad had a joint sitting on his ear.. i'm thinking "oh.. my.. god... THAT'S MINE!"
i don't know what he did with the joint, probably tossed it, as for the rest of it, it's still sitting in my room, i'm not sure what their intentions are, but 1 of the bowls is still loaded so i think i might have to utilize that before they have the opportunity to dispose of it. as for the booze, they just took em, put em in the fridge, and go "finders keepers!".. how childish. 2 of the bottles weren't even mine, my friends left them here the other day, so they're screwed on that end.

the part i hate about my parents is that their ability to communicate is.. nonexistant. i don't even know how they feel about it, but knowing they both HAVE smoked in the past leads me to believe they aren't going to do all that much. (if anyone cares, i'm 19, still live with them, and i'm currently attending community college)

fuck man, im sorry. go smoke that bowl