whats your favorite code word for weed

[lotuis]

my friend wanted to get high one night and he didnt know how to tell me because we were infront of his parents, so while doing a joint smoking jesture he just says "want to go to the car?" and i was like oh i see. and now we refer to sweet maryjane as "CAR" because you can always say "want to see my car?" or my favorite "want to go for a car ride?" so, people, what is your favorite code for weed?

[ClownLove420]

i like kaya, or ernest....haha two stories, ones real short, on not so short, kaya is rastafarian for weed, and ernest....my friend's girlfriend named his penis ernest. and his bong has a big penis looking thing at the base, so we named his bong ernest, so we will be like, aright we are going to ernests house

[ienjoytheweed]

i usually say wanna smoke marijuana tree plants

[punkyworld]

I use the term "green"... Like, "Hey man, lets go smoke some green."

[InferiorWang]

weed when there are no parents around. stuff when there are. What do you wanna do? Stuff. Okay, let's get out of here.

[stonedstyle]

I always say, "wanna go listen to some cd's"

[TheHempress]

Jauntness.....and when I was in high school me and my friend called it Broccoli

[carcinogen420]

TREES, it's all about the TREES!!! What color are them trees? Same color as them dolla bills.. it is all about the tree dolla bill ya'll.

[Zeto]

"Let's go chill..."

"Wanna hit that shit?"

and how my friend always so bluntly says it in public:

"Let's smoke pot and get some bitches!"

[Switch]

never have really used one. Oh there was one small time, when we were smoking and next door were out, I asked if they could use some other word to describe the weed. The decided to use penis.

Someone bogarting:
"Hey man will you pass that penis round."

Someone stealing someone else's without asking:
"Hey man, did you ask to take my penis, no you just did it."

to a person who doesn't usually smoke:
"Pass the penis to the left."

or my personal favorite:
"man is that my penis you're smoking or your own."

so instead of a sometimes stoner next door think i am a gay nymphomaniac who has penis parties. (NB I have nothing against gay nymphomaniacs who have penis parties, it is just a lifestyle I choose not to live, I do not love the cock.)

[chen]

ahahahahah
o man

[LordRush]

I don't know why, but we always called it "Satan's Barbeque".

[z_paulic]

we ussually say between ourselfess that we are going to "smoke grass" or in croatian TRAVA.
When includeing nin smokeing population we say that we are going to car race (joint moves in circles)

[strausenik]

Usually just, "You wanna get high? You wanna get high!!!!?"

To the kid at school I get shit from, "Hey Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."

[GanjaBat]

My personal favorites are "cabbage roasting" and "starting a small brush fire"