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fireal13 · #1 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:10 PM

I'm gonna be on random UA's for the next couple months, but they're just the home drug testing kits you get at the grocery store. Is there any way to beat these other than synthetic urine or having someone else piss for you? I've heard that adding bleach to the urine, but I'm disinclined to believe that. Does anyone know how to beat these? Please don't lecture or judge me. I'm just asking for help. If you don't have anything productive to add to this thread then please don't reply. Thanks, JB

Xodus · #2 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:16 PM

A good friend of mine had to take a drug test for a job at Wal-Mart I believe it was and he just brought an eye dropper of bleach with him. He told me he put one drop in and that was all or else it would smell like bleach. Assuming he passed the test because he got the job.

Blazin'Talon · #3 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:32 PM

A home test can be beat by dilution, since there is no laboratory to check creatine levels and whatnot. Just drink a bunch of water and piss a couple times. Take a B vitamin or drink an energy drink to make your piss yellow again and you should be fine.

SIR_JANE · #4 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:33 PM

home drug test are you serious? im not sure bro

erc5991 · #5 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:34 PM

back in the day my friend would put warm water and yellow food coloring in a cup and would pass all the time. He did it for like 2 years, his mom's not that bright though.

CanibasConsumer · #6 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:35 PM

a friend of mine chugged a rockstar before he was tested and if i remember right he passed, not sure tho, you should read about it first

chokedtocroak · #7 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 09:48 PM

slap your parents and dont take it. oruse a lil bleach

Green Ganja · #8 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 10:32 PM

bleach works. my best friend used it and he says he would do it again if he had to . so go for it but not too much because you might change the color of the piss...

i_love_my_buds · #9 (**permalink**) 10-10-2007, 10:38 PM

i failed trying to use bleach and i used a decent amount. i dont suggest it cause now i have 3 months of probation! woo hoo

screwstoned · #10 (**permalink**) 10-11-2007, 05:37 AM

I've heard from someone to soak your finger in bleach, dry it, repeat like 5 times, then go take it and pee on your finger.

igotammo · #11 (**permalink**) 10-11-2007, 05:41 AM

why would u ever want to pee or put bleach on your finger...why dont you just use a shoe string if you really really want to use bleach..just buy some of that system cleaner stuff if you really need it...cmon

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#1 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:10 PM
fireal13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: FoCo Posts: 278	Any way to beat home drug tests? I'm gonna be on random UA's for the next couple months, but they're just the home drug testing kits you get at the grocery store. Is there any way to beat these other than synthetic urine or having someone else piss for you? I've heard that adding bleach to the urine, but I'm disinclined to believe that. Does anyone know how to beat these? Please don't lecture or judge me. I'm just asking for help. If you don't have anything productive to add to this thread then please don't reply. Thanks, JB

#2 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:16 PM
Xodus Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 116	A good friend of mine had to take a drug test for a job at Wal-Mart I believe it was and he just brought an eye dropper of bleach with him. He told me he put one drop in and that was all or else it would smell like bleach. Assuming he passed the test because he got the job.

#3 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:32 PM
Blazin'Talon Maybe just nothing Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alberta! Posts: 2,301	A home test can be beat by dilution, since there is no laboratory to check creatine levels and whatnot. Just drink a bunch of water and piss a couple times. Take a B vitamin or drink an energy drink to make your piss yellow again and you should be fine. __________________ "He says 'Baby, I don't wanna die today' You say 'So long man, it's too late'" - 54-40

#4 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:33 PM
SIR_JANE Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MERCED, K1LLAFORN1A Posts: 543	home drug test are you serious? im not sure bro __________________ *It's time to repopulate the wilderness with the plant Mother Nature provided for our minds, hearts, and souls. Throw your seeds out and spread the LOVE..* Whenever im high I will add this to the end of my posts:

#5 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:34 PM
erc5991 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 41	back in the day my friend would put warm water and yellow food coloring in a cup and would pass all the time. He did it for like 2 years, his mom's not that bright though. __________________ Skwerps!

#6 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:35 PM
CanibasConsumer Orange Destiny Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: fear and loathing in idaho Posts: 2,022	a friend of mine chugged a rockstar before he was tested and if i remember right he passed, not sure tho, you should read about it first

#7 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 09:48 PM
chokedtocroak im a tree hugger Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: delaware Posts: 333	slap your parents and dont take it. oruse a lil bleach __________________ "First we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away." Alfred E. Newman Quote: Originally Posted by eleven357 Do not underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

#8 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 10:32 PM
Green Ganja King of the Bong Force Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In sprit of every session in the world Posts: 1,115	bleach works. my best friend used it and he says he would do it again if he had to . so go for it but not too much because you might change the color of the piss... __________________ Thank you adamti91 for making this sig.

#9 (permalink) 10-10-2007, 10:38 PM
i_love_my_buds Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 187	i failed trying to use bleach and i used a decent amount. i dont suggest it cause now i have 3 months of probation! woo hoo __________________ First Mini

#10 (permalink) 10-11-2007, 05:37 AM
screwstoned Cannaisseur Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 1,118	I've heard from someone to soak your finger in bleach, dry it, repeat like 5 times, then go take it and pee on your finger.

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#11 (permalink) 10-11-2007, 05:41 AM
igotammo BUFFALO BILLS...ftwO_o Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new york Posts: 989	why would u ever want to pee or put bleach on your finger...why dont you just use a shoe string if you really really want to use bleach..just buy some of that system cleaner stuff if you really need it...cmon __________________ Smoke blunts on the regular fuck when it counts 360gamertag-Phish Stickz