My bong and how I lost it...

[nedxicano]

Havnt posted any content yet, and my camera sucks so pictures of bud would just be boring to look at...but here WAS my baby. This thing was by far my favorite bong ive ever hit.I lost her about a month back when me and a few buds were camping. It was supposed to be my last time blazing for a month cuz of a dt (which i wasnt able to stop blazing for, but still passed. Hooray for the whizzinator.) I was going to be prepared with A LOT of fuckin dank to make it a worthy outing. So day before we head out, we all hang out to take care of everything, make sure we have everything we'd need, etc. My friend picks me up, i get in the car, and he pulls out a half of this monster looking weeed, this stuff was just covered in crystals. I almost got a headrush just smelling the shit. So anyways, I decide i want a half of this shit as well for the trip, so we get it...and me and 3 other friends hit the road with an o of dank and my babby (If anyone cares it's name was The John Wayne Jr.) So first couple of nights at the camp site are amazing, 3rd day, we wake up...all gather in the same tent for a good wake and bake, and then take off for the hot springs!

We come back to the campground about 3-4 hours later to find a $150 Littering Ticket on the table. The people camping next to us (who were awesome people mind you, and amazing cooks ) said that they saw the ranger take our BB gun out of our tent...so we check out the tent and i see the rifle laying on our air mattress...and then it occurs to me....what in the fuck did that asshole take? I FFRREAAAKK out and begin tearing up our tent to find no bong. (Just so i dont sound like a fuckin retard, the bong was put away in a duffle bag, not just out in the open) So im pissed, my bong iwas stolen from me, and theres nothing i could do to get it back. So we shorten our trip, say FUCK those campgrounds, and head home late saturday night (planning on leaving on sunday) and just get fuckin blitzed. Soo later in the week, who comes to my friends door but the fucking ranger himself. He straight up TELLS my friends mom that we left the bong outside "IN THE FIREPIT". I mean who the fuck would just leave their $250 Bong in a pit of ashes for the entire world to see? He tried scaring us with possession but i knew if he actually tried to do shitt, that some rights of mine had to have been broken. Anyways, the cop never did anything other than the littering ticket, which sucked....but i just really wish i didnt lose this piece, as i will never find another one like it. (Made by local glass blower) Anyywayss, this was way to long of a fuckin thread, haha but here is the bong, sorry about the shitty has quality of the pic, its the built in webcam on my laptop.

[Durchii]

Shit! I've met some cocky park rangers in my day but never one who would have the audacity to root through my tent and steal a $250 bong. If I were paranoid about that sort of thing I would padlock my tent before heading out anywhere if I were leaving valuables in there.

It wouldn't stop passersby from slicing it open and stealing your things (Happened twice) but it would deter an authority figure from busting in and stealing.

If I believed in karma, I would say that guy will be eaten by a bear next week.