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Bajiggy · #1 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:32 PM

last night me and two of my buds, plus my buddys brother, were chillin in the forest smokin a few bowls on the bong

. after our sesh we were feelin pretty high and my friends mom calls him and asks where he is. so he tells her hes on his way to the store and she says k and we start heading over there. once we start get close (about 10 minutes later) his mom calls again and asks where we are and he says were goin to the store, so she asks wat street were on. Im like "o fuck shes comin to get us" so i tell him not to say the street. so he just tells her he doesnt no. so were all pretty paranoid now and we decide to not go to the store b/c his mom might b there(my buddys been caught about 6 times and his mom is really protective and thats the kind of thing she would do). so we decide to chill behind this school until its less heat, but all the sudden his moms car pulls up in the back parking lot and she gets out and yells for him to get in the car. they sit there in the car for like 45 minutes yelling at each other. eventually the rest of us decide to just leave and we called my friend later and his mom told him that if he ever gets caught again hes goin back to rehab (his mom sent him to rehab the first time he got caught back in 9th grade) so he is quitting. Is his mom not the most psycho uve ever heard of b4? if u guys have any other psycho mom stories feel free to share them.

ghostface18 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:39 PM

wow protective parents piss me off especially wen they go out of their way to bust you.

jdizzledubs · #3 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:39 PM

Sounds like she needs to hit the bong too and chill da fuck out!

getupstandup420 · #4 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:40 PM

that is pretty weak man...but it's her kid, ya know?

Retroshark · #5 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:42 PM

i find it very humourous how the very thing these parents are trying to protect their kids from getting is probably the best cure for their stupidity and psychosis.

she heeds a nice roor or a big cock

Bajiggy · #6 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:48 PM

ya man i wish shed just toke a bowl with us instead of thinking its the devils weed and were all going to become shizophrenic and kill her like they say on the news

Grassmann1 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 05:49 PM

ya she for surely needs to toke that bong

RB Trucking · #8 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:13 PM

Ya that sucks but it aint as bad as when my mom found out i smoked she would constantly call the police on me and my friends if she thought we were smoking, luckily we always knew when she called so we would hide everything. Gotta be real carefull when you have a crazy unstable mother.

Rock-Da-Ganj · #9 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:27 PM

Its times like these when you got to keep your pimp hand strong.
Sounds like she deserves 5 across the eyes! HAHAHA!

buccsluvr · #10 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:31 PM

Jesus i would be fuckin heated if my mom called the cops on me or tryed to deliberatly catch me up with my home boys after i got busted by the cops the third time my mom was like why dont you just smoke at the house where you know its safe

Bajiggy · #11 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:40 PM

shes pretty crazy man one time my friends sister saw this guy give him some money (she thought it was for weed; it was but how the fuck would she know) and she called their mom and she came to school pulled him outta class and took him to the police station.

thank god both of these times my buddys given me all his weed and such

SmokeyΓ · #12 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:41 PM

Dude you could always show her abovetheignorance.org

quasimoto · #13 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:43 PM

My mom found my friends bowl like half a year ago and she just said "be safe".. lol

rolljib · #14 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 06:57 PM

dude my fuckin mom is just like that one day in high school me and a bunch of buddys were partyin in the woods with a fire an everything and my ma said i could sleep over my friends house so i was then she fuckin calls me in the middle of the party and says where are u , i say johns(not real name) so she says she comin to pick me up so me and a couple friends had to run out of the fuckin woods drunk off our asses for like 2 miles in like 20 minutes, i fell so many time on my face and the only light we had was our phones and she took me home but i only told her i took 1 sip and i didnt like it i felt like puking and she believed me haha, but yea dude my moms crazy too

CoolAidWrap · #15 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 07:11 PM

OMG CRAZY WOMEN , rehab for weed . never heard nething more fuckin retarded.

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#1 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:32 PM
Bajiggy sure..... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 448	Pycho Mom last night me and two of my buds, plus my buddys brother, were chillin in the forest smokin a few bowls on the bong . after our sesh we were feelin pretty high and my friends mom calls him and asks where he is. so he tells her hes on his way to the store and she says k and we start heading over there. once we start get close (about 10 minutes later) his mom calls again and asks where we are and he says were goin to the store, so she asks wat street were on. Im like "o fuck shes comin to get us" so i tell him not to say the street. so he just tells her he doesnt no. so were all pretty paranoid now and we decide to not go to the store b/c his mom might b there(my buddys been caught about 6 times and his mom is really protective and thats the kind of thing she would do). so we decide to chill behind this school until its less heat, but all the sudden his moms car pulls up in the back parking lot and she gets out and yells for him to get in the car. they sit there in the car for like 45 minutes yelling at each other. eventually the rest of us decide to just leave and we called my friend later and his mom told him that if he ever gets caught again hes goin back to rehab (his mom sent him to rehab the first time he got caught back in 9th grade) so he is quitting. Is his mom not the most psycho uve ever heard of b4? if u guys have any other psycho mom stories feel free to share them.

#2 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:39 PM
ghostface18 Mike Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MA Posts: 10	wow protective parents piss me off especially wen they go out of their way to bust you.

#3 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:39 PM
jdizzledubs The POLLMASTER Join Date: May 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 193	Sounds like she needs to hit the bong too and chill da fuck out! __________________ Marijuana is not a drug, it's an herb. Herb is the healer of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall. - Bob Marley

#4 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:40 PM
getupstandup420 Danse Kalinda Ba Doom Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mississippi Posts: 258	that is pretty weak man...but it's her kid, ya know? __________________ there's an old man who lives down on Decatur St. he's got a little word of wisdom for every single soul that he meet every time he get next to me he tries to tell me that i really can be be one with everything free live in an eternity

#5 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:42 PM
Retroshark Boldly gone... Join Date: May 2007 Location: The sanity of my own mind. Posts: 2,637	i find it very humourous how the very thing these parents are trying to protect their kids from getting is probably the best cure for their stupidity and psychosis. she heeds a nice roor or a big cock __________________ - smokin dem B-40's mufucker

#6 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Bajiggy sure..... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 448	ya man i wish shed just toke a bowl with us instead of thinking its the devils weed and were all going to become shizophrenic and kill her like they say on the news

#7 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 05:49 PM
Grassmann1 Grass man, Weed Fan Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grasscity Posts: 1,867	ya she for surely needs to toke that bong __________________ Full Guide To Make Money Online - WaysToMoneyOnline.com

#8 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:13 PM
RB Trucking Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 162	Ya that sucks but it aint as bad as when my mom found out i smoked she would constantly call the police on me and my friends if she thought we were smoking, luckily we always knew when she called so we would hide everything. Gotta be real carefull when you have a crazy unstable mother.

#9 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:27 PM
Rock-Da-Ganj Fuck'N A! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LA, CA Posts: 264	Its times like these when you got to keep your pimp hand strong. Sounds like she deserves 5 across the eyes! HAHAHA! __________________

#10 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:31 PM
buccsluvr GO BUCCANEERS Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cali, The 661 Posts: 538	Jesus i would be fuckin heated if my mom called the cops on me or tryed to deliberatly catch me up with my home boys after i got busted by the cops the third time my mom was like why dont you just smoke at the house where you know its safe __________________ Backwoods got me congested, ain't rested in 2 days I'm gettin paid been on N!ggas head like toupes I'm a thug cuz wipe the blood out yo gaze Cutthroat N!gga bitch I scam on 'em fo days In school days I blew baze got ripped and fucked up In new jays on 2 ways I scritched and scratched up I beat that bitch up when I found out she lyin Who she think I am? Saving Private Ryan?-MAC DRE

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#11 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:40 PM
Bajiggy sure..... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 448	shes pretty crazy man one time my friends sister saw this guy give him some money (she thought it was for weed; it was but how the fuck would she know) and she called their mom and she came to school pulled him outta class and took him to the police station. thank god both of these times my buddys given me all his weed and such

#12 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:41 PM
SmokeyΓ Registered Abuser Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 85	Dude you could always show her abovetheignorance.org __________________ get on my level

#13 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:43 PM
quasimoto Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 946	My mom found my friends bowl like half a year ago and she just said "be safe".. lol __________________ But my favorite lady comes in all green, in clear sacks.

#14 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
rolljib pokin' sot Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: flomass Posts: 158	dude my fuckin mom is just like that one day in high school me and a bunch of buddys were partyin in the woods with a fire an everything and my ma said i could sleep over my friends house so i was then she fuckin calls me in the middle of the party and says where are u , i say johns(not real name) so she says she comin to pick me up so me and a couple friends had to run out of the fuckin woods drunk off our asses for like 2 miles in like 20 minutes, i fell so many time on my face and the only light we had was our phones and she took me home but i only told her i took 1 sip and i didnt like it i felt like puking and she believed me haha, but yea dude my moms crazy too __________________

#15 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 07:11 PM
CoolAidWrap Reppin NC Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 42	OMG CRAZY WOMEN , rehab for weed . never heard nething more fuckin retarded. __________________ The trees made that weed officer Thats mother natures fault You should have a grudge wit her. - Chamillionaire (MiXtApE)