Kinds of Stoners

[BioSpiN]

I'm not sure if this is in the right subforum or not... Sorry

Anywho, this is my tribute to all those stoners out there that are not recognized.


Because of a lack of imagination, I just made them all end with ‘-ers’. Don’t hate, rather give me a better name for each of these. I would also like it VERY much if you would be so kind as to add more

Kinds of Stoners

Munchers – We’ve all seen them, we may even be them, the (in)famous stoner cliché. These guys are the reason that Taco Bell and McDonalds haven’t gone out of business. The one’s with the munchies are like endless pits, they eat and they eat and then they eat some more! Everyone one that smokes get a small case of the munchies, but the true munchers will never be satisfied with what they have… they’re like the homeless!

Philosophers/Thinkers – These guys make the stoners look good. They write books, write poetry, create awesome pictures/art, write music, and yet they are high as a cloud. Normally they’re mediocre thinkers that explain why the ‘man’ (authority) is keeping everyone down. Not the Bob Marley or Dante Alighieri (yeah... he’s a stoner), but they are really funny to listen to while stoned.

Cleaners – Funny as hell! Maybe an hour after toking, they’ll go through the ‘routine’; stand up, pace back and forth nervously, and just start cleaning! First they put everything around them away, and then they move to the kitchen because they think they’re hungry. Hungry for cleaning!

Movers – A packrat type person gone bad. They have to be doing something, if they stop moving and they lose their train of thought; all hell may break loose. You have to love these guys because they get shit done fast and normally pretty well. They might tinker with an electronic, build an intricate device, or just fix shit around your house.

Newbie’s – Newbie’s are funny as well, they hold the pipe/join funny or they don’t know how to work a bong. We were all once newbie’s, but it’s funny as hell to see struggling newbie’s. Be nice to these guys and help them out as much as you can because if they fuck up big time, then the very concept of legal MJ is history!

Parent/Babysitters – Sitters are the people at the parties that aren’t high, they are pretty lame, but they are our safety nets and designated drivers. People like this are hard to come by, because everyone loves to toke. They’re the ones that tell you to put the large sharp object down when you have a genius idea. Or they take away your fireworks after a few hits.

Moochers – They take and they take, yet they are always talking shit about the quality of the bong or the dankness of the weed. They’re normally the friend of your friends that just HAD to tag along. They’re evil, twisted, demented beings that are never satisfied. Everyone hates them, but everyone’s got one of them in their group.

Butter Fingers – A rare breed. They are the ones that can never follow proper smoking etiquette. They might drop the bong, cough into the bong/pipe, talk too much leaving the thinkers out, Bogart the joint, etc…

Pushers – If you don’t know who these guys are, then you’ve never smoked a blunt. They are the ones that sell and distribute the lovable herb. Without these guys, I don’t know what we’d do… This would probably be an alcohol forum O_O

Scumbags– An unusual breed. These guys are fucking dicks! They normally end up using people; for their money, food, weed, etc… They just fuck shit up, just to fuck shit up. There’s no method behind it, nor is there a motive. They fuck shit up. They could be your tattle-tail brother/neighbor, they’re like moochers but so much worse. They’re no one’s friend, they probably are at some party and they’re passing by or something. Only way I could describe these guys is like La Chupacabre mixed with Satan. They’re behind that everything that goes on. Ever had a bad high? It’s because they gave off a bad vibe. Ever broke a bong? They probably tipped (on purpose) it or put it on an unstable counter in the first place. (Thank you tommychong42069)

[jiffgins]

haha, funny shit.

[iwearpants]

i'm a muncher/thinker hybrid, much more a thinker as of late. i try to avoid food when i'm high because i know i can't control my intake, i just eat until there's nothing left. i just sit there staring blankly thinking about shit.

[peacetoker90]

Burners- You may spot them sleeping in the park, or in your front yard. These are the old school smokers. They smoke and roll joints all day. They tend to forget everything you tell them.

[BioSpiN]

Originally Posted by peacetoker90

Burners- You may spot them sleeping in the park, or in your front yard. These are the old school smokers. They smoke and roll joints all day. They tend to forget everything you tell them.

NICE!! Thank you very much!

[HxCurt]

im a big ol' mix

[tommychong42069]

The ??? are called Scumbags. Simply because they are bags of scum. They tend to gank shit from your house when your not looking, or stealing pipes from people they just met. Hope that helped. BTW I am NOT a scumbag, I just know a few.

[sodomizedjello]

haha i can't STAND for my house to be dirty when i'm stoned. i clean everything. and organize everything. seriously after this morning's toke i took all the towels out of the cabinet int he bathroom and re-folded them and stacked them neatly in a straight line.

[adamti91]

Fiends- These people can't get enough weed. They smoke just because they can and they do so 24/7. Don't smoke with these people, they will waste your weed, and ask you to roll yet another joint or pack another bowl all the time. Worse than a moocher, Fiends have the means to buy their own weed, but spend all their money at once so they are left to go beg for people to smoke them out.

[tokingbuffalo]

Burnouts- They just sit around all day and night smoking weed. They may have a job, but it is a shitty one at a dry cleaner or something. They work for the simple purpose of buying pot with their paychecks. These people live in a weed-fogged haze. They are not really good for much, but they can roll joints/spliffs/blunts with an unmatched precision and their hands can grind weed as efficiently as a metal grinder. their life revolves around weed and they will probably end up living in a shack in the woods, growing and smoking weed for the rest of their life.

[ReMiX]

illusionists-These people are the type of stoners who dont look like they blaze. They dont have the typical look and might not even seem like they smoke yet underneath their potheads.

[greenomen]

Originally Posted by ReMiX

illusionists-These people are the type of stoners who dont look like they blaze. They dont have the typical look and might not even seem like they smoke yet underneath their potheads.

def me lol

[SMB_07]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzhA5t0EknI

[William-Bacon]

Originally Posted by tokingbuffalo

Burnouts- They just sit around all day and night smoking weed. They may have a job, but it is a shitty one at a dry cleaner or something. They work for the simple purpose of buying pot with their paychecks. These people live in a weed-fogged haze. They are not really good for much, but they can roll joints/spliffs/blunts with an unmatched precision and their hands can grind weed as efficiently as a metal grinder. their life revolves around weed and they will probably end up living in a shack in the woods, growing and smoking weed for the rest of their life.

Good god, I'm a burnout...

[Jerkyrob]

Originally Posted by William-Bacon

Good god, I'm a burnout...

haha.

gotta love these people.
and theres nothing wrong with it if it makes you happy. in a way i admire these people. they are selfless and unmaterialistic. they are always happy in their own little world.