The Stoner's Swiss Army Knife

[Farmer Green]

That is one fucking awesome tool, i can think of a variety of uses. Nice find dude .

[zalzal010]

that little tool is very slick... definitely going to pick one up.

[ShroomClouder]

Damn, i never thought everyone would be tokin around key bumper things haha, damn next some kid is ganna post off wanting to carry around this









hes ganna be like look you can put ur joint in and take shotguns n stuff or wahtever haha.

[Jambi828]

Originally Posted by hashaman

Warn the partakers to barely flick the lighter, though, especially for dank! Since the bowl is packed so tightly it will cherry like a motherfucker, giving such a big hit as to bring tears to what fool whosoever torches the bowl.

Dude that made me laugh so hard.
+ Rep

[chester71]

i want one i want one i want one let the search begin

[pappy crukk]

Originally Posted by hashaman

Evening fellow blades, just thought I'd do a quick writeup on one of my favorite stoner utilities: the pipe tool.

Er, hold on a tick... *bubble bubble* Right then! Where were we? Oh yes, the pipe tool.

Made in Czech Republic

Three tools, many uses

Let's go from left to right, shall we? First on the lineup is the scraper: a small spoon with tapered edges. This bad boy is useful for bowl maintenence primarily. It very effectively scrapes resin into a ball in when you find yourself in times of drought and can also easily dig out those pesky glass screens when they clog the bowl so you don't get gunk under your fingernails. It's elongated spoon shape allows you to conform a metal screen so tight to the bowl that it will stay in without resin. Also very effective at scraping metal screens clear when they become clogged, thus increasing the lifespan of the screen.

Next is the poker. This little guy is great for all sorts of things. When rolling joints I use it to make sure the ends are packed well, or when a joint is not burning evenly/hitting well because it's overpacked you can jam it through the mouth end about half way up the spliff. This will make it hit like a champ and even out the burn due to the increased airflow. For those of you with a penchant for homemade pieces out there it comes in especially handy. Apples, potatoes, oranges, tomatoes... you name in, this can turn it into a pipe. I don't recommend the tomato, though; that was very messy. This end can also be used to pierce a hole through a cap for you gravity bong and waterfall users out there.

Last but certainly not least, the tamper. Use this tool whenever you want to pack a fat bowl. My bubbler holds about .25g of loosely ground up weed for a full bowl. Should I utilize this to pack the bowl tight I can stuff .4 in there. Very useful for when there are many heads in rotation. Warn the partakers to barely flick the lighter, though, especially for dank! Since the bowl is packed so tightly it will cherry like a motherfucker, giving such a big hit as to bring tears to what fool whosoever torches the bowl. Also very useful for giving blunts an even packing to ensure an enjoyable even smoking.

This tiny powerhouse of a tool has proven itself near essential to have. It makes so many of those constant smoker annoyances a breeze to deal with. Hell, with a little rearranging we have ourselves...

Hit it 'til it's gone!

a nice roachclip! The long handle makes it especially easy to pass around in a moving vehicle. Personally, I carry mine on a detachable valet keychain for constant access and easy use:

Always by my side

"Oh, but where can I get one of these fabulous devices mister hashaman," you cry. Go hit up your local tobacconist, or nearly anyplace that sells cigars and pipe tobacco. Most big towns should have one or two. You'll probably find them displayed near the register. They're about $2 USD and last for-fucking-ever. Great gifts for your other stoner friends. Well, that concludes this stoned writeup. Just wanted to get the word out to my fellow blades about The Stoner's Swiss Army Knife.

fukk a 55$ 1 more mafuka who answered a question wit da wrong wrong shit / 2 fukk chit chattin about crakk stuffers and dont get ya ass whipt swiss army bitch shit why a long ass page about this dumb ass shit listen how yo ass sound go hit up the naw bitch get hit up an go to sleep an then wake up then you can cry yo lame ass buster they last for ever $2 $2 $@ most big towns should kick ya ass fool im done get laught at wit swiss army bitch no peace inglewood bangin

[Jimi001]

^ original gansta

[deadeye007]

Originally Posted by pappy crukk

listen how yo ass sound

[Demonballer]

You should beable to get these at places that sell pipe tabacco. I have one in my pipe tabacco kit. I never really use it for weed though. I just keep a tooth pick or something in my pocket incase I have to poke through the ash or something. they are great for digging out cashed tabacco though.

[zarathustra2]

Nice not to burn your thumb. The tighter you tamp, the smoother it hits. At least with pipe tobacco.

[Degree]

Such an interesting read! +Rep.

[BottleOfSmoke]

haha... "cherry like a motherfucker"

[mike-N-chank]

atthats aawesome

[BagODuff]

lol nice tool, i used to have a pocketknife thing like that once...
first thing i thought of was...nice tooter tool !!
the spoon thing looks like it would fit better in a nose than a bowl lol.

[dove]

Originally Posted by Segue

Man I'm old. Ten years ago, one of my high school friends discovered the "pipe tool" after inheriting one from his grandpa.

It's since been shot down, for one GOOD reason:

You don't need a resin-coated thingy on your keychain. Yeah, the spoon is cool, but if you're planning on doing "bumps", you're on the wrong forum.

Buy a 12-pack of Bic pens for $2, and you have a scraper (cap), a tamper (bottom of pen), and a poker (ink tube... or pocket some paper clips). And Bic pens are DISPOSABLE. Love'em and leave'em. You have eleven more pens in your glove compartment.

Pipe-tools are "paraphernalia". You have been forewarned.

(Not to be a downer here, I'm just encouraging some creativity

couldn't say it better my self.
i love smoking marijuana, but i am freaked out about the gadgets and all that extra stuff, and i hate decorating my room with anything related to marijuana, like marijuana ash trays, or putting on marijuana shirts, all thats going to do is make you seem like some wild pot head and bring you unwanted attention.