Smoke, and then PASS A DRUG TEST.

[shroomer123]

OK so i had some questions to all those thc experts out there. SO unfortunately, i was caught with a dime bag that some stupid friend of mine left in my car, and i did not know it was there. Anyways, i was caught and they didnt press charges or whatever if i did some stupid group therapy shit. ANyways they drug test us, and im not gonna quit because i can smoke pot if i want to. Anyways, so a very intersing this happened to me. I smoked like 6-8 bong hits of dro two days before the test. In order to pass i drank a lot of water (like a shit load), took Niacin, Creatine, caffiene, and azo and other duiretics. I pissed like a racehorse and all was good, but im normally a slow flusher and dont pass. So in order to pass, i thoguht that since THC is soluble in alcohol, i mixed everclear, (a quarter of a shot) into my pee sample, and mixed it up and shook it for a minute or so, which should be enoguh time for a vast majority of the cannabinoids to migrate into the alcohol. After like a min or so, i just toolk the eyedroppper outta my pocket, and and took the alchol off in one big suck. Suprisingly, i passed and there was no detectsble thc. Even though i toke evryday like 3 times. Is this because of the alchol, could you in thory, mix alcohol with ur pee and extract the metabolites out? Why did i pass?

[laxphenom]

if they dont test for alcohol haha it wont help if they think you're a drunk

[shroomer123]

no man, you can suck it off, it floats to the top in a second. Plus, u can always splill off the very thin top layerits real easy. OH YEAH UPDATE! MY FREIND DID THE SAME THING, he just called- he passed his test too, he smoked a week before. I think were on to something here, anyone else have comments. Any experts?

[rumandromanism]

Someone whos educated in this area REALLY needs to make a sticky about drug tests.

[shroomer123]

yea i agree. I asked my dad about this, whose a professor of fluid mechanics, and he siad it all dependend on the solubilty of the thc in the alchol, and said trhat genereally a minute or so should get a lot of thc ( well said that an alchol should do the job quickly). But then aagin this is throetical, and he knows nothing about THC. any ideas anyone?

[Horus XCIII]

THC is soluble in everclear, so I bet that's what did it. Great idea man, I've never heard of that before.

[Superbeastdj]

That sounds very interesting if no one else has tried it (Which is dobutfull)

I'll try it with some home drug tests when I Get some cash and time and ever clear..

[UpInSmoke~~]

I think you're on to something man. Great idea. I'd love to hear more about this.

[dudewhodidstuff]

I dont know if it was the alcohol.


I dont think there is any "THC" in your piss. They test for the metabolites of THC, which may or may not be alcohol soluable.

[naughtyneighbor]

waa woo wee woo

this sounds crazy. maybe it's true? you should round up a few home drug tests and try this out a bit more (2 tests; one with alcohol one without).

[Maul555]

like woah, if its true, then this could be the greatest discovery man kind has made yet!!!! I am watching with baited breath...

[UpInSmoke~~]

Originally Posted by Maul555

like woah, if its true, then this could be the greatest discovery man kind has made yet!!!! I am watching with baited breath...

Haha yeahh dude especially you, aren't you trying to pass a drug test to get a job or something?

[lonelyhashbrown]

We need some serious experimentation here. This could save millions of stoners from a lot a things.

[devilman2075]

if it was a shitty strip test, which im guessing it is, then its not hard to beat

last year when i had to get a piss test for my work i smoked the day before. the day of the test about 2 hours before i just started drinking water non stop, i would fill up a 20 oz bottle with water and chug it like 5 times then hold it untill i had to piss, and repeated till i left school to take the drug test. and i passed with flying colors

[Krystian!!!]

this sounds very feasible to me