Fake Urine 101

[Mocha Bo]

Hey everyone, This might have been posted before, so sorry if its a repost. I figure this might be useful to some people tho, feel free to add in any informatino or tips I forgot.


First off, I think fake urine is one of the best way to pass a drug test because its guarenteed to work everytime, if you do it right. Its synthetic urine, which means the computer will show it as real urine with no drug traces. You can buy fake urine at most head shops, my favorite is called "Dr. Green's Agent X" This is the one I have the most experence with, and when its the right temperature it has worked everytime. Y

It costs around 20-30 bucks depending on what product it is, and you either get an empty bottle with a vial of powder or a premixed fluid. If you get the empty bottle and power than I recomend filling the bottle 2/3 and microwaving for abot 10 seconds or so, then add the powder and top off with more water. Close and shake.

Here are my top three tips for using synthetic urine:

1. Follow the dirrections exactly- Seems like common sense, but if it says dont' boil, then dont boil it when heating it up, if it says make an hour in advance, make it an hour in advance... The people who make the product know what they are talking about, if you have any questinos about het dirrections ask the dude behind the counter at your shop, and they can ususally give you advice from their own experence.

2. MAKE SURE THE TEMP IS CORRECT- I've failed a test before because my "urine" wasn't the right temperature. The bottles come with a temperature strip like you would see on a fish tank, check and recheck it before you go into the urine lab.

3. Hide that bottle well- Depending on where you go for your test they will ask you to empty your pockets, lift the legs of your pants, take off yoru jackets ect. the best method I've found for smuggling the fake urine into the lab is wearing two pairs of underwear. Boxerbreifs or whity tightys or something tight to hold the bottle to your junk. Then throw on your boxers or what ever overtop. I have a friend who got caught with the bottle n his sock under his pants, but no one will ever ask you to take off yoru underwear before you go in.



***Bonus***

Make sure your test is a urine test, thats actually why i wrote this guide, cause today I went to take a drug test with a bottle of perfectly prepared urine in my pants... and they gave me a hair test! Guess I wont' get that job huh?

Good luck with the tests, and dont stop toking just cause the man wants you too! Bea the system.

[GNR]

any ideas when your using a friends piss? whats the best way to keep it the right temp / smuggle it in. im thinking of putting it in ziploc bags under my arm or tapped to my gooch with a glove warmer.

[trawepale]

^^ i think if u keep it close to your body that temp should be fine and ye definitely smuggle it in in your groin area.

[ipack]

Originally Posted by GNR

any ideas when your using a friends piss? whats the best way to keep it the right temp / smuggle it in. im thinking of putting it in ziploc bags under my arm or tapped to my gooch with a glove warmer.

best container i've used is one of those travel size scope bottles, won't leak and small & easy to secure.

i've used two methods to keep synth. urine (and human urine) warm.

(A) get some ace bandage wrap (a cloth roll with pins). wrap bandage around thigh and secure with pins (make sure it's not too tight or it will cut off circulation).. slide your container of urine into the bandage. heat pack not required.

(b) wear tighty whities and carry it in there, no heat pack required

ziploc bags are no good.. it would suck to have it burst on you while you're waiting to take the UA.

[Dustin]

When I got a test they watched me pissed, my ween and everything.

[Jokertoker]

Even keepin the urine near your crotch is not garunteed to keep it warm. When the urine is coming out it starts off at 98.6 or whatever your normal body temperature is. Between the air and the plastic container it usually looses a couple degrees. So It can't be lower than like 94 degrees and I think nothing higher than 100. When I kept a bottle of piss near my crotch for the entire ride to the lab by the time I got there it was luke warm. You definately need to watch your ass though. The right temperature is everything. Hand wamers usually work well.

[ipack]

Originally Posted by Dustin

When I got a test they watched me pissed, my ween and everything.

excellent point.

it goes without saying that unless you're using a whizzinator, fake urine should not be used in an observed test.

Observed tests are: court/probation, miltary/DoD (to include some civilian contractors)

Employment UA's are unobserved

edit: the whizzinator for those of you that don't know

[ipack]

Originally Posted by Jokertoker

Even keepin the urine near your crotch is not garunteed to keep it warm. When the urine is coming out it starts off at 98.6 or whatever your normal body temperature is. Between the air and the plastic container it usually looses a couple degrees. So It can't be lower than like 94 degrees and I think nothing higher than 100. When I kept a bottle of piss near my crotch for the entire ride to the lab by the time I got there it was luke warm. You definately need to watch your ass though. The right temperature is everything. Hand wamers usually work well.

this may be true for some people, everytime i've gone in i haven't used heaters and always pissed within accepted parameters

but i guess it couldn't hurt... why risk it right? Make sure you wrap the heater + urine in something like a sock, those hot packs can get extremely uncomfortable otherwise