How to pass a urine test in 30 days! Any ideas?

[Shadow_Song40]

You can get it out of your system in about 7 hours.But this way can be dangerous if your not careful. Fill up a glass of water and drop about 4 drops of bleach in it. Then chug it down as fast as your can. Then have about 4 full glasses of water prepared RIGHT AFTER you do this.Chug those down quick. You will piss and in about 7 hours it should be out of your system.

[crazyj]

AHhHHHHH!

DO NOT CHUG BLEACH!!!! NOT a smart idea. Just drink the water and cranberry juice, and take the niacin. Drinking something that is supposed to kill bacteria is not good for your throat and stomach, even if it is to try and clean yourself out.

[budburner]

4 drops of bleach in an 8 oz. glass of water would not harm you.

I also would be willing to bet that it does nothing to help you fool a urine test for marijuana.

In an emergency, bleach can be used to sanitize stagnet water to render it drinkable.

[GRiM420]

yea dude whatever you do DO NOT DRINK BLEACH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i tried it once and it burned the shit out of my throat.
IT IS NOT FUN. even with all the water it just feels like drinking that much bleach even though it doesnt becasue 8 oz of bleach will most likely kill you. man you know what i just figured something out. heh heh dam im stupid but drinking bleach sucks! FUCK YOU BLEACH!!!!!! dam took me a while to correkt all my misteaks. kinda makes you think how much you take speelcheck for granted.

[budburner]

I hope no body would actually drink bleach straight.

Before you go off the deep end though, consider this.

Most, if not all, of the cities in America chlorinate the city water supplies.

Bleach will not kill you (or hurt you) unless you are less than wise about it.

How high was the concentration of bleach that burned your throat? I bet it was a hell of a lot higher than 4 gtts / 8oz. water.

[ReformMaryJaneLaws]

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These are nutritional programs for those who have time to detox.

[Drano]

Drink 2 bottles of lemon juice (within 72 hours of test):Warning ; holding down 2 bottles of lemon juice is an accomplishment in itself, you might want to take gulps and chase it with water, or add some sugar to the lemon juice.

As most people know, THC is not water soluble, it is stored within the fat cells of the body. So another thing you can do to is excercise and sweat.

Thirdly, you can also load up on vitamin b and b12 .

What the enzymes in lemon juice do is break down the molecular structure of the THC in the bladder for a couple days after the lemon juice is injested. So you test clean (drink plenty of water!)

-Golden Seal and Test Clean work , but are expensive and only work if you drink tons of water . Lemon Juice is a fool proof way to test clean if you can stomache it ! Good Luck!

Stay mellow and good luck!!!!!!